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All of my fighters except poor Stan are either way under or way over their fighting weights, so I'm all for expanded weight classes.
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:20 |
Thanks for making a new page for me, habeas. PRESENTING, THE - Clubs are ordered alphabetically. - Fighters are listed by weight class in ascending order. - In cases where a fighter fills multiple weight classes by cutting down, their everyday weight is used for the purposes of ordering. - A fighter's weight class on this roster is specifically what they were registered as unless Smasher tells me that's changed. - If multiple fighters in a club are in the same weight class, those who can cut down to a lower weight class are listed first, but order within weight classes is otherwise random. =========================================== Buntsville Bastards' Brawling Association [BUNT] - Jimmy Hayato (Lightweight) - Jim Crud Jr. (Welterweight) - Adrian Neville (Middleweight) - Jaxon Penn (Light Heavyweight, cuts to Middleweight) - Nicholas St. DuBois (Light Heavyweight) - Gorman Thomas (Heavyweight) - Ivan Orloff (Heavyweight) Cooking School [COOK] - Ricky Ricks (Lightweight) - Reviewbrah Jones (Middleweight, cuts to Welterweight) - Hungry Joe (Middleweight, cuts to Welterweight) - Fry Baker (Light Heavyweight, cuts to Middleweight) - Chef Sal (Heavyweight) - Badlands Chugs Jr. (Heavyweight) Fighting Game Coalition [FGC] - Sakura Kasugano (Lightweight) - Kahpwan Kim (Middleweight, cuts to Welterweight) - John Carlton (Middleweight, cuts to Welterweight) - Mary Ryan (Middleweight) - Sergei Dragunov (Light Heavyweight) - Tyler-Johnson Garrett (Heavyweight, cuts to Light Heavyweight) - Sagat (Heavyweight) Independent: - Jarred Kelenic (Heavyweight) - Mike Haggar (Heavyweight) Jon Fitch's Fight Team #1 [FITCH] - Terry O'Rae (Welterweight, cuts to Lightweight) - Marty McSorely (Light Heavyweight, cuts to Welterweight) - Jean-Claude Boeuf (Light Heavyweight, cuts to Middleweight/Welterweight) - Basher Nanaimo (Light Heavyweight) - Vladislav Henderson (Heavyweight, cuts to Light Heavyweight) - Slab (Heavyweight) Matt Serra's Ninja Turtle Academy [MSNT] - Hyperion Royale (Welterweight, cuts to Lightweight) - Leonardo Serra (Middleweight, cuts to Welterweight) - Avery Weedman (Light Heavyweight, cuts to Middleweight) - Marshawn Money (Heavyweight, cuts to Light Heavyweight) - FS Drago (Heavyweight) No Homers Club [NHC] - D.B. Sweeney (Welterweight, cuts to Lightweight) - Horace Pipping (Welterweight, cuts to Lightweight) - Magnus Barefoot (Welterweight, cuts to Lightweight) - Walter Siegmeister (Middleweight, cuts to Lightweight) - Homer Stille Cummings (Middleweight, cuts to Welterweight) - E.E. Cummings (Light Heavyweight) - Dankwart Rustow (Heavyweight, cuts to Light Heavyweight) Rochester Rioters [RCH] - George Steiner (Welterweight) - Herman McNally (Middleweight) - Juan Villa (Heavyweight) R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. [ROCK] - Sebastian Bach (Lightweight) - Bret Michaels (Welterweight) - Axl Rose (Middleweight) - Jon Bon Jovi (Middleweight) - Michael Bolton (Light Heavyweight) - Vince Neil (Heavyweight, cuts to Light Heavyweight) Ruthless Blackpool Roundtable Combat Club [RBRCC] - Bryan Danielson (Middleweight) - Jon Moxley (Light Heavyweight) - Vladimir Kozlov (Heavyweight) - Ezekiel Jackson (Heavyweight) - William Regal (Heavyweight) Shikimori High School Martial Arts Club [SHIKI] - Rei Himaru (Lightweight) Sodak's Finest [SODAK] - Logan Storley (Welterweight) - Clevin Dark (Light Heavyweight) - Brock Lesnar (Heavyweight) Stone Dead Kennedys [D-KEN] - Okie Dokie (Lightweight) - Mazus (Lightweight) - Stan Wiśniewski (Light Heavyweight, cuts to Middleweight) - Storg Kennedy (Heavyweight) - Gáhteriinná Sáráhkkásdottir (Heavyweight) - Drakkan Kennedy (Heavyweight) Tachibana Racing Club [TAC] - Joji Yuki (Lightweight) - Keisuke Jin (Lightweight) - Hongo Takeshi (Welterweight) - Hayato Ichimonji (Welterweight) - Shiro Kazami (Welterweight) - Daisuke Yamamoto (Middleweight) - Shigeru Jo (Light Heavyweight) Team Canada [CAN] - Petey Williams (Middleweight) - Tyson Dux (Light Heavyweight) - Bobby Roode (Heavyweight) - Eric Young (Heavyweight) - Johnny Devine (Heavyweight) Unbeatable Undefeateds [UNDEF] - Gamorra Sinze (Lightweight) - JR Leap (Lightweight) - Pander Panderer (Welterweight) - Sodom Sinze (Heavyweight) =========================================== Total Fighters (As of this post): Fighters' weight classes are organized based on everyday weight, where specified. Lightweight: 11 Welterweight: 13 Middleweight: 15 Lt. Heavyweight: 15 Heavyweight: 26 TOTAL: 80 Monathin fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Nov 8, 2023 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 05:03 |
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NEW WEIGHTS! NEW WEIGHTS! SUPER HEAVYS LET'S GO!!! Fight of the Night is cool though I am demoralized that Hungry Joe could not finish it in the final round. We are gonna put him in the Dojo soon. I swear it. Let's load up for the next show: 8 POINTS Ricky Ricks +2 Takedown Defense +1 Reflexes +1 Mobility +1 Hand Speed Fry Baker +2 Low Kick Power Reviewbrah Jones +1 Takedowns
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:45 |
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SLFC 48: Danielson vs. Neville : As far as featherweights and super-heavyweights go, I leave it to the people in the thread to get me the necessary ten fighters for each division we would need to make them viable. As for this card, let's get it over with. But, before we go through the main card, Yoshida, take us through the prelims. : Okay! PRELIM Welterweight Bout: Hongo Takeshi [TAC] (1-7) vs. Homer Stille Cummings [NHC] (4-4) : Hongo almost survived getting taken down repeatedly by Cummings. Almost! Official Decision: Homer Stille Cummings def. Hongo Takeshi by TKO (Strikes) (4:34, Round 3) PRELIM Heavyweight Bout: Gorman Thomas [BUN] (0-1) vs. Eric Young [CAN] (2-4) : And then Gorman Thomas almost survived getting taken down repeatedly by Eric Young. Almost! Official Decision: Eric Young def. Gorman Thomas by Submission (americana) (2:31, Round 3) PRELIM Lightweight Bout: Joji Yuki [TAC] (2-5, 1 NC) vs. D.B. Sweeney [NHC] (1-1) : And then Yuki almost survived getting taken down repeatedly by Sweeney. Almost! Official Decision: D.B. Sweeney def. Joji Yuki by TKO (Strikes) (4:38, Round 3) PRELIM Heavyweight Bout: Johnny Devine [CAN] (3-5) vs. William Regal [RBRCC] (3-4) : And, finally Slab got injured, got replaced by Johnny Devine, and Regal submitted him with one second left in the secord round. Official Decision: William Regal def. Johnny Devine by Submission (arm triangle) (4:59, Round 2) Middleweight Bout: Axl Rose [ROCK] (2-5) vs. Reviewbrah Jones [HK] (1-1) Round 1 : And we're ready for the main card to start. : Smasher, this is a clear mismatch! : So it was. Official Decision: Reviewbrah Jones def. Axl Rose by TKO (Strikes) (4:02, Round 1) Light Heavyweight Bout: Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] (4-3) vs. Fry Baker [HK] (1-5) Round 1 : Okay, next