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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

I'll allow it

start thinking about your turkey day thread names, thank u

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Sunset: 16:03

It's gonna get down to 15:53 or so, and be around 4 till the end of January.

:(

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Putting this here cuz idk where else to put it

my old leader has a serious case of persistent swamp rear end. pretty sure the dude doesn't wipe right and doesn't shower well enough. its rough.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Sunset: 16:03

It's gonna get down to 15:53 or so, and be around 4 till the end of January.

:(

we're all gonna need special lamps to be in society :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

we're all gonna need special lamps to be in society :(

After I sign off today I am getting out the SAD light and humidifiers. Time for Winter Mode.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bagmonkey posted:

Putting this here cuz idk where else to put it

my old leader has a serious case of persistent swamp rear end. pretty sure the dude doesn't wipe right and doesn't shower well enough. its rough.

What’s his Reddit username

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bagmonkey posted:

I'll allow it

start thinking about your turkey day thread names, thank u

The 5000 Page Thread: Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

bagmonkey posted:

Putting this here cuz idk where else to put it

my old leader has a serious case of persistent swamp rear end. pretty sure the dude doesn't wipe right and doesn't shower well enough. its rough.

Maybe he has swamp rear end smelling pheromones and is just really excited about your work.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What’s his Reddit username

Holy poo poo

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

I'll allow it

start thinking about your turkey day thread names, thank u


bagmonkey posted:

Putting this here cuz idk where else to put it

my old leader has a serious case of persistent swamp rear end. pretty sure the dude doesn't wipe right and doesn't shower well enough. its rough.

The 5000 Page Thread: the fowlest of threads

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fowl T Monk

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Dude has two kids too, I really hope they learn the basics. Dude is alright, we’ve never like, gotten along great or anything. I feel like he wasn’t happy with how I turned out on the team but I also kinda think he sucks as a leader lol

This dude had me go 6+ months without a 1 on 1. Supposed to be every two weeks minimum, lmao

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

bagmonkey posted:

I'll allow it

start thinking about your turkey day thread names, thank u

I'm not chicken, YOU'RE A TURKEY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr67DI940Uk

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

bagmonkey posted:

Dude has two kids too, I really hope they learn the basics. Dude is alright, we’ve never like, gotten along great or anything. I feel like he wasn’t happy with how I turned out on the team but I also kinda think he sucks as a leader lol

This dude had me go 6+ months without a 1 on 1. Supposed to be every two weeks minimum, lmao

Lmao, my boss got a dogshit review and he's been depressed for the last 2 months. He's trying to be an individual contributor instead of helping the team make decisions and keeping them on track.

gently caress 'em.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Remember Mohammed Atta? He went to the same ATM I went to in S. Portland, ME, right next to the Pizzeria Uno, the day before 9/11.

I went to that ATM quite a few times around 1994

I imagine this reality of timelines blurring, where events overwrite each other in a place.

And in one of those realities I kick his rear end.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

And in how many realities does he kick your rear end

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tea Party Crasher posted:

And in how many realities does he kick your rear end

In the one that counts, apparently.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Play your cards right and for your birthday this year I will write an insane manifesto promising that there will be blood and let you kick my rear end so you can look like the hero

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Now for some truly cursed Thanksgiving content.
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejoshelkin/video/7300629589615824133

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Remember Mohammed Atta? He went to the same ATM I went to in S. Portland, ME, right next to the Pizzeria Uno, the day before 9/11.

I went to that ATM quite a few times around 1994

I imagine this reality of timelines blurring, where events overwrite each other in a place.

And in one of those realities I kick his rear end.

Didn't know Mark Wahlberg posted on SA.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Lmao, my boss got a dogshit review and he's been depressed for the last 2 months. He's trying to be an individual contributor instead of helping the team make decisions and keeping them on track.

gently caress 'em.

Yeah this guy wanted to be a technical AND servant leader AND wanted everyone to self motivate AND didn’t want to deal with conflict like ever. We had a guy who rage quit multiple meetings and nothing was ever done lmao

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Didn't know Mark Wahlberg posted on SA.

If I was there 7 years later I woulda kicked his rear end

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond



i would eat these if someone else made them for me

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Ruby Gloom posted:

i would eat these if someone else made them for me

*The first person to open a restaurant*

You would huh? Interesting...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tea Party Crasher posted:

*The first person to open a restaurant*

You would huh? Interesting...

I have three rocks

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ruby Gloom posted:

i would eat these if someone else made them for me

Blocked.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

OK 4 rocks.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

bagmonkey posted:

Yeah this guy wanted to be a technical AND servant leader AND wanted everyone to self motivate AND didn’t want to deal with conflict like ever. We had a guy who rage quit multiple meetings and nothing was ever done lmao

Servant leadership is super fun and usually pretty easy. I serve up the things I need you to do in easily digestible chunks.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

But seriously though, either make a loving Thanksgiving leftovers sandwich, or use turkey leftovers and season them for tacos, tamales, enchiladas, etc. PICK A LANE!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


look just somebody gimme some turkey :mad:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Sure!

Chicken is better anyway.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


this is not a productive place to rest your chin

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve been sitting here under a blanket for an hour now and not a single cat has come to visit me :mad:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



You need a fuchsia keyboard apparently

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

this is not a productive place to rest your chin



Cats don't care about productivity, they care about aesthetics

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Servant leadership is super fun and usually pretty easy. I serve up the things I need you to do in easily digestible chunks.

New leader is having me be his right hand man on stuff and getting me ready to be a product owner :cool:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Rauchbier brew day today.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ruby Gloom posted:

this is not a productive place to rest your chin



This is like if you asked an AI art program to draw a cat in the style of cyberpunk 2077.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’ve been sitting here under a blanket for an hour now and not a single cat has come to visit me :mad:

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