Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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RocketRaygun posted:Media Matters is a non-profit, it can't be trusted. NewsGuard is for-profit, it can't be trusted. but we would all really, really like him to lead by example, sadly his "mummy sockpupppet" won't let him. sigh. E: ted snype https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTglujfkhYs
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:32 |
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staberind posted:but we would all really, really like him to lead by example, sadly his "mummy sockpupppet" won't let him. mummy sockpuppet is what he calls his cumsock
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:35 |
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steinrokkan posted:It's such a shame the (((Zuck))) fight didn't happen. Yet let's check back with an elon six mos from now desperate for public admiration on a level unprecedented
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:39 |
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this is indeed a stone cold fact, that chap is desperate for any form of attention.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:42 |
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I swear I can feel every fiber of his desolation and isolation when Musk replies "yeah". That's what you type on the down side of a ketamine macrodose.Flowers for QAnon posted:Cite your sources It was one of those doom and gloom articles about 2024. I think half of this is the media trying to prop Trump up because a close race means lots more campaign ad spending.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:44 |
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Anyone else surprised not a single advertiser has caved since pulling out?
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:44 |
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Rumor has it Zucks going to ambush Muks at the November 30th CurberTork release event and beat him within an inch of his life on live television.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:44 |
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mannerup posted:100% is a nerdcore rap guy he listens to nazi covers of those history rap battle videos
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:45 |
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flubber nuts posted:Rumor has it Zucks going to ambush Muks at the November 30th CurberTork release event and beat him within an inch of his life on live television. Real life needs more wrestling style works
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:48 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Anyone else surprised not a single advertiser has caved since pulling out? I don’t really expect them to come back, but if they paused right before Black Friday and the thanksgiving week, they probably wouldn’t have come back that fast. Besides, most of those companies probably have off all week anyway
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:48 |
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hes big fan of that sabaton song thats about the british getting fuckin murdered by the zulu that glorifies the british
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:49 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Anyone else surprised not a single advertiser has caved since pulling out? They need at least a thin veneer of respectability to give them cover to go back. Twitter ads have always been pretty lovely, and they're reaching less and less people every day. I think a lot of companies were including Twitter in their ad program for the same reason a lot of randos just keep using twitter, momentum. Sure their ads weren't very effective but it's One Of The Big Platforms and it's a small portion of their overall ad spend so might as well keep it going. Elon gave them all a very good reason to announce they're cancelling, with the added bonus of everyone doing it at once so they aren't going to get singled out in some hate brigade that Elon's Chuds send after them. But say they're just suspending for optics and they are looking for an excuse to go back. Musk would have to do something like issue an apology or retraction or make the bare minimum effort of being respectable. Instead he said the companies are against free speech as is raging about suing anyone who points out all the Nazi content. He's just throwing gasoline on the dumpster fire and there's no pretense of decency for them to hide behind going back.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:50 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Anyone else surprised not a single advertiser has caved since pulling out?
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:51 |
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priznat posted:Real life needs more wrestling style works my bets on zuck trojan horsing in the frunk of the 10th cybersex. i mean cybertruck. right when musk thinks its almost over whammo, hes instantly incapacitated by a surprise flying kick to the jaw from facebook man.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:51 |
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flubber nuts posted:a surprise flying kick to the jaw from facebook man. That's why they were so excited about the metaverse legs!
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:54 |
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Thanks to all you debt explainers, it’s still weird but I’m not misunderstanding it and it’s not illegal. Is anyone still in the running for the “pick the date Elon kills twitter / twitter shuts down”? Pretty sure I went 1st April so I was out of it long ago.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 19:57 |
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I just remembered last year's Thanksgiving tweet. I wonder if Elon's gonna pull back for a and try pretending to be a normal human being for a second by posting about flavor symphonies or whatever, or if he'll just keep up the brainless hate boosting all day.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:06 |
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priznat posted:Real life needs more wrestling style works If we desperately have to have a Billionaire Brawl, at this point musk vs vince mcmahon might be more likely
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:07 |
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stop speculating that elon doesn't like music https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/872260000491593728 ok maybe he likes the wine and ambien more, jury's still out
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Anyone else surprised not a single advertiser has caved since pulling out? give it another two weeks and everyone of them will be back, they always are
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:07 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I just remembered last year's Thanksgiving tweet. I wonder if Elon's gonna pull back for a and try pretending to be a normal human being for a second by posting about flavor symphonies or whatever, or if he'll just keep up the brainless hate boosting all day. "I love Thanksgiving Dinner, it makes my heart taste!" -Elon Musk
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:08 |
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There was a vehicle explosion on the US side of the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls. The border crossing was temporarily shut down. It may have been a Tesla https://twitter.com/xXJeped0Xx/status/1727394960897442196?s=20
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:09 |
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ben shapino posted:stop speculating that elon doesn't like music I too am a fan of the "vintage record" genre
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:12 |
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shyduck posted:There was a vehicle explosion on the US side of the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls. The border crossing was temporarily shut down. It may have been a Tesla eye witnesses claim it was ripping down the road at 100mph and then blew up like a fireball genuinely can't believe it could be either a car bomb or a tesla out of control lmfao
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:14 |
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shyduck posted:There was a vehicle explosion on the US side of the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls. The border crossing was temporarily shut down. It may have been a Tesla The universe is not actually funny enough to give us "Suspected terrorist attack was actually a Tesla self destruction" news.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:15 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Tucker's starting to turn into Trump. For as much money as this goober has, you would think he'd be able to afford a haircut. I can cut my own hair better than whatever he's got going on here.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:15 |
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ImpAtom posted:The universe is not actually funny enough to give us "Suspected terrorist attack was actually a Tesla self destruction" news. isn't it though? Have you seen the universe lately?
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:16 |
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the tesla detected what it considered unacceptable levels of woke in canada and decided to kill itself
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:18 |
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or it detected too much water vapor in the air from the water fall and autokilled. "weather too different from CA weather, terminate"
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:22 |
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The NFL gonna be the last ones to leave. https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit...%5Es1_&ref_url=
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:23 |
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ymgve posted:the tesla detected what it considered unacceptable levels of woke in canada and decided to kill itself
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:23 |
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autopilot tried to convert miles to kilometers and it exploded
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:23 |
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E the Shaggy posted:The NFL gonna be the last ones to leave. #sports?
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:25 |
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Elon Musk: Terrorist
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:30 |
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Website dying Hate speech flying Lawsuits lying Telsas frying Everything's comin' up Elon, baby!
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:34 |
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rotinaj posted:His favorite band is this group of white rappers who go by Captain Dan and his Scurvy Crew… https://youtu.be/OtUQNxp02mE?si=t55wfy6xFfJ7Psby Does Sat High still post here? I don't even remember his username anymore. Between this and the TLO Roll Call he'll always be a legend to me.
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:35 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Website dying Don’t forget rocket exploding
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:37 |
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I like how the theories are either terrorism or a Tesla doing Tesla things, and they're both credible edit: one is credible https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1727412513107779929 shyduck fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Nov 22, 2023 |
# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:43 |
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Tesla: "Can I copy your homework?" SpaceX: "Sure just don't make it too obvious"
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:56 |
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rotinaj posted:If we desperately have to have a Billionaire Brawl, at this point musk vs vince mcmahon might be more likely on the one hand, Vince is a fair bit older and more frail on the other, he's a steroid elemental whose brain might even be wormier than Musk's my money's on "whoever loses, we win"
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# ? Nov 22, 2023 20:56 |