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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Broke: fleet in being

Woke: air force in being

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Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
A wise man nazi general once said you can't just count the number of tanks and guns, that's all baloney

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

gradenko_2000 posted:

Broke: fleet in being

Woke: air force in being

NATO is basically a fractional reserve military. Great on paper, lacking when the vault gets a physical audit.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

A wise man nazi general once said you can't just count the number of tanks and guns, that's all baloney

This made me lol irl

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/SlowCooker8/status/1726360356254290229

quote:

Alright here is going to be part 1 of something that has been rattling around my noggin for the last few weeks: The fundamental structural problems of US industrial manufacturing or why the US can't make more widgets.

Will be using publicly available data where possible, but most of this is due to direct observation. Obviously very much a 'Trust me, bro' aspect to it, but that is what you are going to get from an anon account on https://twitter.com/ .

Jump back to early 2022, right as Ukraine war was kicking-off congress approved what in total would become $75B of direct aid to Ukraine, which as most people know is redirected to the entity known as thr Military Industrial Complex, the MIC. Idea being the money stays in the USA

For american jobs and asset accumulation, while exporting the finished products, usually under a loan guarantee with foreign assets and collateral,a tidy business model for the worlds worst assholes. The Arsenal of Democracy(tm) was going to drown its enemies with material.

Almost 2 years into the war 🇺🇸 industrial output has only increased 10%. Why? Funds (resources) and time should equal greater output, correct?

It can't. It structurally can't.

The problem lies in the very nature of how US Capital has been allocated over the last 50 years, and how companies have grown, through M&A (Mergers and Acquisition). Companies do not grow by investing in Capital Equipment or production, but by taking over existing assets...

... and running the assets as efficiently as possible. This makes sense... at first.
The first problem is no standardization across industrial processes. Even in similar industries for products that for all purposes are commodity products (widgets) the methods of manufacturing...

...are wildly different, sometimes radically so. This makes standardizing even centuries old production geometrically complicated, And the more complex, the bigger the problem you have on your hands.

What this means is that the large multi-billion industrial conglomerates are not some uniform prussian efficiency, they are the Holy Roman Empire, where each production line has completely different requirements than the adopted sister plant two states away.

Nothing is interoperable, so you can't make investments at scale for the full line of assets, there is no economy of scale so the appetite to invest is low. Just keep the machines running and meet the goal. Fine as long as you don't need more suddenly.

But hey Disasterpus, these plants worked fine as stand alone companies, now they are under better capitalized industrial Concerns, we get the scale from the labor!

No, you don't.

The first thing that happens when a manufacturing site it acquired is head count reduction, and local Engineering is the first to go. Corporate will consolidate their existing R&D/Engineering assets. Centralized knowledge core that capable of keeping the plants running...thats it.

So you have a fragmented collection of complex processes managed at a distance from an industrial office park whose mandate and budget only covers near maintenance, with a leadership who doesn't know any better or care.

Potemkin's village with solenoids.

lol that biden is just tossing money at companies to create monopolies instead of actually expanding industrial capacity lmao

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

A state monopoly is how you would solve some of these problems. But nobody in government is interested in doing the hard work of creating and managing a monopoly.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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"Expand production?"

"Dude, even maintaining the machinery is close to losttech"

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/SlowCooker8/status/1726360356254290229

lol that biden is just tossing money at companies to create monopolies instead of actually expanding industrial capacity lmao

listen jack, if you know a better way to start infrastructure week then let's here it

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Lostconfused posted:

A state monopoly is how you would solve some of these problems. But nobody in government is interested in doing the hard work of creating and managing a monopoly.

It's simpler than that. One lot build everything up for a critical state industry. Then another lot get elected, run their hands and sell everything off for pennies on the dollar to their friends as "efficiency". Then everything is asset stripped.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/SlowCooker8/status/1726360356254290229

lol that biden is just tossing money at companies to create monopolies instead of actually expanding industrial capacity lmao

i think this guy is being too forgiving. it hasn’t been decades of buying existing manufacturing and running it efficiently, it’s also been decades of buying existing companies and stripping them down and selling the parts as scrap

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Ardennes posted:

They will just have even less tanks with less capabilities, that seems to be the profit sweet spot.

Hmm we have all these fancy tanks that form parts of a whole but our network is vulnerable to jamming and random malware from soldiers browsing internet porn sites. What can we do? (snaps fingers) Aha! We'll have a 5th tank to go with the other 4 tanks which is just a tracked, armored server farm. No weapons, just computers. How will they communicate during jamming? Well we'll just run physical cables between all the tanks. Okay so let's add a 6th tank which is armed with a big drum of CAT-6.

