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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

imagine venomancer walking into the middle of the House of Representatives nad popping his ULTIMATE ATTACK - reducing the entire Chamber to 1hp. EASY PICKENS

# ? Nov 22, 2023 00:52

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 10:02

insane clown pussy: Jun 20, 2023

Scarabrae posted:

friggin pornhub presidente

el presidente stuck in washing machine

# ? Nov 22, 2023 00:56

Ytlaya: Nov 13, 2005

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1727084990708523117?t=NmUSIe92tl-1WXtw2gJVfQ&s=19

Tom Cruise really is the last great movie star

I don't understand how Tom Cruise never ages, it is very strange

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:02

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Ytlaya posted:

I don't understand how Tom Cruise never ages, it is very strange

yes i too am confused as to why the actor with $texas and access to a steady supply of "donated" human tissues is ageless

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:03

sd6: Jan 14, 2008; This has all been posted before, and it will all be posted again

Ytlaya posted:

I don't understand how Tom Cruise never ages, it is very strange

By the grace of Xenu

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:03

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

That picture is also at least 5 years old

He's starting to show his age a little bit these days

Starting to look a bit like Kurt Russel

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:07

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Gripweed posted:

I just watched that AOC video and if you genuinely weren't sure if it was real or not you need to give your kids power of attorney and complete control of your finances or else every penny you have will be taken from you by Nigerian princes by the time you're 65

Next you're going to tell us that Ball Taser Guy didn't actually die from being tazed in the balls after he tasered his own balls.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:12

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Smythe posted:

this is why you fail

when I am president, i'm making my lanaya the templar assassin body pillow vice presdient, qop of pain flotus, and Lesale Deathbringer, the Venomancer speaker of the House

alright but visage is my senate President pro tempore b*tch

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:32

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Smythe posted:

imagine venomancer walking into the middle of the House of Representatives nad popping his ULTIMATE ATTACK - reducing the entire Chamber to 1hp. EASY PICKENS

custom mtg ward skin

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:33

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Smythe posted:

imagine venomancer walking into the middle of the House of Representatives nad popping his ULTIMATE ATTACK - reducing the entire Chamber to 1hp. EASY PICKENS

bad news -- they changed his ult

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:35

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

Gripweed posted:

I just watched that AOC video and if you genuinely weren't sure if it was real or not you need to give your kids power of attorney and complete control of your finances or else every penny you have will be taken from you by Nigerian princes by the time you're 65

Lol goons

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:35

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Smythe posted:

imagine venomancer walking into the middle of the House of Representatives nad popping his ULTIMATE ATTACK - reducing the entire Chamber to 1hp. EASY PICKENS

(my friends got me a chris coons bobblehead for $3 to torture me for my birthday tomorrow)

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:39

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

the bobblehead is really generous as to his rear end and general non-euclidean body shape

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:40

PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

https://archive.is/MXxJ1

�There is something of the Versailles court about the Democratic elite.�

Biden can�t spin his way to re-election: The problem is the fundamental Democratic offering, not a failure to communicate

Edit: replaced with an archived version.

PawParole has issued a correction as of 01:44 on Nov 22, 2023

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:40

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

PawParole posted:

https://www.ft.com/content/eb40580d-6039-4d5b-a5c4-c210fc52d892?shareType=nongift

�There is something of the Versailles court about the Democratic elite.�

Biden can�t spin his way to re-election: The problem is the fundamental Democratic offering, not a failure to communicate

not gonna subscribe to the financial times to read this can you just copy/paste

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:41

sonatinas: Apr 15, 2003; Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

Al! posted:

not gonna subscribe to the financial times to read this can you just copy/paste

here ya go

https://archive.ph/MXxJ1

# ? Nov 22, 2023 01:52

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

sonatinas posted:

here ya go

https://archive.ph/MXxJ1

thank you, im old and dumb

i agree with a lot of it except this part

quote:

Biden can claim to have been the best president elected this century: more honourable at home than Trump, less derelict than Barack Obama, with nothing like George W Bush’s Iraq war to his name.

because younger voters are abandoning biden in droves right now because they correctly see that he is facilitating a genocide and parroting obvious lies on behalf of israel

# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:04

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

nothing says "honourable" like proudly spouting lies diminishing the number of kids killed by your holocaust

# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:06

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

stop putting words in people's mouths

Edit: I'm a fool and should have used this one

The Demilich has issued a correction as of 02:31 on Nov 22, 2023

# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:29

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

RealityWarCriminal posted:

bad news -- they changed his ult

WTF

# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:30

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Nichael posted:

(my friends got me a chris coons bobblehead for $3 to torture me for my birthday tomorrow)

lmfaoooooooo

# ? Nov 22, 2023 02:31

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/11/21/biden-hostage-israel-hamas-war-00128351

A couple of impressions from skimming this article:
1. Biden can only think of this half rear end """humanitarian pause""" - if it happens at all - in terms of "vindicating" his "policy" rather than the right loving thing to do because civilians - many of them children - are being killed.

2. Even if a "pause" does happen without Israel continuing to bomb Gaza, I really hope young activists are not fooled and vote for this old bastard because he "accomplished peace". I don't want fighting to stop (or at least for coverage to fade from the news) and then everyone returns to normal like none of this happened.

In fairness, I don't think #2 is going to happen; Zoomer activists are a lot savvier than I think establishment fossils expected. They've seen through media/IDF horseshit and I'm sure they'll see through Genocide Joe's horseshit too.

e: People probably know this, but I welcome a ceasefire if it happens. I still advocate a one state solution where the Israeli apartheid state ceases to exist entirely and its entire senior leadership is hauled before an international court for war crimes.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald has issued a correction as of 03:28 on Nov 22, 2023

# ? Nov 22, 2023 03:02

Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

That's implying Israel will even let a ceasefire happen, which I doubt. Bibi needs this war to keep going.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 03:04

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Israel is 100% not going to honor whatever "pause" is proposed and blame whatever happens on "Hamas".

# ? Nov 22, 2023 03:05

sleep with the vicious: Apr 2, 2010

Luckily that obama advisor is just one bad apple

Vote!

# ? Nov 22, 2023 03:08

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1727072321255424288?t=Yi-Kakpqj6NDNrjyp-f56Q&s=19

"prevent"

# ? Nov 22, 2023 03:09

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1727072321255424288?t=Yi-Kakpqj6NDNrjyp-f56Q&s=19

"prevent"

I really hate this loving weasel language

# ? Nov 22, 2023 03:12

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

digging into that Stuart Seldowitz guy is a deep deep hole

code:

https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/1727084518128197891

quote:

https://www.justice.gov/media/220246/dl?inline

LOL - this guy and his wife rented an apartment in Geneva, apparently double-charged the government for his rent, got investigated by the Inspector General for it, tried to sue the gov for a million dollars, took the case to the Supreme Court, and lost

By "double charged" I mean that it looks like both he and his wife billed the government for the full cost of rent

Tax delinquent too smdh

code:

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1727055249074995634

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State Department telephone directory from 2001. Look who is working on Israel and Palestinian affairs.

code:

https://twitter.com/JohnSutcliffe_/status/1727074728236724603

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He also wrote a book chapter on "The Psychology of Diplomatic Conflict Resolution"--the mind boggles!

code:

https://twitter.com/gumby4christ/status/1727104649541664980

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Seldowitz is the man who first informed Madeleine Albright about Srebrenica.

code:

https://twitter.com/slavomir_YU/status/1727068003798339696

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Usually don't bother with Arnesa's braindead propaganda but this is new low even for [her].

This man was close associate of notoriously pro-serb politician Madeline Albright. He helped Croat government on ethnic cleansing of their serb population (operation storm)

https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/citations/ADA427736

Was present when Storm was presented to Peter Galbraith and obviously involved in further facilitation there.

Sorry sis but he played for your team during Dayton peace process...