fight and- : God help me. : No, seriously. God, why won't you help me? Time expires. Round 2 : So, let's look for something to happen in- : The fans are rooting for the meteor here. : Henderson is good at controlling his opponent. Maybe too good. : After literally doing nothing for three minutes, Henderson moves to side control. He takes Baker's back. He gets in the hooks! : Outstanding clock management, there, Henderson! Just outstanding! Round 3 : It's the final round! Baker needs a finish! : Brutal. Baker breaks free of the clinch! : He starts working the leg. : With a minute left, I don't think Baker is going to be able to do enough damage to finish Henderson, and he really does need a finish. : And time will run out, but at least Baker injured Henderson, I guess. Official Decision: Vladislav Henderson def. Fry Baker by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28) Light Heavyweight Bout: Nicolas DuBois [BUN] (1-0) vs. T.J. Garrett [FGC] (1-0) Round 1 : DuBois Punches! : DuBois Kicks! But Garrett abides as time expires. Round 2 : Round two here- : And Garrett is still have trouble timing DuBois' strikes. : DuBois probably needs to get Garrett out of here before that happens. : Oh no! : Garrett is learning! : And DuBois is suddenly on the backfoot as time expires. Round 3 : It's the final round, and DuBois probably needs to change up his timing so that Garrett doesn't unceremoniously murder him. : U-u-ultra Combo! Official Decision: T.J. Garrett def. Nicolas DuBois by TKO (0:27, Round 3) Welterweight Bout: Jim Crud Jr. [BUN] (1-0) vs. Jean-Claude Boeuf [FITCH] (5-4) Round 1 : Let the Fitchening commence. : Remember, we're stuck here forever. Round 2 : Round two and- : Right. : The power of FITCH compels! : Jim Crud Jr. might have some better luck by inventing a time machine and preventing Jean-Claude Boeuf from being born. : It's not a terrible idea. Round 3 : Okay, let's- : If Crud has given up, I'm giving up too. Official Decision: Jean-Claude Boeuf def. Jim Crud Jr. by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) Lightweight Championship Bout: Ricky Ricks [HK] (6-2) vs. Gomorrah Sinze [UNDEF] (5-1) : It is now time for the co-main event of the evening! Five rounds to determine the lightweight champion of the world! Introducing first, the challenger, he is the former lightweight champion, Gomorrah Sinze! And his opponent, he is the reigning, defending, undisputed lightweight champion of the world, "Tough Steak" Ricky Ricks! Round 1 : Sinze shoots for a takedown! : He'll need to be careful. Ricks has almost inhuman power. : He is HulkaMatt's prized pupil. : Grim. Sinze shoots for another takedown! : Sinze gets it! He quickly passes to mount and starts raining down punches and elbows. Ricks is covering up! Ricks tries to sweep! : That is not what he was looking for! He looks for the choke! Ricks is desperately trying to hold on! Sinze almost has it locked in! But time runs out! Ricks survives! Round 2 : Round two! And Ricks is ricksing up! He's pointing towards his opponent! He's wagging his finger at Sinze! He's trying to rip off his shirt despite the fact that he is not currently wearing a shirt! Sinze is very confused! : And now Sinze is dead! Official Decision: Ricky Ricks def. Gomorroah Sinze by TKO (Strikes) (0:51, Round 2) Your winner and STILL the THIRD Lightweight Champion: Ricky Ricks! Middleweight Championship Bout: Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] (9-2) vs. Adrian Neville [BUN] (1-0) : It is now time for the main event of the evening! This contest, scheduled for five rounds, is for the undisputed middleweight championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Newcastle, England, Adrian Neville! And his opponent, he is the reigning, defending middleweight champion of the world, Bryan Danielson! Round 1 : Both men feel each other out to start things off. Danielson clinches and takes Neville to the fence. He lets go, looking to launch a big strike- : But no! Danielson is dropped! Neville looks for the quick finish! : And now Neville is trapped in Danielson's half-guard as Danielson holds on, trying to play for time while he recovers. : Neville understands that he should probably stand up here, but as long as Danielson is holding on to him, that's easier said than done. : Danielson gets full guard, and a frustrated Neville will let time expire rather than risking a submission. Round 2 : Round two. And you wonder if Danielson has really recovered from the knockdown. He'll clinch with Neville again and- : That is crushing for Neville, who just doesn't have the wrestling ability to easily put himself in a better situation. : Neville tries to escape, but Danielson is right there, trying various submissions to keep him honest, as well as not giving the ref an excuse to stand them back up on their feet, and that will continue for the entire round, as Neville just can't do much damage while he's stuck in Danielson's guard. Round 3 : Going into the third round, Neville is up 2-0, most likely. : I can't imagine anything else. He got the knockdown in round one, and was on top for essentially the entirety of round two. Danielson can't afford to give up another round here, so- : Oh. Nevermind. Official Decision: Bryan Danielson def. Adrian Neville by TKO (Strikes) (2:00, Round 3) Your winner and STILL the SECOND Middleweight Champion: Bryan Danielson! Fighter Points NHC: 4 points Tachibana: 2 points Team Canada: 3 points Buntsville: 8 points RBRCC: 16 points Cooking School: 8 points ROCK: 1 point FITCH: 4 points FGC: 2 points Undefeateds: 3 points Upcoming Cards SLFC 49: Weedman vs. Penn Avery Weedman [MSNT] vs. Jaxon Penn [BUN] For the Light Heavyweight Championship Gat [D-KEN] vs. Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] Heavyweight Bout Leonardo Serra [MSNT] vs. Walter Siegmeister [NHC] Welterweight Bout John Carlton [FGC] vs. Blue Mary [FGC] Middleweight Bout Petey Williams [CAN] vs. Herman McNally [RCH] Middleweight Bout Michael Bolton [ROCK] vs. Jon Moxley [RBRCC] PRELIMS! Daisuke Yamamoto [TAC] vs. Kaphwan Kim [FGC] Middleweight Bout Vince Neil [ROCK] vs. Dankwart Rustow [NHC] Light Heavyweight Bout Jarred Kelenic vs. Chef Sal [HK] Heavyweight Bout SLFC 50: Villa vs. Drago 4 Juan Villa [RCH] vs. FS Drago [MSNT] For the Heavyweight Championship Slab [FITCH] vs. Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Horace Pippin [NHC] vs. Sakura Kasugano [FGC] Lightweight Bout Brouck Lessner [SODAK] vs. Storg [D-KEN] Shiro Kazami [TAC] vs. Hayato Ichimonji [TAC] Welterweight Bout Jimmy Hayato [BUN] vs. Hyperion Royale [MSNT] Lightweight Bout Shigeru Jo [TAC] vs. Tyson Dux [CAN] Light Heavyweight Bout
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 00:14 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 36: Danielson vs. Blue Mary Smasher Dynamo posted:SLFC 48: Danielson vs. Neville History repeating itself here!!! though he couldn't pull off the finish immediately after like last time. Fun card. Definitely going to make a Feather + Super Heavy soon. If I had an even 10 points right now I'd get on it. Was rooting for THE BASTARD in the Main but Bryan is just too great ! ! !
