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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

I'm even less likely to pay Nathen for a cameo than :rudy: and that dude wants like $500

He may not be king of the grifters, but he's one of the main toadies to him.

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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Escape From Noise posted:

Please! Nathfied! My children! They no smile no more! They need to be entergated by the worlds youngest Garfield franchisee!

Fortuitous or Freudian typo since the gate is $500.

It would be kind of tempting to make him read a script.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Goon Project: We pay to touch the poop.

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
Someone here already got a Cameo from him a while ago, he said something about hoping that SA wasn't a reference to Saudi Arabia.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Whereas now if he made the same Cameo he would go on at great length about how glad he was that SA stood for Saudi Arabia

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Watch this AI man read words about eggs with no understanding at gunpoint.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz7zdAFufB3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
Now with wormholes.#merch #ai #shop #licensee #entertainment #avengers #Hollywood #anime #app #pawpatrol #spiderman #batman #spongebob #onepiece

Also this "Fan" bought a large garfield plush from nathen and has been sending him photos

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1727038365378433274

Busters fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Nov 22, 2023

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Busters posted:

Watch this AI man read words about eggs with no understanding at gunpoint.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz7zdAFufB3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
Now with wormholes.#merch #ai #shop #licensee #entertainment #avengers #Hollywood #anime #app #pawpatrol #spiderman #batman #spongebob #onepiece

Also this "Fan" bought a large garfield plush from nathen and has been sending him photos

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1727038365378433274



How can this endlessly get stupider. It’s like some weird one man unintentionally funny version of the onion.

Eg-ees it’s like a wormhole between the stargates? Does he have a license to use the term Stargate? Maybe through Eg-ees.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Wormhole Eggstreme

chadbear
Jan 15, 2020

that was a long script indeed Nathen

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/Egeezapp/status/1727170034428997960

When I saw this I wondered if the egeez site has been updated at all to appeal to actual businesses.



This was originally Mickey Mouse waffles, right? So he clearly heard Winnie the Pooh is public domain, switched it and used the design of Winnie the Pooh which is NOT public domain.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
question: do the winnie-the-pooh waffles taste like honeyed bear?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I honestly don't know how many people alive would know what bear tastes like.

Edit: Apparently people illegally poach sun bears for food and parts sometimes. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_bear)

Sun bears seem chill :(

dr_rat fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Nov 22, 2023

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

dr_rat posted:

I honestly don't know how many people alive would know what bear tastes like.


Lmao at this city boy pearl clutching

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

dr_rat posted:

I honestly don't know how many people alive would know what bear tastes like.

Edit: Apparently people illegally poach sun bears for food and parts sometimes. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_bear)

Sun bears seem chill :(

more than you’d think but not like loads. people still hunt and eat them though my understanding is the meat is highly variable in terms of desirability

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
Nobody in the history of mankind has ever thought “gee, I wish I was eating some delicious Disney’s ™ Winnie the Pooh waffles right now”

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Ok I'm imagining I'm eating the Disney's Winnie the Pooh officially licensed waffle

What now

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


steinrokkan posted:

Ok I'm imagining I'm eating the Disney's Winnie the Pooh officially licensed waffle

What now

open your eyes

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat
first you eat the winnie

then you make the pooh

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

flubber nuts posted:

open your eyes



Eee, Geez!

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I went to a Russian restaurant in Finland years back, and definitely considered the bear steak. No idea what sort of image it has in Russia, though.
(It was €50, so I didn't.)

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Winnie the Poo Waffle Stomp

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Chunderbucket posted:

Lmao at this city boy pearl clutching

Yes. This is exactly what's happening.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*looks down at bog-standard square waffles* what the gently caress is this

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Bear is a disgusting, greasy meat. All meat from predators is gross imo but bear is especially so

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Captain Yossarian posted:

Bear is a disgusting, greasy meat. All meat from predators is gross imo but bear is especially so

"greasy meat" generally comes down to how it's cooked, though.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I dunno man I would never have ordered it myself but I tried somebody else's whale steak in Iceland and that poo poo was good. Maybe sea predators do not count though

As far as land predators I think alligator (well land-ish) and rattlesnake are the only ones I have eaten and they were like, fine, but yeah certainly nothing I need to eat again

There is a place in Japan that specializes in bear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpWwTAJrkQE

I definitely would have ordered the filly steak in Iceland but my friend who grew up riding horses told me he would literally jump over the table and murder me. Still contemplated it

How is this related to GarfieldEATS? Because killing and cooking literally any animal is preferable to Nathen Mazri preparing your meal

Edit: O.K. except, ironically, cat; nobody eat cats!!! I will be very mad!!!

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Escape From Noise posted:

Yes. This is exactly what's happening.

