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i finally bought some earbuds for the gym (because headphones are dorky i guess?) and i'm about 50/50 on whether they're gonna be cool or just give me a giant panic attack because my ears feel wrong and overwhelmed  
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Nov 23, 2023 15:16
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I assume spatchcocking is a thing only top chefs and cannibals know about
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Nov 23, 2023 15:21
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Wait why isn't the plural "cheves"
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Nov 23, 2023 15:39
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Ruby Gloom posted:i finally bought some earbuds for the gym (because headphones are dorky i guess?) and i'm about 50/50 on whether they're gonna be cool or just give me a giant panic attack because my ears feel wrong and overwhelmed I can't do/enjoy earbuds for the reasons you list. Also, as a germaphobe, I dislike sticking things in my ear.
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Nov 23, 2023 15:43
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TIP posted:also my mom may have invited some weird kid from her work to dinner and I'm really hoping not Sounds like a set up, it’s possible you may be expected to intercourse this young man.
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Nov 23, 2023 15:48
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redshirt posted:I can't do/enjoy earbuds for the reasons you list. Also, as a germaphobe, I dislike sticking things in my ear. well i did some research before buying and these ones have the "hear through" feature which seems to cut down on the weird ear isolation feeling and they also work with just one bud so 
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Nov 23, 2023 15:49
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Happy Thanksgiving / Ambiguous Holiday Greetings to the 5kpt May your turkey be spatchcocked and horseshoe sandos be liberally jizzed
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Nov 23, 2023 15:57
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bagmonkey posted:ugh we nbeed a new thread title Look around friend. The new thread title was within you the whole time. bagmonkey posted:jizz toast with fries and a coors light in a guinness pint please
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Nov 23, 2023 16:01
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Also, I think my first posts on this site were discussing horrible regional sandwich variations. Funny how the holidays make you get all nostalgic.
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Nov 23, 2023 16:02
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In further news, a lady I work with invited me to her Thanksgiving dinner with her family because I don't have any family of my own nearby. Sounds like her son is some ginger dickhead, but I guess he's pretty good at cooking turkeys. I just hope I'm not expected to intercourse him.
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Nov 23, 2023 16:06
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Prof. Crocodile posted:In further news, a lady I work with invited me to her Thanksgiving dinner with her family because I don't have any family of my own nearby. Sounds like her son is some ginger dickhead, but I guess he's pretty good at cooking turkeys. I just hope I'm not expected to intercourse him. >steal dog
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Nov 23, 2023 16:08
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good morning fam! had a productive day so far, gotta call mom to find out when she needs me. i keep threatening to bring my 22lb Turkey to Thanksgiving!!! 
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Nov 23, 2023 16:33
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No bonus this year I guess despite an increase in work load since last year... Edit: nevermind I actually am getting one. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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Nov 23, 2023 17:10
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bagmonkey posted:good morning fam! had a productive day so far, gotta call mom to find out when she needs me. i keep threatening to bring my 22lb Turkey to Thanksgiving!!!   
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Nov 23, 2023 17:15
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Its ready. Waiting. Lurking.  Spatchcocked
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Nov 23, 2023 17:29
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Is that an eating turkey or a loving Turkey
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Nov 23, 2023 17:37
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Happy T-giving
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Nov 23, 2023 17:56
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Cats love it!
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Nov 23, 2023 17:57
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Escape From Noise posted:The real.trick to cooking turkey is swapping it out for something good IMHO. I agree! That's why my family is having lasagna
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Nov 23, 2023 17:58
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bird with big dick posted:Is that an eating turkey or a loving Turkey Y..yes…?
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Nov 23, 2023 17:59
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i think we need to see the original 22lb turkey (free) next to common household objects so we can gauge the size of it
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Nov 23, 2023 17:59
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Ruby Gloom posted:i think we need to see the original 22lb turkey (free) next to common household objects so we can gauge the size of it Little tiny corns for scale
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Nov 23, 2023 18:52
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Holy poo poo that's a great cat.
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Nov 23, 2023 19:00
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Its ready. Waiting. Lurking. :spatchcock:
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Nov 23, 2023 19:02
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A one day only sale.
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Nov 23, 2023 22:56
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drat, too bad someone ran over your turkey, I hope you can salvage something from it
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Nov 23, 2023 23:12
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TIP posted:drat, too bad someone ran over your turkey, I hope you can salvage something from it You've been hit by, you've been spatchcocked by, a smooth criminal.
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Nov 23, 2023 23:14
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I am thankful I no longer work in retail. This is my first holiday season not working retail in over a decade. It's been about 80% less stress already.
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Nov 23, 2023 23:15
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I am thankful I no longer work in retail. the pill robot would like to speak to your manager dorkus
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Nov 23, 2023 23:19
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I am thankful I no longer work in retail. Congrats!
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Nov 23, 2023 23:19
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Ruby Gloom posted:the pill robot would like to speak to your manager dorkus The robot does need a lot of attention but solving its problems is 1000% better than any random customer interaction (especially because if something is really wrong, I call someone to fix it and I don't have to deal with it myself)
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Nov 23, 2023 23:33
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Moonlight (which is reflected sunlight) shining on my truck, reflecting light in a line on the ice in the driveway, and there to my eye, to my mind. And then to you.
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Nov 23, 2023 23:41
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I agree! That's why my family is having lasagna Happy Thanksgiving, Garfield!
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Nov 24, 2023 00:04
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Holy poo poo that's a great cat.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:09
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I went to my mom’s family earlier in the day and my dad’s side later and I’ve eaten way too much turkey and ham and may explode
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Nov 24, 2023 00:10
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Gobble my spatchcock, u dorks!
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Nov 24, 2023 00:13
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Prof. Crocodile posted:In further news, a lady I work with invited me to her Thanksgiving dinner with her family because I don't have any family of my own nearby. Sounds like her son is some ginger dickhead, but I guess he's pretty good at cooking turkeys. I just hope I'm not expected to intercourse him. perfect
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Nov 24, 2023 00:24
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google suggested an article about how to communicate with gen z so I'm sharing here to help all of youquote:The big picture: Gen Z's internet-driven vocabulary isn't typically decoded by a dictionary — but older relatives may still want to be hip at the kids' table. make sure to use at least one or two in every sentence when you're talking to the youths TIP fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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Nov 24, 2023 00:29
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for example "drat pookie, that bussy is bussin"
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Nov 24, 2023 00:32
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I think it's okay to just admit you're old and communicate with them like a human being. Maybe.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:35
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