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I, Garfield
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Nov 14, 2023 20:25
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Escape From Noise posted:I, Garfield No doesn't listen to them Romans, I'm Garfield!
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Nov 14, 2023 20:58
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temple posted:It's siri but for licensed holders and their loyal consumers Hey Siri, license me Garfield.
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Nov 14, 2023 22:04
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"oh jeez... it's egeez" "what are 'things you never want to hear your doctor say?'" "correct!"
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Nov 14, 2023 22:06
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Duckman2008 posted:Hey Siri, license me Garfield. Hey Siri, also asumme I'm younger than Nathen Mazri
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Nov 14, 2023 22:06
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Frank Frank posted:It’s literally some harebrained nonsense Nathen cooked up that will never amount to anything. He’ll make some cocaine-fueled elevator pitch to a few professionals who might buy into his bullshit long enough to create the beginnings of “something” before Nathen either gets bored and wanders off or refuses to pay his employees. One of the things that makes it confusing to deal with Nathen is that he "announces" things like they already exist, fully formed. His brain is so entreprened up that the moment he has even an idea, he treats it as a finished project. And then I find myself asking obvious questions like "what is it?" And "can I see it?". Because he's so fully convinced it already exists that I sometimes believe it as well. BigBadSteve posted:I'm guesstimating it's just a rebranded frontend for the standard ChatGPT, with minimal changes. Oh boy, there's already one precedent for what happens when you ask chatGPT to find caselaw for you. I can't wait for more. Last Chance posted:Why not “Oh Gee-PT!”? To clever. Also doesn't involve eggs. Apparently this is all about eggs for some reason.
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Nov 14, 2023 22:09
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nerd plus rage posted:Nobody will ever do a better Garfield voice than Lorenzo Music, so why try? Dave Coulier voiced Peter Venkman on The Real Ghostbusters after Lorenzo Music did, maybe he could at least fill in (and for cheap). Then again, he would probably not be able to convey Garfield’s apathy and sloth as well as Music could, just making Garfield into a smarmy, unlikeable bastard, as opposed to a lazy, unlikeable bastard.
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Nov 14, 2023 23:51
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h,G h,G h,G
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Nov 15, 2023 00:33
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BigBadSteve posted:Nathen provides a video screencap example of his ChatGPT bullshit in action here: ChatGPT premium lets you make custom chat bots now, that's all it is.
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Nov 15, 2023 01:23
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There it is
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Nov 15, 2023 01:24
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It's pronounced "Oggy's"
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Nov 15, 2023 02:04
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i am once again asking y'all to screenshot the tweets instead of just posting a link, please
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Nov 15, 2023 03:09
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root beer posted:Dave Coulier voiced Peter Venkman on The Real Ghostbusters after Lorenzo Music did, maybe he could at least fill in (and for cheap). Then again, he would probably not be able to convey Garfield’s apathy and sloth as well as Music could, just making Garfield into a smarmy, unlikeable bastard, as opposed to a lazy, unlikeable bastard. Dave Coulier was absolutely terrible at it, though. May as well get that other Garfield voice actor, Bill Murray.
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Nov 15, 2023 05:45
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Nathen tweeted a link to his audiobook and there's actually a free sample of it. I feel bad for the narrator. https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/nathen_mazri_Arabiolosis?id=AQAAAEA8PTx9EM quote:Nathen Mazri has become like a prisoner for injustice, like a soldier fighting for his life, and like a survivor thriving out of suppression for his freedom. All Nathen wanted was to feel loved, nurtured, larger than life, and never left alone – the basic human conditions. What does it even mean?
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Nov 17, 2023 17:43
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as a human being worldwide, i closely relate to the purpose and movement of Arabiolosis
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Nov 17, 2023 18:01
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"which is relatable to human beings worldwide." Extremely relatable.
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Nov 17, 2023 18:08
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All I ever wanted was for everyone to pay attention to me at all times and to entertain my every whim to the detriment of their own well-being
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Nov 17, 2023 18:10
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Mozi posted:as a human being worldwide, i closely relate to the purpose and movement of Arabiolosis
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Nov 17, 2023 18:24
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Nathen really thinks every human being worldwide has a compulsive need to feel "larger than life" huh, I mean, sounds right
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Nov 17, 2023 19:05
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Larger than life, larger than wife.
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Nov 18, 2023 03:45
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I wonder if he sneaks new content into his book every time he gets upset about some new venture failing
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Nov 18, 2023 03:51
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gently caress Nathen and his scoliosis
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Nov 18, 2023 05:18
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this crosspost is for you, frank
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Nov 19, 2023 02:24
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Genuine lol
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Nov 19, 2023 02:26
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MrQwerty posted:this crosspost is for you, frank 
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Nov 19, 2023 06:31
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He's mostly doing boring current events tweets to try to get engagement (and failing) but this made me laugh. https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1726430650918461600
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Nov 20, 2023 20:25
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MassRafTer posted:He's mostly doing boring current events tweets to try to get engagement (and failing) but this made me laugh. Pretty on-brand for a guy that refuses to let his failed pizza franchise just die already.
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Nov 20, 2023 20:48
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Arabiolosis sounds like a movement alright... a regionally specific term for bowel movement
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Nov 20, 2023 22:05
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Pretty on-brand for a guy that refuses to let his failed pizza franchise just die already. 
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Nov 20, 2023 22:17
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MassRafTer posted:He's mostly doing boring current events tweets to try to get engagement (and failing) but this made me laugh. 
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Nov 21, 2023 00:03
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Yeah it's just Helpful Homicide.
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Nov 21, 2023 00:14
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Assisted Garficide period!
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Nov 21, 2023 00:52
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MassRafTer posted:He's mostly doing boring current events tweets to try to get engagement (and failing) but this made me laugh.  Edit: Worse, he's just straight copying lines from some AI news aggregator thing. https://www.chartr.co/newsletters/2023-11-20 Knormal fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Nov 21, 2023 |
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Nov 21, 2023 01:42
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Knormal posted:Yeah, my response to both these tweets is just "...And?" The Hunger Games one sounds like he just straight-up copy/pasted an article title. Worse yet he’s probably using a bot to do it.
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Nov 21, 2023 01:52
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Looks like daddy cut off Nathen's allowance. He's shilling his "cameo" on both of his twitters again. It's like Fiverr for people with no skill, or Only Fans with less nudity. For just $59 you can politely beg Nathen to record something for you in one of his many suits. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1726724169323233749 This one caught my eye, because 1. Imagine how limp-wristed and off target a "roast" from Nathen would be and 2. Some fortuitous ad placement. 
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Nov 21, 2023 03:47
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No one is begging Nathen for free Cameos
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Nov 21, 2023 04:14
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Frank Frank posted:No one is begging Nathen for free Cameos Please! Nathfied! My children! They no smile no more! They need to be entergated by the worlds youngest Garfield franchisee!
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Nov 21, 2023 04:19
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Escape From Noise posted:Please! Nathfied! My children! They no smile no more! They need to be entergated by the worlds youngest Garfield franchisee! SILENCE PEASANT. Nathfield doesn’t care for your mundane problems.
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Nov 21, 2023 04:22
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I'm even less likely to pay Nathen for a cameo than  and that dude wants like $500
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