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First, don't gently caress with me. I'm old, tired, and I work with loving children! And second, I want some fresh muffins! And third, I want an investigation! And no matter how it turns out, I want my friend to have his job back!
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What did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed loving dumb gently caress like Breadman Satoshi Kojima to go out on national television and loving go into business for himself? For what? What did I do? What did I ever do? Didn’t do a goddamn thing. I’m trying to run a loving business and when somebody who hasn’t done a drat thing in this business jeopardises the first million dollar gate this company has ever drawn off of my back and goes on national television and does that, it’s a disgrace to this industry, it’s a disgrace to this company. Now we’re far beyond apologies. I gave him a loving chance and it did not get handled and you saw what I had to do, which was very regrettable lowering myself to his loving level.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:12
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In retrospect, I'm glad Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk square in the nuts. I felt that way right when he did it, too.
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Nov 9, 2023 00:25
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This contest is over. Give that man the $10,000. But the elbow dropping isn't over.
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super macho dude posted:YOU'RE LAUGHING, A MAN GOT ELBOW DROPPED IN THE BALLS AND YOUR LAUGHING oh man thank's for reminding me! Let me laugh even harder 
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Nov 9, 2023 14:13
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his co-workers are loving children. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep trying to use real glass around him. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown CM Punk is getting elbow dropped in the balls in town tonight. Go and see that. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…
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Purple Monkey posted:Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his co-workers are loving children. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep trying to use real glass around him. lol Also, still funny
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Purple Monkey posted:Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his co-workers are loving children. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep trying to use real glass around him. ... I am CM Punk. Doctor replies: 
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Nov 11, 2023 23:25
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A doctor would have the technology
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Shard posted:A doctor would have the technology I've never seen Dr Britt Baker, Dr Death, Dr Luther, Dr Issac Yankeem, or Dr Tom Prichard deploy this technology so perhaps not.
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Nov 12, 2023 00:30
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Purple Monkey posted:Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his co-workers are loving children. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where people keep trying to use real glass around him. 
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Nov 12, 2023 03:11
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Nov 12, 2023 05:02
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Hope the Devil gets his ball crushed by Kojima upon revealing himself.
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Nov 12, 2023 05:17
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Some people might look at this thread and laugh in derision. "CM Punk lives rent-free in your heads" they would cry. For my part: Yeah he does but that is not the compliment you think it is. "My head" is a lovely tenement filled with the shittiest tenants. And of them only CM Punk has gotten his boingloings caved in by a Kojima elbow drop.
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Nov 12, 2023 05:31
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I just remembered 
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Nov 12, 2023 06:08
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:I just remembered 
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:I just remembered 
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Nov 12, 2023 19:57
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:I just remembered lol
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:I just remembered 
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Rereading one of my favorite books and just got to one of my favorite lines. `If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Japanese elbow landing on Chicago balls — for ever. ` —George Orwell, 1984
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Nov 14, 2023 03:50
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What do you think hurt more? Punk's balls after getting smashed or his ego after getting fired for cause?
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Nov 14, 2023 04:29
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see 'em junk get smashed
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JSmithOTI posted:What do you think hurt more? Punk's balls after getting smashed or his ego after getting fired for cause? We do know his ego is the more fragile of the two
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Nov 14, 2023 12:16
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lmao just remembered
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haunted bong posted:lmao just remembered  lol
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Read an incredibly dumb take that Punk was actually wearing the Devil mask and will return at Full Gear, then I remembered Satoshi Kojima absolutely blasted his ball-bag with an elbow drop on one of the most hyped PPVs in recent memory, utterly embarrassing him and sending him down a shame spiral that lead to him getting fired, never to return to AEW.
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Nov 15, 2023 05:21
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When he landed on CM Punk's balls a slot machine win dinging sound played and Sonic rings shot everywhere.
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Lucifunk posted:When he landed on CM Punk's balls a slot machine win dinging sound played and Sonic rings shot everywhere. 
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Lucifunk posted:When he landed on CM Punk's balls a slot machine win dinging sound played and Sonic rings shot everywhere. lol
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The Devil is in fact CM Punk but after Kojima dropped an elbow on his ballsack he is too ashamed to ever remove the mask or even speak on in front of a camera again.
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ChrisBTY posted:The Devil is in fact CM Punk but after Kojima dropped an elbow on his ballsack he is too ashamed to ever remove the mask or even speak on in front of a camera again. Due to an excess of pride, God's(Tony Khan's) most favored angel Lucifer(CM Punk) lead a rebellion and convincing other angels (FTR) to join him but was struck down by the archangel Michael (Satoshi Kojima) with a flaming sword (flying elbow straight to the nuts) and plunged him to Hell(Collision) where he reigned until the end times (All In) . It all fits together people. Most Power Alex fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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I just remembered because of this
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Writer Cath posted:Remember when Kojima elbowed this guy in the nuts? made me remember
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Shard posted:I just remembered because of this lol
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I was just thinking about how Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts.
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I'm hoping that Tony Khan uses the money he's saving from firing Punk with cause to hire Kojima at some point.
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1glitch0 posted:I was just thinking about how Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts. I actually wasn’t thinking about this but now i am, so thank you
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1glitch0 posted:I was just thinking about how Satoshi Kojima elbow dropped CM Punk's nuts. on that day, he had the technology
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