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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lol

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Jeff Wiiver
Jul 13, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

Lmao

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Punished Chuck posted:



(the robbery is that while he was grocery shopping he left his cart unattended to find cranberry sauce and it wasn't there when he went back, costing him multiple reusable shopping bags)

He's a loving genius of content creation. Godly

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

lmfao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

he's not wrong that would be hosed up

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Nutmeg
Feb 8, 2004

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

lmfao I love him

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

lmfao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
they could have walked out the door and left it in the parking lot... thats not a laughing matter

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

At any time the Baba Yaga could waltz right into the store, steal your baby and bring him back to her chicken-legged hut for dinner. This is Biden’s America

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

mfao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
stealing phils cart but replacing it with an identical cart before he notices

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

stealing phils cart but replacing it with an identical cart before he notices

Cart of Theseus: if you replace the metal pieces in Phil’s cart one by one, is it still the same cart?

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


lmao

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Cart of Theseus: if you replace the metal pieces in Phil’s cart one by one, is it still the same cart?

no derich because it doesn't have my reusable bags in it, duh

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Punished Chuck posted:

“This is 100% a failure of the United States government” — a real quote from today about his shopping cart being stolen (definitely not just put away by an employee)

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

lmao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

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Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Punished Chuck posted:



(the robbery is that while he was grocery shopping he left his cart unattended to find cranberry sauce and it wasn't there when he went back, costing him multiple reusable shopping bags)


Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

lmao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
He's right.

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

He sounds like he’s practicing a Tucker Carlson-style newsreader impersonation.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

incredible

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

Lmfao awesome

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

Oh my god lmao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
you think this is funny? he could have been killed

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you think this is funny? he could have been killed

You’re laughing. Phil’s non-existent infant son was pretend kidnapped and you’re laughing

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You’re laughing. Phil’s non-existent infant son was pretend kidnapped and you’re laughing

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Jeff Wiiver
Jul 13, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You’re laughing. Phil’s non-existent infant son was pretend kidnapped and you’re laughing

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You’re laughing. Phil’s non-existent infant son was pretend kidnapped and you’re laughing

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

Punished Chuck posted:

“This is 100% a failure of the United States government” — a real quote from today about his shopping cart being stolen (definitely not just put away by an employee)

Jeff Wiiver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJBTMrRzZbM&t=1164s

maybe my favorite phil quote ever

"What if my uh, infant son - not that I have an infant son - what if my infant son was in the cart? I mean, let's be honest, there's no logic to it. Maybe that's the ultimate endorphin hi-, rush. To steal the cart with someone's infant son sitting in the loving front. You just walk out the door with their kid! And leave 'em in the parking lot and walk away. I know that sounds insane, but it seems like that's what's going on!"

lmfao



Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You’re laughing. Phil’s non-existent infant son was pretend kidnapped and you’re laughing

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

I wonder how Snort Burnell is feeling about Phil blurting out the thing about his infant son

Punished Chuck posted:

The latest Snort Burnell psychosis is that he's apparently convinced himself that Phil has a hidden secret baby





As best as I can tell Snort just started raving about this out of nowhere. No preamble.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Sons of Burnell Rising

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Late 90s weed rapper: In the 1980s the US miñitary, CIA and NASA performed gene influence testing on east coast middle class white fetuses in vivo, creating a race of godlike supergamers that will come to dominate the early 20th century.

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Late 90s weed rapper: In the 1980s the US miñitary, CIA and NASA performed gene influence testing on east coast middle class white fetuses in vivo, creating a race of godlike supergamers that will come to dominate the early 20th century.

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