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"the list" of poo poo that outright kills dogs is ridiculous. My wife gives me grief if I have a beer with my dog
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Buddy, they don’t even let me
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Thats why I got an Aibo and a oh my god the pool is uncover---!!!
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'He's too young!" well its not like he's gonna live to 21, let the little man cut loose
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Barudak posted:Thats why I got an Aibo and a oh my god the pool is uncover---!!! Dogs in an enclosed pool area? Oh no...
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It's pretty standard if you have a cat and a dog to put the cat food somewhere the dog can't reach, because otherwise the dog will eat it.
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AITA for causing a scene when my sister (26) stole my pregnancy announcement?quote:My sister Lila (28F) and I (34F) are both the children of a single mother. Growing up, I was always closer to our mother since we were closer in age and had similar interests. I was also very quiet and well behaved while my sister was wild. We grew up in the sheltered suburbs, so her behavior wasn’t nearly at the level of a lot of kids generally, but it was a point of stress for my mom.
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Food insanity day at AAMquote:she filed a complaint with HR as after reading the recipe closely, she discovered I used a boxed pound cake mix
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Pirate Radar posted:Food insanity day at AAM yeah i had to read that one a few times and still dunno wtf
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for causing a scene when my sister (26) stole my pregnancy announcement? I like the interesting lack of information about how sister discovered her fiancé had (re-)hosed OP. Did OP just come down to breakfast and tearily confess to both of them?
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Nov 21, 2023 11:03
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Mx. posted:yeah i had to read that one a few times and still dunno wtf Getting called in by HR and asked not to make pound cake next year followed by making pound cake next year is one of the lowest-stakes power moves I can think of.
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Nov 21, 2023 11:42
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Pirate Radar posted:Getting called in by HR and asked not to make pound cake next year followed by making pound cake next year is one of the lowest-stakes power moves I can think of. how else am I going to explain all these bottles of yellow and brown liquid under my desk.
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Pirate Radar posted:Getting called in by HR and asked not to make pound cake next year followed by making pound cake next year is one of the lowest-stakes power moves I can think of. I have literally no idea what the coworker's complaint is though. It doesn't count as bread pudding because it uses pound cake mix? gently caress it then, I'll call it something else, gently caress off. Also the notion of buying a pound cake mix is pretty funny for a cake where the quantities required of everything are specified in the loving name of the cake.
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Nov 21, 2023 11:56
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BrigadierSensible posted:Re: telling twins apart. AFL players tend to expose themselves at any given opportunity so identifying which was which probably wasn’t all that difficult.
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Nov 21, 2023 11:58
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Fil5000 posted:I have literally no idea what the coworker's complaint is though. It doesn't count as bread pudding because it uses pound cake mix? gently caress it then, I'll call it something else, gently caress off. Just another case of someone being mad that there is a Way things are Done and you are not Doing it Right
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haveblue posted:Twins don't come out side by side, it's one then a few minutes later the other. Pairs of twins tend to know the order and joke about it even though they have the same birthday on the calendar Yeah I got twins and one is 7 minutes older and he acts the big brother.
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you gotta nip that poo poo in the bud. schedule a c-section so that the second twin can be born simultaneously
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Foo Diddley posted:you gotta nip that poo poo in the bud. schedule a c-section so that the second twin can be born simultaneously Have the kids inside that time and gravity chamber from DBZ so they’re born in the same moment from our perspective and they get swole as hell
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Pirate Radar posted:Have the kids inside that time and gravity chamber from DBZ so they’re born in the same moment from our perspective and they get swole as hell little lead onesies that you can take off of them when they need to reveal their true power levels
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"We mixed you up a few times as babies and honestly I'm not even sure which of you was originally david and which was tom anymore"
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Foo Diddley posted:you gotta nip that poo poo in the bud. schedule a c-section so that the second twin can be born simultaneously With eighteen months’ notice there’s no excuse.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for causing a scene when my sister (26) stole my pregnancy announcement? I'm sorry. Did your mother give birth to you when she was 5?