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:50 |
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SLFC 49: Weedman vs. Penn : I want to clarify that if people want to make new featherweights or super-heavyweights, they can do so for free at the moment. With that said, let's take care of some prelims before move onto the main card. Yoshida? : Right. PRELIM Heavyweight Bout: Jarred Kelenic (1-6) vs. Chef Sal [HK] (4-4) : So first, Kelenic scored a TKO win over Chef Sal : You clearly have those names reversed. : Let me check... : No, I was right the first time. : Good god. Official Decision: Jarred Kelenic def. Chef Sal by TKO (Strikes) (2:01, Round 2) PRELIM Light Heavyweight Bout: Vince Neil [ROCK] (4-4) vs. Dankwart Rustow [NHC] (3-4) : In the next prelim, Neil stomped Rustow to death. Official Decision: Vince Neil def. Dankwart Rustow by TKO (Strikes) (4:25, Round 1) PRELIM Middleweight Bout: Daisuke Yamamoto [TAC] (1-5) vs. Kaphwan Kim [FGC] (2-5) : Finally, Kaphwan Kim couldn't knock Yamamoto out, but I'm really not sure that was a good thing for Yamamoto. Official Decision: Kaphwan Kim def. Daisuke Yamamoto by Uni. Decision (30-24, 30-25, 30-24) Catchweight Bout: Michael Bolton [ROCK] (6-3) vs. Jon Moxley [RBRCC] (5-5) Round 1 : Bolton missed weight again, and I'm not sure how I can give him a title shot if- : Nevermind, I guess that doesn't matter at the moment. Official Decision: Jon Moxley def. Michael Bolton by KO (Punch) (0:34, Round 1) Middleweight Bout: Petey Williams [CAN] (4-4) vs. Herman McNally [RCH] (2-5) Round 1 : A striker vs. grappler contest here. : McNally needs to avoid getting taken down here because- : -of that. Official Decision: Petey Williams def. Herman McNally by Submission (Kneebar) (3:39, Round 1) Middleweight Bout: Johnny Cage [FGC] (1-0) vs. Blue Mary [FGC] (5-2) Round 1 : Yaya weeps as I force his fighters to war with one another. Mary with the quick takedown! Passes to side control, goes for the mount! Tries an armbar! : Cage reverses! : And wisely chooses to stand up! But Mary goes for a quick takedown! Passes to side control, goes for the mount! Tries an armbar! : Cage reverses! : And wisely chooses to stand up! : Oh no! We're in a timeloop! : Fortunately the round ends to free us from this prison. Round 2 : Mary with the quick takedown! Passes to side control, goes for the mount! Tries- : An armbar? : Nope, americana! Official Decision: Blue Mary def. Johnny Cage by Submission (americana) (4:15, Round 2) Welterweight Bout: Leonardo Serra [MSNT] (6-5) vs. Walter Siegmeister [NHC] (1-1) Round 1 : The fight begins and- : He wants to grapple with Serra? The best grappler in the division? Seriously? : Maybe Siegmeister has a plan! : Serra looking for the takedown. : Siegmeister can just defend it. It's not like he'd do something stupid like pulling guard to try and grab a guillotine or something. : I do not think Siegmeister is going to win this fight. : Good call. Official Decision: Leonardo Serra def. Walter Siegmeister by Submission (arm triangle) (3:26, Round 1) Heavyweight Bout: Gat [D-KEN] (5-4) vs. Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] (4-2) Round 1 : And we'll start the fight with some inconclusive striking before Gat stops in the middle of the cage, and slowly feels her hooves, as though realizing for the first time that she is a centaur, and can simply trample her opponent. : Chugs cannot seem to figure out how to handle a centaur, and time runs out with Gat in a dominant position. Round 2 : And Gat will charge across the cage, once more looking to trample Chugs, who tries to avoid being crushed to death. : Alas, in vain. : And Chugs finds himself pressed against the cage, his legs having been crushed by Gat's hooves. : I think his legs might be broken. : Gat grabs Chugs around the neck and leans back with all of her bulk! : A crushing victory. Official Decision: Gat def. Badland Chugs Jr. by Submission (guillotine) (3:44, Round 2) Light Heavyweight Championship Bout: Avery Weedman [MSNT] (10-1) vs. Jaxon Penn [BUN] (1-0) : It is now time for- : Nevermind. Official Decision: Avery Weedman def. Jaxon Penn by TKO (Strikes) (1:29, Round 1) Your winner and STILL the FIFTH Light Heavyweight Champion: Avery Weedman! Fighter Points Cooking School: 2 points ROCK: 3 points NHC: 2 points FGC: 5 points Tachibana: 1 point RBRCC: 5 points Team Canada: 5 points Rochester: 4 points MSNT: 7 points Dead Kennedys: 5 points Buntsville: 3 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 50: Villa vs. Drago 4 Juan Villa [RCH] vs. FS Drago [MSNT] For the Heavyweight Championship Slab [FITCH] vs. Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Horace Pippin [NHC] vs. Sakura Kasugano [FGC] Lightweight Bout Brouck Lessner [SODAK] vs. Storg [D-KEN] Shiro Kazami [TAC] vs. Hayato Ichimonji [TAC] Welterweight Bout Jimmy Hayato [BUN] vs. Hyperion Royale [MSNT] Lightweight Bout Shigeru Jo [TAC] vs. Tyson Dux [CAN] Light Heavyweight Bout SLFC 51: Steiner vs. O'Rae George Steiner [RCH] vs. Terry O'Rae [FITCH] For the Welterweight Championship Pander Panderer [UNDEF] vs. Marty McSorley [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Mazus [D-KEN] vs. Rei Himaru [SHIKI] Lightweight Bout Ivan Orloff [BUN] vs. Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] Heavyweight Bout Magnus Barefoot [NHC] vs. JR Leap [UNDEF] Lightweight Bout Bobby Roode [CAN] vs. Sodom Sinze [UNDEF] Heavyweight Bout Marshawn Money [MSNT] vs. Clevin Dark [SODAK] Light Heavyweight Bout
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 01:48 |
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Team Canada upgrades Kick Boxing, leaving us with 4 points.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 02:34 |
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Jarred Is Back
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 02:40 |
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wait did my 8 points i didnt use from the last post become 3 points or did i gain 3 points?
