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Biggest disappointment of 2023?
The Dallas Cowboys (gently caress 'em)
The New York Giants
The Philadephia Eagles
The Washington Washingtons
Myself for watching NFC East Clownball
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aarstar
Mar 7, 2004
Cowards…

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Lol Dallas has a full game's worth of penalty yards in the first 12 minutes

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Dak is throwing darts tonight

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Get a good look at Sam Howell. He’s awesome when his o line is not getting him killed.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

Get a good look at Sam Howell. He’s awesome when his o line is not getting him killed.

He holds the ball way too long

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Cartoon Man posted:

Get a good look at Sam Howell. He’s awesome when his o line is not getting him killed.

he's getting himself killed a lot

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


blarzgh posted:

He holds the ball way too long

Yeah but it’s no where near as bad as earlier in the season. He’s getting better game by game. Like this season is a bust regardless what happens here today. But a new coach and an upgrade on the o line and we’re going places.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

indigi posted:

Dak is throwing darts tonight

That Lazer to Furgeson for 35 yrs was Fuckin Inspirational

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Washington clownballed the Cowboys to that score

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

blarzgh posted:

Dallas has officially won the 2023 Thanksgiving Uniform Championship, those WSH unis are fuckin terrible

https://twitter.com/peet2/status/1727810499159453992?t=-par6dGFXm2Uhr_o4igoBA&s=19

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dolly

:allears:

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish
America's Sweetheart playing alongside America's Team.


:swoon:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Give her the drat Super Bowl halftime show instead of whatever clown act they got now that I can’t be hosed to google up.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Cartoon Man posted:

Yeah but it’s no where near as bad as earlier in the season. He’s getting better game by game. Like this season is a bust regardless what happens here today. But a new coach and an upgrade on the o line and we’re going places.

I can't think of an example of a QB who took too many sacks from holding onto the ball and managed to correct that behavior. hopefully Sam is the first

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Cartoon Man posted:

Give her the drat Super Bowl halftime show instead of whatever clown act they got now that I can’t be hosed to google up.

Usher.

Also, Dolly doing the halftime show would result in yet another “Simpsons predicting the future” moment, so I’m for it.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
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Howell sucks

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
How are the Cowboys not up 49 to 10 by now. We suck and we just traded away all of our pass rushers.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


predicto posted:

How are the Cowboys not up 49 to 10 by now. We suck.

Same reason the eagles barely beat the cowboys?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
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yeah Howell just sucks

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

indigi posted:

yeah Howell just sucks

Nah. He’s a baller. He’s got most yards for a reason.

He also has no offensive line and is the most sacked qb in the league.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
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he has the most yards because he has so many attempts. sacks are a QB stat. he's sacked or picked/fumbles every 11th play, and makes a bad decision every 3rd. he'll be a solid backup for 8 seasons

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006
Dak's MVP campaign rolls on.

Dallas still America's team.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

You have got to be kidding me.

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006

MrMojok posted:

You have got to be kidding me.

How carved can this turkey get?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Happy Thanksgiving from the Dallas Cowboys, the most entertaining team in the division

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shinjobi posted:

Happy Thanksgiving from the Dallas Cowboys, the most entertaining team in the division

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The only thing good that can come from this shitshow is some people finally getting fired. gently caress me do it NOW!

Chillmatic
Jul 25, 2003

always seeking to survive and flourish

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I'm thankful this Thanksgiving River Ronny is going to be out of a job at the end of the season if not before his plane lands in DC.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

predicto posted:

How are the Cowboys not up 49 to 10 by now. We suck and we just traded away all of our pass rushers.

Lol, spoke too soon

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Eagles in Arlington will be real good

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

predicto posted:

Lol, spoke too soon

Also the username/post combo!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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Now sporting 7 wins of 20 points or more, the 2023 Dallas Cowboys now join the following teams to have 7 or more such victories in a single season:

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Dak’s TD-INT ratio is now… 23-6?!!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Water wet. Cowboys beat poo poo teams.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

davecrazy posted:

Water wet. Cowboys beat poo poo teams.

All good team beat poo poo teams, but Dallas is doing it in historical fashion

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_I-bSwBtL4
A Christmas special teaching all the children of the Delaware Valley the meaning of the season it's gently caress The Cowboys

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