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So happy daddy gave mummie and me matching colouring buks for qwismassssss
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Kaiju15 posted:I'm sorry. Did your mother give birth to you when she was 5? A reverse of the “your older sister is actually your mom” family secret situation where your mom turns out to actually be your sister?
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cause we need a new version of Incendies. AITA for banning my sil from babysitting after she put breastmilk in my child’s ears quote:I have a 7 year old daughter, Rose. Rose is prone to ear infections. Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Nov 21, 2023 |
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Hey can we not post an abuse story about an autistic kid? That's emotional abuse. Thanks.
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Randy Travesty posted:Hey can we not post an abuse story about an autistic kid? That's emotional abuse. Thanks. removed, deal. AITA for ignoring my coworker after she told our boss she knew my salary? quote:A couple of weeks ago my coworker (40s F) "Rose" asked me (22F) what my salary was, and we found out I was making more than her even before my raise.
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Cowslips Warren posted:removed, deal. Union rep hat on. YTA. Rose is absolutely correct here and OP (if they’re in the US) needs to actually file a NLRB complaint about being told they’ll fire people for discussing salary because that is one of the most illegal things an employer can do unless they’re managerial which it sounds like they aren’t. ETA: in the comments they say they aren’t US based but there’s very few western countries where this isn’t protected, so I’d be curious to find out where they live Big Bowie Bonanza fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Nov 21, 2023 |
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"actually, i'm in some other country where this is plausible" is a p standard AITA dodge. they don't usually specify which country
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Cowslips Warren posted:removed, deal. Thank you 💖 for real
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Kaiju15 posted:I'm sorry. Did your mother give birth to you when she was 5? I also read that as "I'm closer in age to my mother than I am to my sister", because the alternative reading "I, the older sibling, am closer in age to my mother than my sister is", is both trivial and generally not a thing in terms of shared interests 
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Foo Diddley posted:"actually, i'm in some other country where this is plausible" is a p standard AITA dodge. they don't usually specify which country "There's only 12 accountants in my country so I don't feel comfortable saying which"
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for causing a scene when my sister (26) stole my pregnancy announcement? Titles like that usually go one way, the actual writing told a different story.
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I legitimately don't understand how someone with no income survives, let alone feels comfortable having a child. Like, we do pretty well, but a month or so of no income and things would get pretty dire. I can't even conceive of what life looks like with that as a default state.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I legitimately don't understand how someone with no income survives, let alone feels comfortable having a child. Like, we do pretty well, but a month or so of no income and things would get pretty dire. I can't even conceive of what life looks like with that as a default state. No income and no actual home on top of that. Is their best friend going to let you stay for free with a kid?
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Also the baby's father is not in the picture. But I guess calling it a blessing is better than facing reality. Or maybe she's helping her mom is going to pick up the slack.
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:Union rep hat on. YTA. Rose is absolutely correct here and OP (if they’re in the US) needs to actually file a NLRB complaint about being told they’ll fire people for discussing salary because that is one of the most illegal things an employer can do unless they’re managerial which it sounds like they aren’t. I do agree with this but Rose is an idiot for how she handled things. Different title/role, demanding a raise & doing so in a way that pisses off the boss/your coworkers is NOT the way to endear yourself. It's not hard to say "hey boss, I've been helping with X, Y & Z lately in addition to my normal duties, can we discuss a raise/increase?" without going into full-blown  I DEMAND A RAISE BECAUSE SHE MAKES MORE THAN ME mode.
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Runcible Cat posted:I like the interesting lack of information about how sister discovered her fiancé had (re-)hosed OP. Did OP just come down to breakfast and tearily confess to both of them?
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I legitimately don't understand how someone with no income survives, let alone feels comfortable having a child. Like, we do pretty well, but a month or so of no income and things would get pretty dire. I can't even conceive of what life looks like with that as a default state. When I was growing up I constantly heard stories that were basically "We suffered and sacrificed but it was all worth it in the end" so I can understand younger people coming away from that with the idea that "things will work out somehow"
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