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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

"He was a sex pest but I could handle it" is a bold stance to take.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Stoatbringer posted:

It tastes vile but a tiny bit applied carefully will numb a toothache as well.

This was also a plot point involving a nazi dentist in the hit Arnold Schwarzenegger movie running man

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Whats a hedrigal

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


A sex pest

Was explained a few posts up

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Whats a hedrigal

A Hungarian-speaking young lady from Hendrichovce.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

Whats a hedrigal

Not much, what's a hedrigal with you?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ziv Zulander posted:

This was also a plot point involving a nazi dentist in the hit Arnold Schwarzenegger movie running man

You mean Marathon Man, I think: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon_Man_(film)

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Defiance Industries posted:

A sex pest

Was explained a few posts up

Wait, I thought he got banned for always talking about sexy fictional lions. Did he creep on a real person or something?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Das Boo posted:

Wait, I thought he got banned for always talking about sexy fictional lions. Did he creep on a real person or something?

SMG would have something to say about this.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Das Boo posted:

Wait, I thought he got banned for always talking about sexy fictional lions. Did he creep on a real person or something?

Posting too horny when people stop you to posting too horny is still being a sex creep. It's low down the list but still on it.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Inceltown posted:

Posting too horny when people stop you to posting too horny is still being a sex creep. It's low down the list but still on it.

Given, I'm ace and real fuckin' bad at reading horny vibes.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
usually an erection is a dead giveaway

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Milo and POTUS posted:

usually an erection is a dead giveaway

I appreciate the clarity of the announcement, as well as the emphasis on the weak point. Men are truly the design of Resident Evil devs.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Improbable Lobster posted:

Clove oil (mixed with alcohol so it doesn't seperate from the water) is a natural anesthesic. A small amount can be used to anesthetize animals that breathe water (like if you're tagging wild fish for a scientific study) and a larger amount will euthanize.

It's a good way to euthanize a lobster before cooking, for example, and if you're careful with the amount you use it won't flavour it.

It's also a good way to control the guy you're torturing through innovative dental techniques to locate your missing blood diamonds.

e: goddammit Pigsfeet

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Maybe one day our brain linked computers will be able to detect how horny we are.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Azza Bamboo posted:

Maybe one day our brain linked computers will be able to detect how horny we are.

BONER DETECTED

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Azza Bamboo posted:

Maybe one day our brain linked computers will be able to detect how horny we are.

they definitely will, but thats only so they can disable your boners unless you pay a monthly subscription fee

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

My Spirit Otter posted:

they definitely will, but thats only so they can disable your boners unless you pay a monthly subscription fee

1x BonerBooster $9.99

3x BonerBoosters $28.99

10x BonerBooster BEST DEAL!!! $44.99

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




They already sell boner subscriptions get with the times

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The day I can't get erect without a pill will probably come after this world makes me lose all sexual desire at this rate.
I'm okay with that.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

History Comes Inside! posted:

They already sell boner subscriptions get with the times



Why yes, my boner is a professional.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's my favourite show! I always tune in to Dr. Boner: Frontier Fuckboi!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Fuckin' my way through the wild west and maybe space.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hear Billy The Kid is quick to anger butt knows how to take things slow.

Doctor Syrup
Apr 7, 2009

By popular demand posted:

That's my favourite show! I always tune in to Dr. Boner: Frontier Fuckboi!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/HWQvGIp.mp4
There’s sound

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



At least the two color lights seem nice when you're away.
Sipping your soy chai latte and postin on how the automobile was a mistake, and a really dumb one.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

This video is giving me intense nostalgia for some reason. Just really beautiful.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nigmaetcetera posted:

This video is giving me intense nostalgia for some reason. Just really beautiful.

Los Angeles goes all out putting up its Christmas lights.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I wish saying cars are bad made me feel good but it does nothing for me unfortunately

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
You can go anywhere in a car.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Even... off road?! :stonk:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
If there isn't a road, it doesn't exist

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

That one car - TURN YOUR loving HEADLIGHTS ON!

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!

History Comes Inside! posted:

They already sell boner subscriptions get with the times



"I'm just gonna let my dick represent itself."

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Captain Hygiene posted:

Even... off road?! :stonk:

Sure. You can also go insane. :haw:

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's the only way to live.

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