This is a gamey bear steak household and that's how we like it, Escape From Noise.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Even the greasiest copyright attorneys and marketing analysis don't get has horned up about "licensing" as Nathen does. It's like he's a capitalism addict. He had one brief spanking by the invisible hand of the free market, and now he spends all day begging Daddy Warbucks for more.

He has no idea that flooding the world with cheap products with [BRAND] slapped on it just devalues the brand.

Lucky, I think everyone on earth can smell the desperation on him, and Eggez will never be a thing. God help us if he tricks some weak brand, or discovers public domain.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Mickey Mouse waffles are a thing because Mickey has an iconic silhouette made of circles, is a Winnie The Pooh waffle shaped like a generic public domain teddy bear head? Because if so it's going to look pretty much identical to a Mickey waffle and that's probably a shape Disney's trademarked.

Of course it doesn't really matter since Winnie The Pooh waffles are not and never have been a thing.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Knormal posted:

Mickey Mouse waffles are a thing because Mickey has an iconic silhouette made of circles, is a Winnie The Pooh waffle shaped like a generic public domain teddy bear head? Because if so it's going to look pretty much identical to a Mickey waffle and that's probably a shape Disney's trademarked.

Of course it doesn't really matter since Winnie The Pooh waffles are not and never have been a thing.

also like.

pooh waffles. that's gotta be tougher marketing surely

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Knormal posted:

Of course it doesn't really matter since Winnie The Pooh waffles are not and never have been a thing.
https://www.hollandbabyshop.com/Lotus-Winnie-the-Pooh-waffle

IF YOU BUILD AN ENTERGAGING PLATFORM THEY WILL COME LICENSE IT

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Knormal posted:

Mickey Mouse waffles are a thing because Mickey has an iconic silhouette made of circles, is a Winnie The Pooh waffle shaped like a generic public domain teddy bear head? Because if so it's going to look pretty much identical to a Mickey waffle and that's probably a shape Disney's trademarked.

Of course it doesn't really matter since Winnie The Pooh waffles are not and never have been a thing.

So is the value proposition eGeez ostensibly offers the idea that he’d be the middle man between the IP holder and the company they use as a subcontractor to produce their official merch? Why would a company outsource that versus handling it in-house, so the middleman isn’t enabling bootleggers on the side by passing along specifications and trade secrets to them? Why is he so profoundly alienated yet sweaty and desperate for approval?* Why is he so entergaging in spite of all of this?

* Pretty sure this is just the magic of personality disorders, but still!

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

MassRafTer posted:

When I saw this I wondered if the egeez site has been updated at all to appeal to actual businesses.



>look up article
>article was written three years ago

https://www.licenseglobal.com/retail-news-trends/egeez-aims-be-amazon-licensing

EDIT:

also I found this article from another licensing industry website, written earlier in the month
https://www.licensingmagazine.com/2020/10/08/egeez-the-first-tech-driver-e-commerce-site/

JAnon fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Nov 22, 2023

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


A magazine for the licenseing industry probably doesn't have much to write about.
Deals are probably behind closed doors until they're public knowledge

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
It's still amazing he's trying to create some go to marketplace for licensed I.P holders, while constantly committing I.P theft.

Like he seems to 100% not understand why that may be an issue.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

JAnon posted:

also I found this article from another licensing industry website, written earlier in the month
https://www.licensingmagazine.com/2020/10/08/egeez-the-first-tech-driver-e-commerce-site/

quote:

Egeez’s have Happiness Account Managers in every continent today onboarding official licensed products around the clock from North America to India, Europe, Asia and Middle East

uhuh

I also like that the totally awesome quote from the esteemed License Global Magazine is just one of Nathen’s fever dreams he told them.

“Nathen said it would be awesome”
- License R Us

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



JAnon posted:

>look up article
>article was written three years ago

https://www.licenseglobal.com/retail-news-trends/egeez-aims-be-amazon-licensing

EDIT:

also I found this article from another licensing industry website, written earlier in the month
https://www.licensingmagazine.com/2020/10/08/egeez-the-first-tech-driver-e-commerce-site/

That second article is absolutely one of Nathens dumb AI articles. It's hilarious but also really sad. But mostly hilarious because he's a rich failson who is so desperate for relevance he keeps loving the corpse of GarfieldEats as if anyone cares*

*besides this thread.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

dr_rat posted:

It's still amazing he's trying to create some go to marketplace for licensed I.P holders, while constantly committing I.P theft.

Like he seems to 100% not understand why that may be an issue.

1) he’s too small for them to care about
And (most importantly)
2) he’s not actually making any money off of their IP(s)

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
I ate some bear because my cousin was behind another truck which hit and killed one, and he absconded with it and butchered it. Black bear.

it was greasy and not very great and seems like a thing you survived on before pop-tarts existed

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
yo poptarts are what's up, i like smores. brown cinnamon is also a classic

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