There. The perfect european tank. (points to 6 tanks piled up on top of each other looney tunes style in a vehicle bay)

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

It's been what, 5 pages since superiority by arthur c. clarke in 1951 has been posted? I love this short story and I read it every time.

https://avalonlibrary.net/ebooks/Arthur%20C%20Clarke%20-%20Superiority.pdf

quote:

The ultimate cause of our failure was a simple one: despite all statements to the contrary, it was not due
to lack of bravery on the part of our men, or to any fault of the Fleet's. We were defeated by one thing
only-by the inferior science of our enemies. I repeat-by the inferior science of our enemies.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

DancingShade posted:

Hmm we have all these fancy tanks that form parts of a whole but our network is vulnerable to jamming and random malware from soldiers browsing internet porn sites. What can we do? (snaps fingers) Aha! We'll have a 5th tank to go with the other 4 tanks which is just a tracked, armored server farm. No weapons, just computers. How will they communicate during jamming? Well we'll just run physical cables between all the tanks. Okay so let's add a 6th tank which is armed with a big drum of CAT-6.

There. The perfect european tank. (points to 6 tanks piled up on top of each other looney tunes style in a vehicle bay)

This can form the fabled tank king.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
My favorite wtf military procurement moment was when I found out that Britain's entire 155mm shell production capabilities are centered in a single small factory on an industrial estate at the edge of Newcastle. Every shell is hand painted and, nearly 2 years after the Ukraine war started, there's been absolutely no attempt to increase capacity.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Meanwhile, we've wasted countless billions on these stupid contraptions, that are already technically obsolete, have never worked properly, have no discernable military rationale and that we can't even deploy properly, 'cos we don't have the planes, or the naval resources to run a proper carrier group, with escorts and supply ships.

Votskomit
Jun 26, 2013

palindrome posted:

It's been what, 5 pages since superiority by arthur c. clarke in 1951 has been posted? I love this short story and I read it every time.

https://avalonlibrary.net/ebooks/Arthur%20C%20Clarke%20-%20Superiority.pdf

Wow that was funnier than I expected.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

DancingShade posted:

It's simpler than that. One lot build everything up for a critical state industry. Then another lot get elected, run their hands and sell everything off for pennies on the dollar to their friends as "efficiency". Then everything is asset stripped.

It’s maddening to me whenever I hear of a successful UK firm selling itself off to a foreign conglomerate to give a big pay day to the founders and let the company suffer. In the past, I’d say the US was leading by not doing this and having all their own companies, ever expanding and evolving and devouring any competitors. But it’s clear the monster eats itself there too.

I think there was a BBC article I read a few years back looking at why so many start ups on this side of the pond sell out, leaving us with all poorly run entities that we can’t even be proud of being British or paying all their tax here.

It’s amazing to find that this extends to those industries historically seen as essential to the state, and that the ideology of neoliberalism has turbo accelerated the rot in the West. Now to the point of the US being hamstrung by its own economic model.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/SwordMercury/status/1726516539233534234

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Slavvy posted:

Strategic ambiguity wrt whether you have an air force at all

Airfleet Maybe In Being Doctrine

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/SlowCooker8/status/1726360356254290229

lol that biden is just tossing money at companies to create monopolies instead of actually expanding industrial capacity lmao

I got bad news for this guy about Prussian efficiency.

Lol at the thought that the entity which replaced the Holy Roman Empire by incorporating the constituent statelets standardized anything. Germans don't standardize, they lovingly craft bespoke solutions for every possible circumstance, both real, but especially imagined!

BearsBearsBears
Aug 4, 2022
Is it possible that the four german tanks are meant to connect to each other to form a tank Megazord?

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

BearsBearsBears posted:

Is it possible that the four german tanks are meant to connect to each other to form a tank Megazord?

That was my thought. Thread was clearly creating a fighting humanoid mega robot made of tanks.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
You know what we already have the 4 core tanks, plus the IT tank and the cable run tank. But out field the men are going to get hungry so we really need a catering tank as well, with a flip down side armor side panel so the catering tank can double as a field deployable hot dog stand.

Optional catering modules for different unit needs, such as the pizza or burrito variants.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




the ice cream tank will win the war via morale

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
We've decided that paying for the production of shells and missiles is cost inefficient so while we still need an armored corps for our army we're going for a 100% ice cream and hot dog tank chassis composition.