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 02:53 |
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Bolton's a man without a weight division at this point. Let's end that experiment! Although after his last couple of fights I have to wonder if Bolton's effectively done as a fighter. I'll keep VInce Neil at Light Heavyweight since he's back on track. I'll probably just use points on him and Bon Jovi going forward! Maybe Bach, he can win a fight, though he did not win the last fight because he was on drugs. Armitage fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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KungFu Grip posted:wait did my 8 points i didnt use from the last post become 3 points or did i gain 3 points? You got 3 more points on top of the 8 points you already had. Points tallied are only from that event. Daisuke clearly needs more time to cook. I should bring in the auxillary riders, The Legendary Seven are struggling.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 03:02 |
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ok then i think i have 11 points? i'll use 10 for Fight Team General Physical Training and 1 point on Jaxon Penn's takedown defense
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 03:49 |
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If possible, please move Drakkhen, Storg, and Gaht to super heavyweight, and move Mazus and Okie down to featherweight. If that can't be done, I'll make some new fighters.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 18:26 |
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habeasdorkus posted:If possible, please move Drakkhen, Storg, and Gaht to super heavyweight, and move Mazus and Okie down to featherweight. If that can't be done, I'll make some new fighters. you have the power to make free new fighters and you pull this?! FEATHERWEIGHT B. The hard way This is more advanced. Fill out the following 1. Fighter's name "Food Critic" Keith Lee 2. Fighter's hometown Las Vegas, Nevada 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 145 - 135 4. Choose your base from the following Kick boxing (boxing...with kicks) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. Cross-Training 6. Flaws/Perks FLAWS: Bleeds a lot Boring Fighter PERKS: Cardio Machine Can Absorb a Beating 7. Strategy SPECIALIZE: Standard Striking Counter Striking Hit and Run AVOID AVOID AVOID: One Shot Finish Avoid Takedowns Immediate Stat Boosts +3 Reflexes ~~~ SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT B. The hard way This is more advanced. Fill out the following 1. Fighter's name "Limitless" Keith Lee [NOTE: IF YOU CAN NOT HAVE TWO MEN OF THE SAME NAME, OBVIOUSLY THIS WILL BE "BEARCAT" LEE] 2. Fighter's hometown Wichita Falls, Texas 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 360 - 340 4. Choose your base from the following -Catch wrestling (the real-life basis for old-timey pro wrestling) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. Ground and pound (Take the opponent down and punch) 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Boring Fighter -Gasses easily Perks -Excellent Strategist -Powerhouse 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using SPECIALIZE: -Smother -All Out Ground -Standard Grappling AVOID AVOID AVOID: -Avoid Takedowns Immediate Stat Boosts +3 Mobility 5 Stat Points Leftover. HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Nov 11, 2023 |
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I'm making them LORE ACCURATE, sir.
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# ? Nov 11, 2023 23:37 |
: The Legendary Seven Riders need assistance! With new divisions opening up, and our current Riders on the backfoot, it's time to put all the time we spent renovating the Tachibana Racing Club to use! Call in Tsukuba and Oki! And tell Oki he'll need to bulk up! Fighter Name: Hiroshi "Skyrider" Tsukuba Hometown:: Rikuzentakata, Iwate, Japan Fighter Weight: 150 lbs (cuts to 140 for Featherweight Division) Fighting Style 1: Taekwondo Fighting Style 2: Cross-Training Perks: Exciting To Watch Flaws: Bleeds A Lot Specialties: Hit and Run, Keep Distance, Counter-Striking Avoids: All-Out Ground, Standard Grappling, Spoiler Fighter Name: Kazuya "Super-1" Oki Hometown: Ichinomiya, Aichi, Japan Fighter Weight: 270 lbs (can cut down to 260 for the Heavyweight Division, but billed as a Super Heavyweight) Fighting Style 1: Karate Fighting Style 2: Sambo Perks: Iron Jaw, Can Take A Beating Flaws: Boring Fighter, Bleeds A Lot Specialties: Avoid Takedowns, Standard Striking, Free-Flowing Avoids: Keep Distance, Smother, All-Out Ground
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 00:04 |
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Alright i guess if others are getting in on it Fighter A. The easy way 1. Fighter's name "Big Nasty Bastard" Paul Wight 2. Fighter's hometown Tampa, Florida 3. Fighter's weight class 7ft Super Heavyweight 4. Give me a general description of your fighter's style Big Defense because no one can slam him, and also he is looking for that one big knock out punch Fighter A. The easy way 1. Fighter's name Dat Sum Nut 2. Fighter's hometown Bangkok, Thailand 3. Fighter's weight class 5ft 4in featherweight 4. Give me a general description of your fighter's style flying at you with knees and elbows and crazy submission moves.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 10:16 |
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Two new fighters join the Stone Dead Kennedys! Name: Aanria Hometown: Somewhere around Evermark, IIRC Height: 5'1" Weight: 100 lbs Base Style: Muay Thai Secondary Style: Cross-training Perks: Excellent Strategist Flaws: Glass Jaw Uses Strategies: Counter Striking, Counter Grappling, Hit and Run Doesn't Use Strategies: One Shot Finish, All Out Ground, Smother. Name: Igor the Brutalizer Hometown: ??? Height: 6'3" Weight/Cut Weight: 210/200 Base Style: Judo Secondary Style: Cross-training Perks: Iron Jaw, Can Absorb a Beating Flaws: Bleeds a lot, Gasses Easily Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Strategies Used: Standard Grappling, Keep Distance, Free Flowing Strategies Avoided: One Shot Finish, Barrage, Avoid Takedowns Igor costs 5, or what Gaht earned last fight night.
