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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Kitties gonna kitty.

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Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

wesleywillis posted:

Kitties gonna kitty.

All that equipment cost the zoo a fortune, and what does it choose to play with?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Big cuddles:
https://i.imgur.com/cAA07Jg.mp4

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
What is a lion's mane for? Just for attracting ladies? The lady seems way more suited for living somewhere hot.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah it's usually the male that gets the flashy showy adaptations to attract mates. There's an evolution reason but I'm too tired to look it up. Manes also protect the neck in ritual combat.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
if you have a housecat that likes to fight and gets to fight, you'll probably notice they get scabs around the mane area, it's a safe area for the aforementioned "ritual combat", when you need to be concerned for your cat is when they get scabs around their tummy and face.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Jippa posted:

What is a lion's mane for? Just for attracting ladies? The lady seems way more suited for living somewhere hot.

Cats fight and hunt by biting the neck. The mane is basically armor against that sort of thing.
The male lion's purpose in life, since it doesn't hunt, is to intimidate and fight other males. The mane helps with that.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Suleman posted:

Cats fight and hunt by biting the neck. The mane is basically armor against that sort of thing.
The male lion's purpose in life, since it doesn't hunt, is to intimidate and fight other males. The mane helps with that.

That's very interesting, cheers.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Suleman posted:

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The male lion's purpose in life, since it doesn't hunt, is to intimidate and fight other males. The mane helps with that.
Also to gently caress.


FTFY

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Kwyndig posted:

Yeah it's usually the male that gets the flashy showy adaptations to attract mates. There's an evolution reason but I'm too tired to look it up. Manes also protect the neck in ritual combat.

They also make males look more massive and thus intimidating.

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

The male lions do actually hunt though. Just less often since it's mostly to feed themselves rather than a communal thing I believe.

So less total deadbeat and more large adult son who pays their own bills but still lives at home.

St_Ides
May 19, 2008
A dark mane is also considered more desirable to female lions. The mane tends to darken as the males age.

Lions are probably the most overrated animal on the planet. They're lazy, dirty bullies who steal the kills of smaller animals rather than doing the work themselves.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

St_Ides posted:

A dark mane is also considered more desirable to female lions. The mane tends to darken as the males age.

Lions are probably the most overrated animal on the planet. They're lazy, dirty bullies who steal the kills of smaller animals rather than doing the work themselves.

They don't even live in the jungle!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




St_Ides posted:

A dark mane is also considered more desirable to female lions. The mane tends to darken as the males age.

Lions are probably the most overrated animal on the planet. They're lazy, dirty bullies who steal the kills of smaller animals rather than doing the work themselves.

Lazy, dirty bullies who steal is pretty much the traditional definition of a king though. Calling them kings of the jungle wasn't a compliment.

St_Ides
May 19, 2008
Yeah, that tracks

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!

St_Ides posted:

A dark mane is also considered more desirable to female lions. The mane tends to darken as the males age.

Lions are probably the most overrated animal on the planet. They're lazy, dirty bullies who steal the kills of smaller animals rather than doing the work themselves.

It differs a little bit by population, but yeah, hyenas are much more successful hunters on average. In the Ngorogoro crater the lions are almost entirely specialized in stealing hyena kills which is very funny to me but probably very annoying for the hyenas.

Have some hyena shnuffling and grumbling:
https://youtube.com/shorts/4uh8nJGGbDI?si=ndD8Fb4wieQXj_0a

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s43mieMMWb1tki7xk.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s3zpkirCxq1wjjp2u.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I would not mess with a cat from lewisham.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/cincinnatizoo/status/1726601750835044839?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A Sometimes Food posted:

So less total deadbeat and more large adult son who pays their own bills but still lives at home.

Dude, you can't call out half the forum like this

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Lookit that handsome devil.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

i'd buy that for a dollar

https://i.imgur.com/0iWDpTo.mp4

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


I liked that when they went to show the rat later in the video they didn't just recycle the footage they actually retagged it and from a different angle so it wouldn't notice.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

i don't even know what it's from i just saw rat_dollar.avi going around

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


repiv posted:

i don't even know what it's from i just saw rat_dollar.avi going around

The latest Last Week Tonight on how horrific dollar stores are.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



repiv posted:

i don't even know what it's from i just saw rat_dollar.avi going around

It's from the latest Last Week Tonight about dollar stores, more specifically the end parody of Dollar General ads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QGOHahiVM&t=1137s

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/vgEIYCT.mp4

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




This must be how elefants look at us when we do something big brained. It's mind bendy to imagine a small hamsters viewpoint on us

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/Z7zkt3F.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

The dog also thinks that scurry kitty is hilarious

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Outdoor cat content warning

https://i.imgur.com/0z4IzFv.mp4

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q6ok1lLODS1vmobp0.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Check out the snoot on this absolute unit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfnwPVjmjo

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



YOU DIED








:3:

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Check out the snoot on this absolute unit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfnwPVjmjo

Borzoi are so weird.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
No rules in tortoise basketball:

https://i.imgur.com/zzuo1Jm.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i love him

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/IbCaNQE.mp4

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mystes
May 31, 2006

It's unfair how cute bears are

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