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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtelJn2SLhw

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

worf just loving owns

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

redshirt posted:

The "Live. Love. Laugh." of Klingon weddings, I assume.

*wearing leggings and uggs while drinking a mug of coffee that's mostly cream with two hands*

"I am not a basic bitch!"

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Space Jam posted:

worf just loving owns

Except as a father.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
worf's a great character and a terrible person.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

drilldo squirt posted:

Except as a father.

i’m willing to look past it for how many great character moments we get from him

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




drilldo squirt posted:

Except as a father.

And a brother

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
And a boyfriend. Remember when he joined a fascistic eco-terrorist anti-sex cult?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

He does seem like a loyal friend if you need someone to Hegh'bat you so that's nice at least

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



and then there is the one about the klingon
who could not recall how to put his thing on
he struggled and sighed
his trill girlfriend cried
as his 'honor' faced massive extincti....

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Another good Worf bit is where him and Odo are talking about their quarters and how pissed off they both get when people drop by. Worf is just like " I gotta be more inhospitable".

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Big rear end On Fire posted:

I liked when he and Geordi are talking about the engineering estimates the former gives Picard. Scotty is hell no don't tell him exactly how long it takes, pad it by 4x and then he'll think you're a miracle worker.

in my experience this is the first thing they teach you at any government job if your trainer is worth a drat

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


GolfHole posted:

He does seem like a loyal friend if you need someone to Hegh'bat you so that's nice at least

He's an anti-union scab.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

when i first watched ds9, voyager, and disco some years ago i didn't like the pilot episodes at all because they were so different from tng, and stopped watching

i later returned back to voyager and ds9 and grew to like them and binge watched them

but with snw i just watched some episodes and kinda forgot it

for some reason it just feels boring and the characters are flat

and why are the doctor and nurse some kind of ninja commandos, emh and bones were one of trek's best characters and they didn't need to be kung fu heroes to be interesting, medical drama can be interesting on its own

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtube.com/shorts/bTXo46-J2JU?si=2aPcHHgt1iaKZohH

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



There was a season long war during the first season of Discovery

The Enterprise was on a long-term exploration mission at the time but some of the SNW characters were on other assignments during the war

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


lol

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



My name is Beverly Crusher. I have thoroughly evaluated myself and I am hungry for candles.

Please say the state of your medical emergency.

Deck after deck why all the extra space

Randabis fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Nov 19, 2023

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Help me, step-candle! I'm stuck in a warp bubble!

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



I delivered babies that no longer exist! So what?

Mom?

I don't have time to convince you.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
How to tell when you are extremely sane:

Everyone else is crazy and the universe is shaped wrong

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

maybeadracula posted:

How to tell when you are extremely sane:

Everyone else is crazy and the universe is shaped wrong

Remember the space flute

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
the higherrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the fewerrrrrrrrrr

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

skooma512 posted:

*wearing leggings and uggs while drinking a mug of coffee that's mostly cream with two hands*

"I am not a basic bitch!"

it is called "Pumpkin Spice"

it is a warrior's drink

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Pumpkin spice gagh

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

RandolphCarter posted:

Pumpkin spice gagh

You know Space Dunks would have it.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

RandolphCarter posted:

Pumpkin spice gagh

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

Grey Cat posted:

I've given 'er all she's got cap'n.



lmao, nice

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

was extremely online barclay the most powerful human to ever exist in star trek? do not say q riker was powerful cause he did JACK poo poo with it except gently caress with his friends.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Kai Wint

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Pictures I can hear (My Child....)

Big Mac
Jan 3, 2007


Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


If half of star trek's problems are caused by holodecks/suites you think people would stop using them.

"No thanks my uncle died in one of those things."

"I've lost 2 children to rogue holoprograms."

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Oh like you could resist.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


You may have a point.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

You may have a point.

Hey GC, Battle of Alamo tonight at 2000

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Oh and computer?

Delete the battle :wink:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Hey GC, Battle of Alamo tonight at 2000

Oh yeah! I gotta remember to replicate my outfit!

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


MikeJF posted:

Oh and computer?

Delete the battle :wink:

Remember the Alablow

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