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.

DancingShade posted:

We've decided that paying for the production of shells and missiles is cost inefficient so while we still need an armored corps for our army we're going for a 100% ice cream and hot dog tank chassis composition.

Would be more like .... we have this AI enabled, self correcting, trajectory adjusting, anti personnel, anti armor, anti aircraft high explosive shell with a built in lighting charger and drill bit, which will win the war single-handedly.
Alas, it costs 1.700.000 dollars per shot, but hey! Our science indicates you'd need like three of them to win the war**

**terms and conditions apply, simulation may or may not be reflecting on actual material reality

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
Sadly there's one trick to firing it and it keeps scrambling the brains of anyone who figures it out.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
lol
one of the uprising day ceremonies i attended, likely in 2005 (60 years since the war, so it was the last big event with many of the survivors still present), this ancient ex-partisan was talking about how we must take care that the MIC doesn't take control over our lives and country because in this new liberal world order only money talks and the industrial waging of genocidal wars is insanely profitable

i was fresh outta high school so i didn't get some of the things he was saying yet, but it still left a strong impression on me because even in high school i could see through the bullshit that was the response to 9/11 and also the then brand new right wing govt which immediately started doing arms deals

these days i remember that guy sometimes, and wonder what he'd have to say if he lived to see the absolute loving state of post-2020 military boondoggle industrial complex. monstrous and insane in its goals, but at the same time increasingly self-sabotaging lmao

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


The white guys who would join the Japanese Foreign Legion are gonna be a pretty motley crew.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Gripweed posted:

The white guys who would join the Japanese Foreign Legion are gonna be a pretty motley crew.

what if we tackle neolib problems with more neolib solutions

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Gripweed posted:

The white guys who would join the Japanese Foreign Legion are gonna be a pretty motley crew.
a free waifu bodypillow as an enlistment bonus

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Chad Sexington posted:

That was my thought. Thread was clearly creating a fighting humanoid mega robot made of tanks.

And I'll form the head!

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

DancingShade posted:

You know what we already have the 4 core tanks, plus the IT tank and the cable run tank. But out field the men are going to get hungry so we really need a catering tank as well, with a flip down side armor side panel so the catering tank can double as a field deployable hot dog stand.

Optional catering modules for different unit needs, such as the pizza or burrito variants.

They’ll need the Taco Bell tank and McDonalds tanks. Food may nourish their bodies but they need brands to nourish their souls.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
unfortunately we can't manufacture tank hulls, so we're refurbishing previous generation tanks into mcdonald's franchises


much like we did with our shipyards

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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also wtf are foreign mercs gonna do against china in a war; swim to their coast and get owned by virtually any chinese in the vicinity even if they made it safely by sheer miracle?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

You start out in 1990 by saying, “Precision strikes, all weather mission capable, technologically superior army” By 2010 you can’t say “army”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, private military contractors, special operations warfare, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about high speed low drag and all these things you’re talking about are totally branding things and a byproduct of them is, our troops get hurt worse than the enemy.… “We want to make this more efficient,” is much more abstract than even the special operations thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Army, army.”

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Thinking on this, this poo poo undeniably started with the abolition of the draft, which had to be done due to the societal factors at play during the Vietnam war which FF has posted at length about. So in a way it was Vietnam that dealt the US the lethal cut, it just took a good 50 years of bleeding out before it became apparent that it's going to be fatal.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Orange Devil posted:

Thinking on this, this poo poo undeniably started with the abolition of the draft, which had to be done due to the societal factors at play during the Vietnam war which FF has posted at length about. So in a way it was Vietnam that dealt the US the lethal cut, it just took a good 50 years of bleeding out before it became apparent that it's going to be fatal.

You can't effectively do imperial adventures with a draft army because it turns out most people don't want to die for Bush's oil profits.

We got away with it prior to Vietnam because neoliberalism hadn't taken national identity out behind the barn yet.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
What about a single generic tank model, which then customises itself based on what type of infantry gets into it? so if it's like a rifleman then it gets a big chaingun, and if it's a guy with a javelin it gets a missile launcher, or if it's a punk-rocker-type dude then it gets some sort of sound-cannon and a snazzy paint job

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Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

So you're telling me people don't want to give their lives in a transactional fashion for gains they'll never realise to prop up a system that immiserates the newly conquered and the natives themselves?

FF was right! We need pomp and circumstance.

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