The Association for Diplomatic Studies and Training Foreign Affairs Oral History Project AMBASSADOR KARL F. INDERFURTH Interviewed by: Charles Stuart Kennedy Initial Interview date: April 27, 2001 Copyright 2003 ADST

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:04

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

digging into that Stuart Seldowitz guy is a deep deep hole

code:

https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/1727084518128197891

code:

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1727055249074995634

code:

https://twitter.com/JohnSutcliffe_/status/1727074728236724603

code:

https://twitter.com/gumby4christ/status/1727104649541664980

code:

https://twitter.com/slavomir_YU/status/1727068003798339696

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B544fVj1v_s

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:06

SixteenShells: Sep 30, 2021

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Another three administration officials, including one senior official during an on-record interview, said that working to secure the release of hostages, and pause the fighting for four or five days, was simply necessary as Israel�s retaliation against Hamas for the Oct. 7 attack has devastated Gaza and sparked a humanitarian crisis.

"devastated Gaza and sparked a humanitarian crisis" is making me furious

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:20

Numerical Anxiety: Sep 2, 2011; Hello.

Nichael posted:

the bobblehead is really generous as to his rear end and general non-euclidean body shape

If your body is of euclidean shapes, please seek immediate medical attention.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:27

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

RealityWarCriminal posted:

bad news -- they changed his ult

i read the description and the new ult looks sick actually

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:29

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

gradenko_2000 posted:

"prevent"

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:30

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Numerical Anxiety posted:

If your body is of euclidean shapes, please seek immediate medical attention.

perhaps I used the wrong phrase to describe his wretched figure

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:38

duomo: Oct 9, 2007; Soiled Meat

one of the Markey teens got arrested for vandalizing an Israeli defense contractor�s offices

https://twitter.com/pal_actionus/status/1726627349763088478

https://twitter.com/maureencmooney/status/1726717341202002356

# ? Nov 22, 2023 04:40

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

Jeff Fatwood posted:

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Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

PhilippAchtel posted:

We take this short break from your regularly scheduled succ to check in on the libertarians

https://twitter.com/Teh_Snowflake/status/1726573966767350241

Yeah...

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Personal life

Javier Milei has earned the nickname of el Peluca ("The Wig") due to his eccentric hairstyle.[248][249] He has consistently stated that he does not comb his hair, leading to significant press attention;[250] only Lilia Lemoine, vice president of his party and a cosplayer, is able to style his hair.[251]

In May 2022, he stated: "I will not be apologizing for having a penis. I don't have to feel ashamed of being a man, white, blond with light blue eyes."[190]

In 2018, Milei revealed that he was previously estranged from his parents and regarded them as dead.[252] During his 2021 political campaign, he reconciled with both his father and mother.[253] He has always had a close bond with his younger sister, Karina Milei,[254] who managed his election campaigns.[7] Regarding his romantic life, Milei is not married, and said that if elected president, he would have his sister take the role of First Lady;[255] previously, he dated the singer Daniela Mori.[256] In August 2023, he announced that he is dating actress F�tima Fl�rez.[257]

Milei indicated in an October 2017 interview with La Naci�n that he champions free love.[258] On a local television program in June 2020, he disclosed his involvement in several threesomes and his role as a neotantra instructor, describing himself as a tantric sex instructor,[259] claiming to be "capable of remaining three months without ejaculating".[260] In August 2023, The Daily Telegraph characterized him as a "rock singer and tantric sex instructor",[128] while The Guardian referred to him as a "former tantric sex coach".[88] Milei has compared drug use to suicide. He said that he had smoked marijuana only once and said: "I remember laughing a lot."[153]

In July 2023, the journalist Juan Luis Gonz�lez released El Loco, an unauthorized biography of Milei, with whom he held a number of interviews.[41][261][262] The book sought to define the New Right in Argentina, and Gonz�lez said that he could not avoid discussing Milei, including his eccentric personal life, ranging from telepathy and esotericism to speaking with his dead dog to his "God-sent mission" to become Argentina's president.[41][261][262] In the book's preface, Gonz�lez wrote: "With the passing of the months, the interviews, the off-the-record meetings, following invoices, stamps, and paperwork, the work went from being a field one with almost academic edges to a tragicomic thriller, halfway between Raymond Chandler's black noirs and John Kennedy Toole's A Confederacy of Dunces."[41]