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# ? Nov 12, 2023 17:46 |
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NU-LEAGUE 3: CHECK YOUR ROSTER All: We have a 22-team league this season. In the table below you can find what IRL team your team has replaced. Please review your roster and make sure: 1.) Everyone is there 2.) Everyone's rating looks reasonable (by this, I mean "you don't have anyone who got hit by the rookie stick that you meant to age up into relevance.") Special note: I have not changed the db yet to account for NPB players, so Ichiro, Darvish, Uehara, and Ohtani should all look weird. I'll fix that later. Let me know if you see anything wrong. I HAVE NOT SET YOUR CITIES, STADIUMS, STRATEGIES, LINEUPS, ETC. DO NOT COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT THOSE. THAT IS NOT THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE SURE THE SAVE FILE LOOKS GOOD BEFORE I START loving WITH IT AND MAKE WEEK ZERO. code:
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:37 |
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I can only assume Jarred Kelenic's power is too great that they had to shove him below the visible minor leaguers available to my team. Also, JP Crawford is just as good as Cal Ripken Jr. as we all knew.
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:42 |
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Corrected roster for New Donk Yankers: vs LHP SS 2005 Derek Jeter 1B 2005 Jason Giambi DH 1965 Mickey Mantle 2B 2006 Robinson Cano CF 1948 Larry Doby 3B 2005 Alex Rodriguez RF 2005 Gary Sheffield C 1964 Joe Torre LF 1996 Tim Raines BN 1996 Wade Boggs BN 1996 Bernie Williams BN 1996 Paul O'Neill BN 2005 Jorge Posada BN 1965 Tony Kubek vs RHP SS 2005 Derek Jeter 1B 2005 Jason Giambi DH 1965 Mickey Mantle 2B 2006 Robinson Cano CF 1948 Larry Doby C 1964 Joe Torre LF 1996 Tim Raines RF 1996 Paul O'Neill 3B 1996 Wade Boggs BN 2005 Alex Rodriguez BN 2005 Gary Sheffield BN 1996 Bernie Williams BN 2005 Jorge Posada BN 1965 Tony Kubek Rotation: SP1 1965 Mel Stottlemyre SP2 1965 Whitey Ford SP3 1965 Al Downing SP4 2005 Randy Johnson SP5 1998 John Smoltz Bullpen: CL 1996 Mariano Rivera SU 2005 Mariano Rivera SR1 1965 Steve Hamilton SR2 2005 Tom Gordon MR1 1996 John Wetteland MR2 1965 Pedro Ramos LR 2005 Shawn Chacon Minors: 1996 David Cone 1996 Jimmy Key 2005 Mike Mussina 2005 Tanyon Sturtze 1996 Bob Wickman 1986 Dwight Gooden 1973 Catfish Hunter CSV pre:jeterde01,2005 giambja01,2005 mantlmi01,1965 canoro01,2006 dobyla01,1948 rodrial01,2005 sheffga01,2005 torrejo01,1964 raineti01,1996 oneilpa01,1996 boggswa01,1996 willibe02,1996 posadjo01,2005 kubekto01,1965 stottme01,1965 fordwh01,1965 downial01,1965 johnsra05,2005 smoltjo01,1998 riverma01,1996 riverma01,2005 hamilst01,1965 gordoto01,2005 wettejo01,1996 ramospe01,1965 chacosh01,2005 coneda01,1996 keyji01,1996 mussimi01,2005 sturtta01,2005 wickmbo01,1996 goodedw01,1986 hunteca01,1973
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 18:55 |
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Everyone on my team should be 15-25 points higher so that I have the 132-30 record I've so richly earned, thanks in advance. (It looks good. Thanks, FairGame!)
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 19:03 |
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Oh God, what happened to Ted Williams?! e: also, Matt Williams appears to have not made the transition at all. E2: it's user error! Sorry Fairgame! habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Nov 13, 2023 |
# ? Nov 13, 2023 19:10 |
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please yell at me if im just blind but i dont see these players: 2011 Shane Victorino 2016 Joe Nathan 2012 Carlos Lee i dont really care about lee but the others would be nice to be sure i have thank you
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# ? Nov 13, 2023 19:13 |
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SLFC 50: Villa vs. Drago 4 : We still need more featherweight and super heavyweights. Also, fighters in general. Give me all your fighters. Give them to me now! Light Heavyweight Bout: Shigeru Jo [TAC] (0-6) vs. Tyson Dux [CAN] (4-3) Round 1 : So this one- : Is getting ugly fast. : In theory, Jo is better off facing a striker like Dux. : Theories are made to be disproven, I guess. Can Jo survive? : Holy poo poo, I guess he can. Jo survives to the end of the round. Round 2 : And Jo is having troubling standing. That seems like it might be a problem. : Well, he can still sort of stand. : Ooh. : Dux looks to finish the job. : That probably should have been stopped after Jo could no longer stand. Official Decision: Tyson Dux def. Shigeru Jo by TKO (Strikes) (2:03, Round 2) Lightweight Bout: Jimmy Hayato [BUN] (0-1) vs. Hyperion Royale [MSNT] (3-4) Round 1 : Tepid striking to start. Royale looks for the body kick- : Gets taken down off it. And- : That will do it for the round, apparently. Round 2 : Second round. Royale works the leg, but is mainly trying to keep his distance from Hayato. : Royale is a cautious fighter generally, he's not a wrestler, so it makes sense that he wants to stay out of range and just take whatever he can get from the outside. It's just not exciting. : Hayato decides to take a risk with a minute remaining, and shoots from distance. : Gets it! And he'll run out the clock. Round 3 : Essentially, the question is whether Royale will kill the clock standing, or Hayato will take Royale down, and kill the clock from the mat. Whose boring stalling will carry the day? The fans demand to know! : Hayato wins the great stall-off of '23! Hurrah! Official Decision: Jimmy Hayato def. Hyperion Royale by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28) Welterweight Bout: Shiro Kazami [TAC] (4-5) vs. Hayato Ichimonji [TAC] (3-3) Round 1 : It's Rider vs. Rider, so I'm expecting to see some striking fireworks! : ... : gently caress it. I declare Kazami the winner. Official Decision: Shiro Kazami def. Hayato Ichimonji by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) Heavyweight Bout: Brouck Lessner [SODAK] (2-8) vs. STORG! [D-KEN] (5-6) Round 1 : If Storg loses, I laugh at him. : I am preparing to laugh. : Lessner is a good wrestler, even if he's not good at anything else. : Kill