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Hamas took over my house and is playing super Mario Bros with one controller and they aren't passing it even though you're supposed to switch every time you die
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The Voice of Labor posted:israel finally masters propaganda by making a really creepy horror movie about the ghosts of idf troops impregnating their wives big boss walking through the sorrow's river, haunted by the soldiers who's cum he failed to extract.
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Nov 19, 2023 10:15
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Hamas is bogarting the joint and it is really killing the vibe, please advise
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Nov 19, 2023 10:15
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Hamas ate the last slice of bologna that I was saving for my ketchup and bologna sandwich
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Nov 19, 2023 10:17
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Hearing reports that hamas leaves the toilet seat up
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Nov 19, 2023 10:18
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IDF source saying Hamas did not leave enough milk for a bowl of cereal
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Nov 19, 2023 10:21
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stepped in dog poo poo. KNOW it was hamas 
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Nov 19, 2023 10:21
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Violent imagery coming in from Israel where reportedly Hamas just throwing clothes on floor instead of doing laundry
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Nov 19, 2023 10:23
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everybody is saying Musselmen this and musselmen that, what about the Musslewomen? the Musselgirls?
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Nov 19, 2023 10:23
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https://twitter.com/palyouthmvmt/status/1725970847586742597
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Nov 19, 2023 10:25
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Hamas reportedly uncannily always there for dinner but never buying groceries or cooking meals
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Nov 19, 2023 10:26
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PawParole posted:https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1726006149093212310 Mearsheimer is a smart man, and this is a smart way to go about washing the West's (and USA's in particularl) hands of their involvement in those same root causes he's bringing up. His dismissal of "moral and strategic reasons" and emphasis on the Israeli lobby uses the heinousness of what's going on to run cover for the actually existing strategic reasons that were always in the driver's seat.
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Nov 19, 2023 10:27
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Getting troubling reports that Hamas is signing up for Paramount Plus on Israeli accounts in order to watch Tulsa King and NOT canceling the account before the trial is up.
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Nov 19, 2023 10:30
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I swear a few weeks ago there was an image of text messages exchanged between Israeli settlers panicking that a Hamas soldier was taking a fat poo poo in their precious toilet. Which is better than any joke I can come up with
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Nov 19, 2023 10:35
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Do israelis use Bidets or did they bring with them the proud western tradition of wiping your poo poo with your hands.
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Nov 19, 2023 10:37
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/SaeenDiddyCombs/status/1725971262303052222?t=nbnwtPnkqNtOQfo-rqnVmg&s=19 lmfao.
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Nov 19, 2023 10:48
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Hamas burst into my living room and held me up with a Nintendo zapper and demanded I hand over ROB.
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Nov 19, 2023 10:51
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Hamas took the good controller and we have to use the MadCatz one
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Nov 19, 2023 10:53
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taze my balls from beyond the grave
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Nov 19, 2023 10:56
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Hamas burst through the door, pushed me into a comfortable chair and forced me to eat a delicious plate of halal certified meats.
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Nov 19, 2023 11:04
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settler dad in tears after hamas fighters changed the settings on the thermostat
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Nov 19, 2023 11:09
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Hamas adjusted the seat and mirrors in my car and didn't put them back 😞
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Nov 19, 2023 11:12
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hamas stopped by and we had a nice chat about growing olives and fighting fascism. do you libs not know the secret hand shake?