Milei is a cosplayer, and has a superhero persona called "General AnCap".[263]

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Religious views

While Milei identifies as Catholic,[264] he has been critical of the Catholic Church under Pope Francis,[265] whom on different occasions he called a "Jesuit who promotes communism", "an unpresentable and disastrous character", as well as "a loving communist", a "communist turd", and a "piece of poo poo", and accused him of "preaching communism to the world" and being "the representative of the evil one on Earth"[44] for promoting the option for the poor, a social justice Catholic doctrine of aid to the underprivileged. As a result, the highest authorities of the Argentine Episcopal Conference and other Catholics criticized him.[266][267] Social justice is considered theft by La Libertad Avanza because it relies on tax revenues, with Milei stating: "Jesus didn't pay taxes." In response, about the then upcoming 2023 elections, Pope Francis said: "The extreme right always reconstructs itself, it is the triumph of selfishness over communitarianism. ... I am terrified of saviours of the nation without a political party history."[268]

Milei cites Biblical passages to criticize the state, which he describes as "an invention of the evil one",[107] and his disdain for the state is such that he puts himself in a radical dilemma: "If I had to choose between the state and the mafia, I would choose the mafia. Because the mafia has codes, the mafia adapts, the mafia doesn't lie. And above all, the mafia competes."[194]

Milei expressed contemplation about converting to Judaism but said that observing the Jewish Sabbath could pose challenges if he were to become president.[251][269][270] In a 2018 Radio El Mundo interview, Milei expressed his belief in the existence of God.[261] He reiterated this belief in 2022 to the journalist Luis Novaresio, who retorted: "How can a guy as pragmatic as you believe in something unverifiable?"[261] Milei responded: "That is your case. Very strong things have happened to me, which exceed any scientific explanation."[261] According to Milei, like Moses he had conversations with God, whom he refers to as "the number 1", who told him that he had the mission of entering politics and not stopping until he became president.[271] He also reads the Torah daily and has visited the grave of Orthodox rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson.[272][273]

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Dogs

Milei is the owner of five English Mastiffs, with the progenitor being Conan, who died in 2017 after suffering from spinal cancer.[41][261][262] He considers Conan his son and has named four of Conan's six clones, including one named after the original and another named Angelito,[274] Milton (in honor of Milton Friedman), Murray (in honor of Murray Rothbard), Robert, and Lucas (both named after Robert Lucas).[275][276] Milei said that he cloned Conan because he understands cloning as "a way of approaching eternity".[262] To do this, he went to a clinic in the United States; the process cost him about $50,000.[262] He has described his dogs as four-legged children and thanked them after his 2023 primary win.[7]

Milei said he had dialogues with the likes of Rothbard and Ayn Rand. In 2015, he cited Conan as a source of inspiration for his writing.[261] About Conan's death in 2017, Milei said that Conan had not really died (he described it as "his physical disappearance" and continued to refer to Conan in the present tense) but had gone to sit next to God to protect him, and that it was thanks to this that he had begun to have talks with God himself.[277] According to Gonz�lez, Milei wrote to a friend in a chat: "I saw the resurrection of Christ three times, but I can't talk about it. They would say I'm crazy."[41] According to various sources consulted by La Naci�n, Milei maintains that he and Conan have a mission that was assigned to them by God and has a mystical story with Conan. He said that he met Conan, who was a lion, as a gladiator in the Roman Colosseum about 2,000 years earlier.[278]

# ? Nov 22, 2023 05:04

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Home for the holidays and watching MSNBC for the first time in a year.

It�s so loving bad you guys. They are simultaneously incredibly smug about getting a fraction of the hostages back yet also SO mad that stopping the fighting in Gaza for ten minutes might cause the genocide to lose steam. Just liars interviewing liars 24/7 occasionally broken up by ads for DUI lawyers and allergy pills that cause anal bleeding. I�m in hell.

# ? Nov 22, 2023 05:38

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Al! posted:

more like UTI

# ? Nov 22, 2023 05:42

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Danann: Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/antoniogm/status/1715386183461507092
https://twitter.com/antoniogm/status/1715387268653797480

# ? Nov 22, 2023 05:47

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