him, Brouck! : Time expires as Brouck does nothing. Nothing at all. Why, Brouck, why? Round 2 : Okay, that didn't go quite as I wanted, but Brouck was able to get a takedown. He can get a decision! : drat you, Storg! Official Decision: Storg def. Brouck Lessner by TKO (Strikes) (1:12, Round 2) Lightweight Bout: Horace Pippin [NHC] (4-2) vs. Sakura Kasugano [FGC] (3-3) Round 1 : Are you okay? You seem angrier today than usual, and that's saying something. : I didn't get a lot of sleep, because I can never get a decent amount of sleep, and now I'm stuck doing another one of these updates, and no one cares, and I'm just begging for a decent fight. : And now Pippin takes Sakura down and does nothing! Great! Can we skip to the next round? Round 2 : You know what? Pippin's not doing anything here, either! Let's skip to the next round again! Round 3 : I give up. Official Decision: Horace Pippin def. Sakura Kasugano by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) Heavyweight Bout: Slab [FITCH] (6-3) vs. Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] (9-2) Round 1 : The winner of this fight is going to get a title shot. So, these guys should be trying to impress me. : TRY HARDER! What is Slab doing now? : A takedown? Well, that's a little promising. Slab will struggle to get past Koslov's guard, but he'll do it. He gets to side control as Koslov is not great off his back. He gets Koslov's back! He gets both hooks in! He goes for the choke! : drat it. Round 2 : Second round- : SUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAM! And Slab will again pass guard! He'll get Koslov's back! He goes for the choke! : drat IT! Round 3 : Third round- : Didn't Koslov used to have some semblance of takedown defense? : Drago may have punched it out of his skull? : Either way, the fight is over. Official Decision: Slab def. Vladimir Koslov by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) Heavyweight Championship Bout: Juan Villa [RCH] (7-3) vs. FS Drago [MSNT] (7-2) : It is now time for the main event of the evening! The following contest is for the undisputed heavyweight championship, and there is a special stipulation! The loser of this fight must immediately and forever leave the heavyweight division! Introducing first, the challenger, he is the former heavyweight champion of the world, FS Drago! And his opponent, from Stockton, California, he is the reigning, defending heavyweight champion of the world, Juan Villa! Round 1 : You figure it's going to be a war tonight as- : I guess not. Official Decision: FS Drago def. Juan Villa by KO (Punch) (2:50, Round 1) Your winner and ONCE AGAIN the Heavyweight Champion: FS Drago! Fighter Points Team Canada: 5 points Tachibana Racing: 7 points Buntsville: 2 points MSNT: 9 points Dead Kennedys: 2 points SODAK: 1 point NHC: 2 points FGC: 1 point FITCH: 2 points RBRCC: 1 point Rochester: 3 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 51: Steiner vs. O'Rae George Steiner [RCH] vs. Terry O'Rae [FITCH] For the Welterweight Championship Pander Panderer [UNDEF] vs. Marty McSorley [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Mazus [D-KEN] vs. Rei Himaru [SHIKI] Lightweight Bout Ivan Orloff [BUN] vs. Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] Heavyweight Bout Magnus Barefoot [NHC] vs. JR Leap [UNDEF] Lightweight Bout Bobby Roode [CAN] vs. Sodom Sinze [UNDEF] Heavyweight Bout Marshawn Money [MSNT] vs. Clevin Dark [SODAK] Light Heavyweight Bout : Breaking news! Ricky Ricks, coward that he is, has pulled out of his fight with Okie Dokie, claiming, in cowardly fashion, that his wrist is badly broken, which is exactly the sort of thing you would expect a cowardly coward to say! Therefore, Keisuke Jin will face Okie Dokie for the interim title. SLFC 52: Danielson vs. Bon Jovi Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] vs. Jon Bon Jovi [ROCK] For the Middleweight Title Keisuke Jin [TAC] vs. Okie Dokie [D-KEN] For the Interim Lightweight Title Logan Stourleigh [SODAK] vs. Jean-Claude Boeuf [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Sagat [FGC] vs. William Regal [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Igor the Brutalizer [D-KEN] vs. Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] Light Heavyweight Bout Gomorrah Sinze [UNDEF] vs. D.B. Sweeney [NHC] Lightweight Bout Aanria [D-KEN] vs. Dat Sum Nut [BUN] Featherweight Bout PRELIMS Paul Wight [BUN] vs. Kazuya Oki [TAC] Super Heavyweight Bout Gorman Thomas [BUN] vs. Mike Haggar Heavyweight Bout Hungry Joe [HK] vs. Bret Michaels [ROCK] Welterweight Bout
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 00:50 |
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Everyone is on the Yukon [Phillies] team except for Ryan Klesko - who you do NOT have to put in at all because it's Ryan Klesko. All looks well Fairgame. Thanks! Smasher Dynamo posted:: Breaking news! Ricky Ricks, coward that he is, has pulled out of his fight with Okie Dokie, claiming, in cowardly fashion, that his wrist is badly broken, which is exactly the sort of thing you would expect a cowardly coward to say! Therefore, Keisuke Jin will face Okie Dokie for the interim title. NOOOO SAVE HIM
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 02:31 |
That's another 10! So another upgrade for Tachibana Racing! To keep track for myself, Tachibana Racing's upgrades are currently: +1 Wrestling +3 General Physical Training +1 General Mental Training +2 Kickboxing Which means that I think it's time to Spend 10 points on +1 Boxing! This zeros us out.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 02:35 |
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I put however many points, 2 i think, into Paul Wight's Punch Power
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 05:09 |
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STORG IS GOOD BOY. STORG LETS OPPONENT WIN EVERY OTHER FIGHT BECAUSE STORG LIKES SHARING.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 07:16 |
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I am locking the save file tomorrow morning when I wake up. If you haven't reviewed your roster by then, too late. (Hopefully this also means week 0 is up tomorrow, but we shall see. It takes a while to set lineups and stadiums and the like.)
