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carrionman
Oct 30, 2010

EoinCannon posted:

He was so close to tearing his knee apart, then it really looked like he would have a dislocated shoulder and concussion at least

I worked with a guy who fell like that, his leg went between the rungs and snapped like a twig, then his bodyweight basically ripped the bone through the skin.

Another guy had the feet of the ladder slide out, he put his hands out on the way down and the rungs broke both his forearms on landing.

One of my best mates has a couple of fused vertebrae from trying to clean his gutters.


Never, ever gently caress with ladders if you got an alternative.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Post Your Favorite Funny Pictures

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I'm hootin and hollerin

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

Slapping my thigh til the femur shatters and shoots out my skin

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Cracking jokes and/or collarbones

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Just broken by laughter. Bursting at the seams.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
My sides have split, because I fell down a ladder wrong.

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Philippe posted:

My sides have split, because I fell down a ladder rung.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ok, ladder down.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
Wanna know a stupid word? "Stepladder". Think about it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



faptown
Dec 6, 2008

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

I understand 60% of this.

What is "BARB: LEFT", and what does the weird ninja head thing say/mean?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I understand 60% of this.

What is "BARB: LEFT", and what does the weird ninja head thing say/mean?

His wife Barbara left him.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I understand 60% of this.

What is "BARB: LEFT", and what does the weird ninja head thing say/mean?

It means he's completely intolerable as a human, asking with every other signifier there

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

MONITOR: OFF

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
POST : SIGNED

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

MOON: MOONED

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
DAD: GAY

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

kazil posted:

His wife Barbara left him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vT1hCXXMTs

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

SO:WHAT

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Post Your Favorite Funny Pictures

I have some funny mental images now but not like "ha ha" funny

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

MONO: D'OH

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

My dad is older and gayer than these forums will ever achieve :)

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



Ford going in a different direction than I expected

and at only {119,149} dollars per month! Oh boy!

yes I get constant senior citizen ads, shut up

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

freeedr posted:



Ford going in a different direction than I expected

and at only {119,149} dollars per month! Oh boy!

yes I get constant senior citizen ads, shut up

"Killer" new ford bronco? Did tesla develop the self-driving functionality on this one?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Son of Rodney posted:

"Killer" new ford bronco? Did tesla develop the self-driving functionality on this one?

No, this is for seniors. Tesla autopilot only targets children.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I see "killer" and "ford bronco" and Tesla isn't what I'm thinking of

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

I see "killer" and "ford bronco" and Tesla isn't what I'm thinking of

Yeah that seems like the kind of word you want to specifically forbid your ad writers from using if you're Ford.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
OJ's phone blowing up as his alerts for "bronco", "killer", and "seniors" all go off at once.

shazbot
Sep 20, 2004
Ah, hon, ya got arby's all over my acoustic wave machine.
Lean into it and put OJ in an ad.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
new Ford offroad tricycle called the maimer

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

davidspackage posted:

Yeah that seems like the kind of word you want to specifically forbid your ad writers from using if you're Ford.

Good news, the people who made that ad aren't Ford, nor are they actually selling a bronco.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


That’s just Renault Twizy

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Baron von Eevl posted:

Good news, the people who made that ad aren't Ford, nor are they actually selling a bronco.

But I just read it on an image in the internet

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Baron von Eevl posted:

Good news, the people who made that ad aren't Ford, nor are they actually selling a bronco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxFp7atlOwI

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Baron von Eevl posted:

No, this is for seniors. Tesla autopilot only targets children.
The elderly are perfectly capable of running over children themselves, thank you very much :colbert:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Baron von Eevl posted:

No, this is for seniors. Tesla autopilot only targets children.

I’ve read somewhere that the next software update will have it target Jews

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


root beer posted:

I’ve read somewhere that the next software update will have it target Jews

Tesla spokesperson: "No no, heh, it's JUICE, we want to get more juice out of the battery, <tugs collar> man is it hot or what? Feels like an oven in here if you know what I mean"

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Baron von Eevl posted:

No, this is for seniors. Tesla autopilot only targets children.

What about firemen

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