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Nov 19, 2023 11:17
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:big boss walking through the sorrow's river, haunted by the soldiers who's cum he failed to extract. Fulcum recovery system
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Nov 19, 2023 11:23
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in some genuinely happy news, for once i can say that im slightly proud of my fellow saudis, we managed to raise around 150 million dollars for Gaza, making it the largest ever public fundraising in the countries history  https://sahem.ksrelief.org/Pages/ProgramDetails/1ca8852b-9e6d-ee11-b83f-005056ac5498 there are some genuinely impressive scale of help for gaza, entire container ships and 25 planes full of aid https://twitter.com/shalhoub88/status/1725898645919183299?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg https://twitter.com/ksaembassyeg/status/1725471706003743085?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg i just hope the government doesnt abuse the trust of people by using this money as leverage over hamas or gaza. we may not be able to protest but at least we can use money how we can. Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 11:50 on Nov 19, 2023 |
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Nov 19, 2023 11:24
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Hamas logged onto my macbook air and ruined my Crusader Kings 3 ironman save
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Nov 19, 2023 11:25
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Al-Saqr posted:we may not be able to protest but at least we can use money how we can. Are the cops/military over there not allowing protests?
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Sancho Banana posted:Are the cops/military over there not allowing protests? Arabs are generally stuck under military-monarchist fascist dictatorships sponsored and armed by the United states and Israel. Protests and Tweets criticizing the government carry life/death sentences. Which is why arab regimes arent doing more for palestine and why some of them are sucking israels dick. Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 11:46 on Nov 19, 2023 |
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Nov 19, 2023 11:39
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Can't believe Hamas used Windows Key + Left Arrow on all my monitors
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Nov 19, 2023 11:49
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Hamas installed better bidets on my toilets than I had help
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Nov 19, 2023 11:51
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my dad posted:Mearsheimer is a smart man, and this is a smart way to go about washing the West's (and USA's in particularl) hands of their involvement in those same root causes he's bringing up. His dismissal of "moral and strategic reasons" and emphasis on the Israeli lobby uses the heinousness of what's going on to run cover for the actually existing strategic reasons that were always in the driver's seat. thank you for articulating why I was feeling so annoyed while watching these clips
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webcams for christ posted:thank you for articulating why I was feeling so annoyed while watching these clips Mearsheimer isn't a leftist by any stretch of the imagination. He's pragmatic enough to be willing to call it when a war is being lost, and smart enough to prefer that America conduct imperialism competently. It just so happens that his criticisms from a realpolitik perspective end up aligning occasionally with left-wing discourse because the mainstream is so poisoned.
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Nov 19, 2023 11:55
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houthis are now starting to target any israel ship they can find in the red sea civilian or military ====== Military spokesman for Ansar Allah #الحوثيين : We will target ships owned or operated by Israeli companies Press coverage | The Houthi group: We will target ships owned or operated by “Israeli” companies and we advise everyone to stay away from these ships and not deal with them. https://x.com/ajarabic/status/1726159994473628019?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg
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Nov 19, 2023 12:00
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Cabbages and Kings posted:Hamas installed better bidets on my toilets than I had help They replaced my toilet with a FART TOILET?!
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Nov 19, 2023 12:00
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Crazypoops posted:Hamas took over my house and is playing super Mario Bros with one controller and they aren't passing it even though you're supposed to switch every time you die We’re hearing very troubling reports that Hamas is forcing Israeli children to use the lovely Mad Katz controller
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Nov 19, 2023 12:03
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also israel outright saying their terror jombing campaign didnt hurt Hamas militarily at all ======= Israeli Army Radio: The extent of the violent battles recorded over the weekend shows that the Hamas brigades did not suffer significant damage. https://twitter.com/alarabytv/status/1725933963980541958?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg
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Nov 19, 2023 12:04
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Nov 19, 2023 12:05
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PawParole posted:https://twitter.com/keewa/status/1726135960285700550 lmao imagine watching that and fully accepting all of it as basically how everything works, then they finally get under that pesky ol’ hospital and it’s like ten lovely AKs, about one magazine for each, and what looks like about one military backpack’s worth of assorted grenades What do you do? Are you the “aaahhhhh I knew it all along! There it is!” person or the “hmmm, they must have used the tunnels to move everything out of there” person? According to the internet, everyone is both. Any weapon makes the entire hospital a terrorist, and the fact that there wasn’t anything good proves that there was good stuff and they moved it. Absence of evidence isn’t evidence of absence etc
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