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 16:41 |
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My roster looks normal, so thanks again for running this. And thanks to Smasher too.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 16:51 |
I-90 Interceptors: As stated in Discord, Mookie Betts and Roberto Osuna need aged up (I did this on my CSV for future seasons), you've already fixed this but just so it's in the thread. Beyond that, everyone appears to be accounted for.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 07:06 |
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Week 0 will be up no later than Saturday. I'm hoping to do week 0 tomorrow and week 1 Saturday; fingers crossed.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 17:34 |
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SLFC 51: Steiner vs. O'Rae : Hey, guys! I got a message from Smasher! Smasher Dynamo posted:
: Sounds great! Well, then I guess it's up to me to go through the fights! Light Heavyweight Bout: Marshawn Money [MSNT] (3-7) vs. Clevin Dark [SODAK] (8-4) : In this fight, Marshawn Money kept diving at Dark's legs looking for a leglock, despite that having never worked for him. : It didn't really work here, either, and the judges decided that Dark should win because Money's strategy was just too stupid. Official Decision: Clevin Dark def. Marshawn Money by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28) Heavyweight Bout: Bobby Roode [CAN] (1-9) vs. Sodom Sinze [UNDEF] (2-4) : Next, Bobby Roode tried to double his win total in the SLFC! : He tried really hard! Official Decision: Sodom Sinze def. Bobby Roode by Submission (RNC) (4:47, Round 1) Lightweight Bout: Magnus Barefoot [NHC] (0-6) vs. JR Leap [UNDEF] (4-4, 1 NC) : Then Magnus Barefoot tried to prove that it was theoretically possible for him to win a fight! : He actually did! Now that I'm in charge, good things are possible! Official Decision: Magnus Barefoot def. JR Leap by KO (Kick) (0:58, Round 2) Heavyweight Bout: Ivan Orloff [BUN] (1-0) vs. Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] (7-4) : Then Ivan Orloff immediately lost. Official Decision: Drakkhen Kennedy def. Ivan Orloff by Submission (kimura) (2:15, Round 1) Lightweight Bout: Mazus [D-KEN] (2-4, 1 NC) vs. Rei Himaru [SHIKI] (3-4) : After that, Mazus looked really good for the first two minutes of the fight, but then he got really tired, and Rei Himaru took him to the ground and beat him into unconsciousness. Official Decision: Rei Himaru def. Mazus by TKO (2:39, Round 2) Welterweight Bout: Pander Panderer [UNDEF] (6-6) vs. Marty McSorley [FITCH] (3-6) : In the co-main, Pander devoured Marty McSorley's soul. : It was sad for everyone. Official Decision: Pander Panderer def. Marty McSorley by KO (Punch) (0:34, Round 2) Welterweight Championship Bout: George Steiner [RCH] (10-2) vs. Terry O'Rae [FITCH] (6-2) : Finally, there was the title fight. I guess you could say that George Steiner easily dominated O'Rae to retain the title, but it would be a very weird thing to say, because instead of that happening, O'Rae finished Steiner via TKO in the third round. : The end! See, we didn't need Smasher at all! Official Decision: Terry O'Rae def. George Steiner by TKO (Strikes) (0:58, Round 3) Your winner and NEW Welterweight Champion: Terry O'Rae! Fighter Points SODAK: 2 points MSNT: 1 point Undef: 8 points Team Canada: 1 point NHC: 2 points Dead Kennedys: 9 points Buntsville: 1 point Shikimori: 5 points FITCH: 6 points Rochester: 3 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 52: Danielson vs. Bon Jovi Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] vs. Jon Bon Jovi [ROCK] For the Middleweight Title Keisuke Jin [TAC] vs. Okie Dokie [D-KEN] For the Interim Lightweight Title Logan Stourleigh [SODAK] vs. Jean-Claude Boeuf [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Sagat [FGC] vs. William Regal [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Igor the Brutalizer [D-KEN] vs. Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] Light Heavyweight Bout Gomorrah Sinze [UNDEF] vs. D.B. Sweeney [NHC] Lightweight Bout Aanria [D-KEN] vs. Dat Sum Nut [BUN] Featherweight Bout PRELIMS Paul Wight [BUN] vs. Kazuya Oki [TAC] Super Heavyweight Bout Gorman Thomas [BUN] vs. Mike Haggar Heavyweight Bout Hungry Joe [HK] vs. Bret Michaels [ROCK] Welterweight Bout SLFC 53: Weedman vs. Garrett (C) Avery Weedman [MSNT] vs. (#2) T.J. Garrett [FGC] For the Light Heavyweight Championship (#5) Leonardo Serra [MSNT] vs. (#8) Homer Stille Cummings [NHC] Welterweight Bout (#2) Mary Ryan [FGC] vs. (#3) Reviewbrah Jones [HK] Middleweight Bout (#7) Jim Crud Jr. [BUN] vs. (#9) Walter Siegmeister [NHC] Welterweight Bout (#4) Jaxon Penn [BUN] vs. (#5) Jon Moxley [RBRCC] Light Heavyweight Bout (#6) Nicolas St. DuBois [BUN] vs. (#9) e.e. Cummings [NHC] Light Heavyweight Bout Hiroshi Tsukaba [TAC] vs. Keith Lee [HK] Featherweight Bout PRELIMS Axl Rose [ROCK] vs. Basher Nanaimo [FITCH] Middleweight Bout Sergei Dragunov [FGC] vs. Dankwart Rustow [NHC] Light Heavyweight Bout
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 00:16 |
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Spending all ten of my available points on wrestling.
