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FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Shaken Booty Syndrome.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Nov 17, 2023

# ? Nov 17, 2023 15:39

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# ? May 14, 2024 12:44

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

FreudianSlippers posted:

Shaken B***y Syndrome.

Booby, booty, or babby

# ? Nov 17, 2023 16:19

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Like... at the same time? That'd be pretty impressive.

*Ice T voice* The kids are callin' it milkshaking.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 16:27

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Sir Lemming posted:

Booby, booty, or babby

AND

# ? Nov 17, 2023 16:28

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Like... at the same time? That'd be pretty impressive.

Great, can�t wait for Breastfeeding Dentist Spider-Man Pulls Teeth of Twerking Elsa autogenerated videos to be targeted to children.

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:28

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Blue Moonlight posted:

Great, can’t wait for Breastfeeding Dentist Spider-Man Pulls Teeth of Twerking Elsa autogenerated videos to be targeted to children.

Why wait? Get in on the action. Retire early!

# ? Nov 17, 2023 17:40

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

quote:

Kevin de Bruyne: Manchester City midfielder denies writing song on Drake EP

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67449632

# ? Nov 17, 2023 20:11

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Dammit Moon Moon

# ? Nov 17, 2023 21:26

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004; Can't post for 9 hours!

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2023/11/random-new-college-course-is-grading-students-on-their-zelda-totk-engineering-skills

# ? Nov 18, 2023 01:55

mycatscrimes: Jan 2, 2020

Honestly a Switch and a Zelda game isn't even in the top ten most expensive required course materials either

# ? Nov 18, 2023 03:05

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

People Can�t Access Their AI Girlfriend Because the Service Went Down After CEO Jailed for Setting His Apartment on Fire

#firstworldproblems

# ? Nov 18, 2023 06:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Like... at the same time? That'd be pretty impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKruSc0H3wU

# ? Nov 18, 2023 12:09

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKruSc0H3wU

Hot

# ? Nov 18, 2023 13:21

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

People Can�t Access Their AI Girlfriend Because the Service Went Down After CEO Jailed for Setting His Apartment on Fire

#firstworldproblems

This is why I torrent my AI girlfriends

# ? Nov 18, 2023 17:20

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I thought an AI girlfriend going down on you was the dream of nerds everywhere

# ? Nov 18, 2023 17:57

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

You flatter me but my OnlyFans store had only just opened.

# ? Nov 18, 2023 19:30

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1725890107473842609?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

# ? Nov 19, 2023 03:08

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Elon musk's ELON PRESENTS X.COM (formerly Twitter) DOT COM isn't working for me, anyone got a screen shot?

# ? Nov 19, 2023 10:07

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

By popular demand posted:

Elon musk's ELON PRESENTS X.COM (formerly Twitter) DOT COM isn't working for me, anyone got a screen shot?

Use nitter redirect addon to solve this problem.

# ? Nov 19, 2023 10:24

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Nitter doesn't ever work for me and the twitt issue is gone now, both are probably regional issues but I must recommend to just post images anyway, they last longer too.

Anyway Cillian eat the cheese.

# ? Nov 19, 2023 10:55

Deformed Church: May 12, 2012; 5'5", IQ 81

Inceltown posted:

Use nitter redirect addon to solve this problem.

god i wish that were me

# ? Nov 19, 2023 11:36

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Deformed Church posted:

god i wish that were me

You wouldn't wish it's me. The smell would be deadly.

# ? Nov 19, 2023 11:39

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I saw it now even more unequivocally than I beheld it then. The cheese! --the cheese! --it was here, and there, and everywhere, and visibly and palpably before me; long, triangular, and excessively white, with the pale lips writhing about it, as in the very moment of it's first terrible cutting. Then came the full fury of my monomania, and I struggled in vain against its strange and irresistible influence. In the multiplied objects of the external world I had no thoughts but for the cheese. For this I longed with a phrenzied desire. All other matters and all different interests became absorbed in this single contemplation. That --that alone were present to the mental eye, and this, in it's sole individuality, became the essence of my mental life.

# ? Nov 19, 2023 12:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i am become fat, the destroyer of cheese

# ? Nov 19, 2023 14:10

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Deformed Church posted:

god i wish that were me

AutoWorker posted:

My problem with flatulence is chronic but I have sometimes have really bad episodes and it is really bad when I am at work. I have to constantly keep myself from passing gas because it is embarrassing and very unpleasant for other people working around me.

But us seem my problem has been getting worse lately, it started last week, and I am still trying to cope with it. I usually try to get rid of the gas before starting work. I go to the restroom when everyone else is at their work stations, turn on the electric hand dryer and pass gas. That way the sound is not noticeable.

Last week during work, my boss was inspecting our work and he was walking past my line, then a loud growl startled him, (There is a gas build-up that collects in my stomach, because I try to hold it in) and he stopped and acknowledged it.

I was really embarrassed. I didn't know what to do. He then asked if anyone would admit to the awful sound and I truthfully told him it was me. It was impossible to lie at that point, because of how loud the sound was. I knew that all my other co-workers around me heard it and would single me out, making it an even worse situation than it already was.

I was so embarrassed and nervous at this point that I let my stomach go and all the gas that was building up came out very quickly and loudly. My boss was about to say something to me but turned and dashed towards his office and I could hear him retching.

The smell was vile and it caused my co-workers to down tools and abandon their lines for several minutes while the stench cleared. Later that day my union rep informed me that I could be canned if this keeps happening, apparently according to him I am causing loss of production and an unpleasant working environment for my co-workers.

I have been taking medication mainly dicyclomine but it does not seem to work that well, in fact, it may have made the problem even worse. I need a remedy to this problem because this is affecting work, social life and behavior and also making me feel slightly suicidal. I have no girlfriend, not very many friends even and very little social life.

At work I am already labeled with the awful words "Chronic Farter" and no one want's to work near me.

AutoWorker posted:

***UPDATE***

I only lasted a dismal four days into the 7 day dairy free diet. I could not stomach all the dairy substitutes and the taste was just god awful. After two days my flatulence was less frequent but just as potent so I decided enough was enough and I took this week off work pretending to be sick. I visited the doctors and eventually I had a HBT on Wednesday, the lactose set off my flatulence, I was in agony with stomach pains and I drat nearly killed everybody with in ten feet.

Yep! I am loving lactose intolerant!

Now I have been diagnosed, this may not be the right thing to do but I am going back to my old diet. I am going to eat what I like, when I like and if anybody complains at my job or anywhere about my flatulence I have a medical condition to back me up. I feel quite good that I have been diagnosed and hopefully I can just get over my anxiety and get on with my life.

For lunch today, broccoli in my favorite cheese sauce.