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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

And that guy who eats onions whole. I think he was their king?

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Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Wild how the last couple pages had people talking about their gout, then someone comes in and recommends their naturopathic powder in replacement of evidence based medical treatment. Really shows how the age of the average goon is getting into middle age as people turn into facebook moms and dads.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Cocaine Bear posted:

And that guy who eats onions whole. I think he was their king?

King Onion Eater The Eight.

Yes, dark times for the Australian royal family. :(

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Really shows how the age of the average goon is getting into middle age as people turn into facebook moms and dads.

people laughed at them

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Aussie superstars: Kylie Merengue, Russel "Gladiator" crowe, Huge sack man, and the crocodile molester

Rupert Murdoch is arguable the most famous Australian.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Why did girls like Jesus so much?

(holds hands wide apart) because he was hung like this.

Do you guys think jesus ever had a boner while he was being nailed?

Hell, even when he was being crucified, he didn't have to resort to telling The Aristocrats.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Cool Dad posted:

I enjoyed this video on the 1904 marathon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AhABManTw

Semi related to this. Kind of both less and more cartoonishly insane marathon news.

https://www.reuters.com/sports/athletics/mexico-city-marathon-disqualifies-11000-runners-cheating-2023-09-06/

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Milo and POTUS posted:

... and the crocodile molester

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Inceltown posted:

Rupert Murdoch is arguable the most famous Australian.

Got I hope at least he doesn't star in some Hollywood blockbuster, or put our a pop album.

I'm not sure the world could stand it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me




The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


No that's Hulk Hogan

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Look, I'm JUST saying

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
RIP steve

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The cursed part is that they never made the movie about the toad skateboarder who says radical dude things

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

deep dish peat moss posted:

The cursed part is that they never made the movie about the toad skateboarder who says radical dude things

Yeah, where's our Wind in the Willows/Battletoads crossover movie

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

It's called Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Toads

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
His wild ride became really wild when badgers home made rocket thrusters launch him into the stratosphere.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Azhais posted:

Yeah, where's our Wind in the Willows/Battletoads crossover movie

Battletoads must be amazing:
First release
Battletoads
June 1, 1991
Latest release
Battletoads
August 20, 2020

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

Aussie superstars: Kylie Merengue, Russel "Gladiator" crowe, Huge sack man, and the crocodile molester

AC 🌩 DC :colbert:

e:

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Battletoads must be amazing:
First release
Battletoads
June 1, 1991
Latest release
Battletoads
August 20, 2020

They exist in some uncanny valley of blatantly ripping off TMNT but somehow surviving while Samurai Pizza Cats has been all but memoryholed. I assume having one of the most notoriously difficult NES games helps.

CURSE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtQ_RSF1jYU

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Nov 21, 2023

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

wesleywillis posted:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Toads

There is a group called the Punk Frogs in the series. Sadly they aren’t punk. Or ninjas. And they live in Florida.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/Codzp2w.mp4

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Battletoads arcade game was pretty good tho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJ7XNtHzdA

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Total recall re-reboot looking good

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/44Vb8Mc.mp4

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



can someone reverse this please? its for a friend.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
a Leech in the nose is an excellent way to balance the humours in your brain.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

deep dish peat moss posted:

The cursed part is that they never made the movie about the toad skateboarder who says radical dude things

The original book had Toad, at one point, steal a car, crash it, go to jail, break out of jail, then steal another car and crash it. The guy talks about wanting to drive cars like it’s an addiction and his friends stage an intervention but he must continue stealing cars and, inevitably, crashing them. It’s also worth noting that Toad is (somehow?) exceedingly wealthy and carries himself like a foppish aristocrat. While still being an actual toad. It’s waaaay funnier than any radical skateboard version of him could be

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

dr_rat posted:

a Leech in the nose is an excellent way to balance the humours in your brain.

So what are we thinking on the classification?



I vote Sanguine: Jupiter (Hot and Moist).

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Kit Walker posted:

The original book had Toad, at one point, steal a car, crash it, go to jail, break out of jail, then steal another car and crash it. The guy talks about wanting to drive cars like it’s an addiction and his friends stage an intervention but he must continue stealing cars and, inevitably, crashing them. It’s also worth noting that Toad is (somehow?) exceedingly wealthy and carries himself like a foppish aristocrat. While still being an actual toad. It’s waaaay funnier than any radical skateboard version of him could be


:thunk:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

You can't post Mark Davis without posting his dad Al.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Kit Walker posted:

The original book had Toad, at one point, steal a car, crash it, go to jail, break out of jail, then steal another car and crash it. The guy talks about wanting to drive cars like it’s an addiction and his friends stage an intervention but he must continue stealing cars and, inevitably, crashing them. It’s also worth noting that Toad is (somehow?) exceedingly wealthy and carries himself like a foppish aristocrat. While still being an actual toad. It’s waaaay funnier than any radical skateboard version of him could be
toad inherited his wealth alongside the eponymous country manor from his father, so the family probably was actually aristocratic at one point.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Takes No Damage posted:

So what are we thinking on the classification?
I vote Sanguine: Jupiter (Hot and Moist).

I'm thinking phlegmatic: Moon (Cold and Wet). I think the Doc thought they were Sanguine but I mean look how calm he was there, not a hint of Sanguine in them. Unless the leech did too good a job, definitely Phlegmatic.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Android Apocalypse posted:

You can't post Mark Davis without posting his dad Al.


My favorite description of them on these forums was "Habsburg-rear end sports liches"

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

flubber nuts posted:

can someone reverse this please? its for a friend.

https://i.imgur.com/RzqZvtw.mp4

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Lol

It's a good thing the unassailably best film version of WitW has already been made i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzL0pY1r5Lg

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kit Walker posted:

The original book had Toad, at one point, steal a car, crash it, go to jail, break out of jail, then steal another car and crash it. The guy talks about wanting to drive cars like it’s an addiction and his friends stage an intervention but he must continue stealing cars and, inevitably, crashing them. It’s also worth noting that Toad is (somehow?) exceedingly wealthy and carries himself like a foppish aristocrat. While still being an actual toad. It’s waaaay funnier than any radical skateboard version of him could be

I loved how absolutely chaotic the real story is.

It's really a vessel for some random rear end social media influencer rich wanker these days who just destroys cars for the fun of it.... I am NOT recommending Whistling Diesel.

free hubcaps posted:

Lol

It's a good thing the unassailably best film version of WitW has already been made i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzL0pY1r5Lg

truth

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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i remember watching the stop motion animation as a kid and was not a fan of toad at all. had a bit of a rush on rat though, i think it was the sweater

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