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# ? Nov 16, 2023 02:31 |
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SLFC 52: Danielson vs. Bon Jovi : Guys, I have another message from Smasher! Smasher Dynamo posted:
: Oh, well! Time for fights! PRELIM Welterweight Bout: Hungry Joe [HK] (2-7) vs. Bret Michaels [ROCK] (0-5) : In this fight, Bret Michaels wanted to show the world that he wasn't just a useless relic from a largely forgotten age. : It didn't go well for him. Official Decision: Hungry Joe def. Bret Michaels by TKO (Strikes) (4:10, Round 1) PRELIM Heavyweight Bout: Gorman Thomas [BUN] (0-2) vs. Mike Haggar (1-7) : Then, Gorman Thomas fought Mike Haggar. Now, Smasher has been trying to find a heavyweight so bad that even Gorman Thomas could beat him, because the division needs a good new heavyweight, and also Smasher felt bad that Gorman Thomas wasn't doing so well. : It didn't start off well for Thomas, though. : It also didn't end well. Official Decision: Mike Haggar def. Gorman Thomas by Submission (americana) (2:53, Round 1) PRELIM Super Heavyweight Bout: Paul Wight [BUN] (0-0) vs. Kazuya Oki [TAC] (0-0) : This fight was super-boring, so I fell asleep and had a dream where I had to lead a team of bunnies to overthrow the evil emperor of the moon, who turned out to be Marauder, and that's where he's been for the last seven years. It all makes sense, because he was the one that poisoned Johnny Hopp in the first place. When I woke up, they declared Oki the winner. Official Decision: Kazuya Oki def. Paul Wight by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28) Featherweight Bout: Aanria [D-KEN] (0-0) vs. Dat Sum Nut [BUN] (0-0) : In this fight, Aanria, who is apparently a teenage elf girl who pays for her MMA training by selling drugs decided to just smash her knee in Dat Sum Nut's face. : But Dat Sum Nut wouldn't quit! He just stood there and kept getting hit really, really hard, as though he couldn't even feel the pain of getting beaten to death. : But then Aanria just punched him to death. And then it turned out that the reason that Dat Sum Nut seemingly had no reaction to pain was because he was one several dozen types of painkillers that Aanria had sold him before the fight, and so he got suspended for a year. Aanria didn't get suspended, because it's not against the rules to sell drugs. Official Decision: Aanria def. Dat Sum Nut by KO (Punch) (1:20, Round 3) Lightweight Bout: Gomorrah Sinze [UNDEF] (5-2) vs. D.B. Sweeney [NHC] (2-1) : According to Wikipedia, D.B. Sweeney was the male lead in the 1992 film The Cutting Edge which is the story of a hockey player who gets injured, and so instead becomes a figure skater who pairs with a woman to win gold at the 1992 Winter Olympics. And in the time that it took you to read that sentence, Sinze ended Sweeney. Official Decision: Gomorrah Sinze def. D.B. Sweeney by TKO (Strikes) (3:11, Round 1) Light Heavyweight Bout: Igor the Brutalizer [D-KEN] (0-0) vs. Vladislav Henderson [FITCH] (5-3) : This fight was going great until both fighters accidentally headbutted each other, which caused all of Henderson's blood to leak out, which stopped the fight, because a headbutt isn't a legal move. Official Decision: Igor the Brutalizer and Vladislav Henderson go to a No Contest (4:54, Round 2) Heavyweight Bout: Sagat [FGC] (8-4) vs. Chef Sal [HK] (4-5) : William Regal was supposed to fight here, but he got hurt, so Chef Sal stepped up! : And then he got knocked down! : And it got worse from there. Official Decision: Sagat def. Chef Sal by TKO (Strikes) (2:13, Round 3) Welterweight Bout: Logan Stourleigh [SODAK] (8-3) vs. Jean-Claude Boeuf [FITCH] (6-4) : I don't think this fight happened. I checked my notes, all that was there was a drawing of a sad face crying. Official Decision: Jean-Claude Boeuf def. Logan Stourleigh by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28) Interim Lightweight Championship Bout: Keisuke Jin [TAC] (4-4) vs. Okie Dokie [D-KEN] (7-2) : Then Okie Dokie managed to exploit the Riders' only weakness, that if any part of their body besides their feet touches the ground, they instantly die. Official Decision: Okie Dokie def. Keisuke Jin by Submission (americana) (2:40, Round 1) Your winner and INTERIM LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION: Okie Dokie! Middleweight Championship Bout: Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] (10-2) vs. Jon Bon Jovi [ROCK] (8-1) : And finally, in the main event, we learned whether or not Jon Bon Jovi was actually good. : He wasn't. Fight over! Official Decision: Bryan Danielson def. Jon Bon Jovi by Submission (armbar) (4:11, Round 2) Your winner and STILL the SECOND Middleweight Champion: Bryan Danielson! Fighter Points Cooking School: 3 points ROCK: 4 points Buntsville: 3 points Tachibana: 8 points Dead Kennedys: 13 points Undefeateds: 2 points NHC: 1 point FITCH: 2 points FGC: 2 points SODAK: 1 point RBRCC: 8 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 53: Weedman vs. Garrett (C) Avery Weedman [MSNT] vs. (#2) T.J. Garrett [FGC] For the Light Heavyweight Championship (#5) Leonardo Serra [MSNT] vs. (#8) Homer Stille Cummings [NHC] Welterweight Bout (#2) Mary Ryan [FGC] vs. (#3) Reviewbrah Jones [HK] Middleweight Bout (#7) Jim Crud Jr. [BUN] vs. (#9) Walter Siegmeister [NHC] Welterweight Bout (#4) Jaxon Penn [BUN] vs. (#5) Jon Moxley [RBRCC] Light Heavyweight Bout (#6) Nicolas St. DuBois [BUN] vs. (#9) e.e. Cummings [NHC] Light Heavyweight Bout Hiroshi Tsukaba [TAC] vs. Keith Lee [HK] Featherweight Bout PRELIMS Axl Rose [ROCK] vs. Basher Nanaimo [FITCH] Middleweight Bout Sergei Dragunov [FGC] vs. Dankwart Rustow [NHC] Light Heavyweight Bout SLFC 54: Drago vs. Slab FS Drago [MSNT] vs. Slab [FITCH] For the Heavyweight Championship John Carlton [FGC] vs. Petey Williams [CAN] Middleweight Bout Gat [D-KEN] vs. Michael Bolton [ROCK] Heavyweight Bout Ezekiel Jackson [RBRCC] vs. STORG [D-KEN] Heavyweight Bout Jimmy Hayato [BUN] vs. Joji Yuki [TAC] Lightweight Bout Kaphwan Kim [FGC] vs. Adrian Neville [BUN] Middleweight Bout PRELIMS Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] vs. Johnny Devine [CAN] Heavyweight Bout Vince Neil [ROCK] vs. Fry Baker [HK] Light Heavyweight Bout
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# ? Nov 17, 2023 20:49 |
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Well, that was a winnable fight that turned out not to be. Bon Jovi's joined the others in not being good anymore! Move Bon Jovi back up to Light Heavyweight, please, while I figure out what to do with ROCK. Armitage fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Nov 17, 2023 |
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An extremely good night for the Evermark gang. Too bad Okie and Aanria were crossing the picket line. They are gonna get a talking to about STORGIDARITY.
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# ? Nov 18, 2023 05:26 |
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1 point each for Jaxon Penn, St. Dubois, and Crud Jr for DEDICATION TO THE SPORT
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# ? Nov 18, 2023 17:02 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:20 |
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Dead Kennedys have 40 points, and will buy the following stablewide upgrades: x1 General Physical Training x1 General Mental Training x1 Muay-Thai x1 Wrestling That brings the all-time stablewide improvements to: 3 General Physical Training 3 General Mental Training 1 Boxing 1 Jiu-Jitsu 1 Muay-Thai 1 Wrestling 1 Ground & Pound Were my fighters able to move up/down into the new weight classes or do I need to make new fighters?
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# ? Nov 18, 2023 17:20 |