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the lying hapsburgs have been very unfair to me
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Nov 24, 2023 06:11
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I like the parts of War and Peace where Tolstoy calls out Napoleon as a stupid lucky bitch. Powerful Mao: The Unknown Story vibes.
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dr_rat posted:I really don't like Snyder, but honestly it was a great reply in that it did exactly what it was intended to do, stop the conversation in a very diplomatic way. I'm reasonably sure Snyder knew it included him, but just wisely didn't want the argument, as would be one of those arguing, just by arguing you look bad. QUEER FRASIER posted:I was excited for Napoleon until I read that the NYT’s movie critic loved it and thoight the portrayal of napoleon would be familiar to people tired of dealing with trump’s antics lmao
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Nov 24, 2023 06:25
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the Napoleon cuck film
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Nov 24, 2023 06:28
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MeatwadIsGod posted:Haven't seen Napoleon yet and probably won't until the 4-hour cut is released, but I agree with whomever said itt that the best bio-pics are those that have contempt for their subject matter (see: I'm Not There) You will like Napoleon then.
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will not be seeing napoleon as i have already watched bill and teds excellent adventure like six times
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ram dass in hell posted:will not be seeing napoleon as i have already watched bill and teds excellent adventure like six times
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Nov 24, 2023 07:20
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QUEER FRASIER posted:I was excited for Napoleon until I read that the NYT’s movie critic loved it and thoight the portrayal of napoleon would be familiar to people tired of dealing with trump’s antics lmao Difference is Napoleon actually rewarded loyalty, I'm pretty sure
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Nov 24, 2023 07:37
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make a toussaint louverture or jean jacques dessalines biopic without turning it into a dumb lib thing
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Echo Chamber posted:make a toussaint louverture or jean jacques dessalines biopic without turning it into a dumb lib thing 
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Echo Chamber posted:make a toussaint louverture or jean jacques dessalines biopic without turning it into a dumb lib thing Supposedly Danny Glover's been trying to get a Haitian Revolution movie made his whole career but obviously no studio wants to fund it
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Nov 24, 2023 08:36
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the budget is $10m to casting, staffing and expenses, $100m to reparation payments to france
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Nov 24, 2023 08:38
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this one's dece, thanks bing
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Nov 24, 2023 08:39
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Nov 24, 2023 08:40
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indigi posted:there is no coherent reading of Napoleon's life where he isn't an insecure and petty little poo poo, and probably unlikable, but that doesn't in any way diminish his nearly unrivaled political and military achievements. he's on a tier where the only other members are Genghis Khan and Cyrus. if you want to be generous, you can throw in Alexander and Muhammad. You don't invade and conquer other countries if you're a perfectly aane person. Svein Forked Beard for example probably conquered England, Danmark, Sweden and Norway because he had daddy issues.
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I watched the Napoleon movie and I feel like the thing that will stick with me the most is Napoleon’s horny noises. Like, the noises he make when we wants to have sex with his wife.
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i say swears online posted:the lying hapsburgs have been very unfair to me crooked count metternich wants to send me to elba folks! little tiny elba! not very nice!
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Nov 24, 2023 10:58
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are you still a believer in Cult of the Supreme Being? because at 28, that’s marginal, right?
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i say swears online posted:the lying hapsburgs have been very unfair to me https://twitter.com/EduardHabsburg/status/1727205831265939639 the napoleon kid doesn't seem to be on twitter. but it looks like there's a new napoleon born last year, maybe he'll tweet endlessly about past glory someday.
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Broadlybrowsing posted:I watched the Napoleon movie and I feel like the thing that will stick with me the most is Napoleon’s horny noises. Like, the noises he make when we wants to have sex with his wife. Mahp Mahp Mahp
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Nov 24, 2023 12:32
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Jack hammering my wife for fifteen seconds while we're both fully clothed then congratulating myself on my good work that will surely get me an heir
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Nov 24, 2023 12:35
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The best sex scenes involve references to the Bhagavad Gita.
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Clip-On Fedora posted:Jack hammering my wife for fifteen seconds while we're both fully clothed then congratulating myself on my good work that will surely get me an heir This is how you know the guy is barely even French
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Precambrian Video Games posted:
I can't he died in a motorcycle crash last year
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Broadlybrowsing posted:I watched the Napoleon movie and I feel like the thing that will stick with me the most is Napoleon’s horny noises. Like, the noises he make when we wants to have sex with his wife. that feels like it would be the one historically accurate detail that ridley scott made sure to put into the movie even if historians say it's false they will find a letter hidden away somewhere in 5 years and it will say some poo poo about boney making his little noises
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Precambrian Video Games posted:
Sorry. What I meant to say was, The Departed is like if Infernal Affairs was good
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Durf posted:Napoleon's tomb is very cool and insane and a fitting tribute to his life it's so goofy and cringe when they portray George Washington like this but it works for Napoleon
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War and Pieces posted:it's so goofy and cringe when they portray George Washington like this but it works for Napoleon Napoleon wasn't pretending to be humble.
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Whirling posted:TrueAnon goes into how pervasive sex-related blackmailing as a strategy seems to be in the intelligence agencies and political bodies of the world, and it feels like frats and sororities are training people to be adjusted to that situation. thinking about how when trump was first told about the piss tape thing by spooks he barely even noticed because it sounded like an example of something that was obviously made up and that his learning in subsequent months that this was actually a very serious intelligence briefing he was supposed to be paying attention to and it was dereliction of duty for him to blow it off was probably a major factor in trump turning hard against the entire concept of the deep state during his presidency having barely ever even thought about it during the campaign
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Nov 24, 2023 18:47
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Mola Yam posted:https://twitter.com/EduardHabsburg/status/1727205831265939639 Game of thrones isn't historical fiction goddamn
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A Buttery Pastry posted:you won't get a genghis khan biopic if you don't support the other movies in the bill and ted cinematic universe we need a limited series about sir james martin and the faith no more spiritual and theological center
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Nov 24, 2023 18:55
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Blood Boils posted:Game of thrones isn't historical fiction goddamn
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A Buttery Pastry posted:it's an extremely unfaithful adaption of Historiae Romanae and Historia Augusta actually I thought it was based on the War of the Roses, with Starks and Lannisters being House Lancaster and York and Westeros literally being inverted British Isles.
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