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haveblue posted:An ostrich with a guy riding it, which I’m pretty sure you can’t actually do because they’re not strong enough Clearly you haven't seen the Swiss Family Robinson
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You cna ride Dodrio, Pokémon wouldn't lie to me.
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haveblue posted:An ostrich with a guy riding it, which I’m pretty sure you can’t actually do because they’re not strong enough You absolutely can ride an ostrich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu8JB3XX4OI
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Huh, you learn something every day Specifically I learned that I have to update my vacation plans
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Omg We ladies should do it, we are lighter.... How FUN
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Pekinduck posted:I'm not a machinist but would the heat mess with the lathe's trueness or whatever you call it? That lathe is toast
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haveblue posted:Huh, you learn something every day I recommend going to Australia, cassowaries are the same and are eager to take you for a ride 
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Nenonen posted:I recommend going to Australia, cassowaries are the same and are eager to take you for a ride Don't forget the Emus, they love people running up behind them
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Precisions machines famously love being on fire ans unevenly heated. Makes them stronger, more powerful. Kinda like the trees that survive wildfires.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Don't forget the Emus, they love people running up behind them
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Not as warped as the operators will be after feasting on chicken smoked in cutting oil and assorted metal particulates
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haveblue posted:An ostrich with a guy riding it, which I’m pretty sure you can’t actually do because they’re not strong enough Like everyone else said, you can absolutely ride an ostrich. I did it in South Africa. We were supposed to have an ostrich egg for breakfast while on my safari, but it never materialized. I think it could feed like a dozen people. Super high in cholesterol though. Ostriches are strong as gently caress. I weigh over 150 pounds.
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Pekinduck posted:4. Call the company that does hazmat pickup, find the boss of the guy who picked up the bottle and tell them the guy needs to pick up bottles more carefully. Reminds me of a video from a while back (that I can't for the life of me find again) about corporate training, new guy is made to take one of the multiple-choice quizzes with blatantly obvious options like "stay sober, be nice to colleagues, etc." and instead picks all of the absurd ones like "get drunk on a worknight, hit on your colleagues, antagonize the cops" while everyone else in the office is looking over his shoulder, completely stunned.
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PurpleXVI posted:Reminds me of a video from a while back (that I can't for the life of me find again) about corporate training, new guy is made to take one of the multiple-choice quizzes with blatantly obvious options like "stay sober, be nice to colleagues, etc." and instead picks all of the absurd ones like "get drunk on a worknight, hit on your colleagues, antagonize the cops" while everyone else in the office is looking over his shoulder, completely stunned. Is this the one that escalates to murder?
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Platystemon posted:Is this the one that escalates to murder? Someone does die and there's an armed standoff with the cops(in the training video), yes.
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Yeah there are too many sincere workplace training video results to find it again.
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LifeSunDeath posted:anyway: 
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In fairness they might have used the bags they bought the cement in as sandbags, but on yhe other hand that seems unlikely.
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I can’t unsee the goatman. My monitor is on, thanks.
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PurpleXVI posted:Reminds me of a video from a while back (that I can't for the life of me find again) about corporate training, new guy is made to take one of the multiple-choice quizzes with blatantly obvious options like "stay sober, be nice to colleagues, etc." and instead picks all of the absurd ones like "get drunk on a worknight, hit on your colleagues, antagonize the cops" while everyone else in the office is looking over his shoulder, completely stunned. COMPLIANCE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ
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You are a champion. THANK YOU.
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PurpleXVI posted:You are a champion. THANK YOU. I actually have it in my browser's bookmarks because I rewatch it like once a month, and it's drat near impossible to find if you don't know some really goofy keywords.
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This is genuinely actually just fine. It's the same as using big stones or better if you hammer rebar through the bags
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Since Twitter is censoring this now: truck driver with a tanker full of acid has some kind of incident and decides to deal with it by opening some kind of overflow hatch while standing right next to it. Might be  but there's no gore or visible death in the videohttps://twitter.com/darkprincefrost/status/1725338821544272217 Sirotan fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Nov 24, 2023 |
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SALE! SALE! SALE! Everything has GOT to GO!
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PurpleXVI posted:Reminds me of a video from a while back (that I can't for the life of me find again) about corporate training, new guy is made to take one of the multiple-choice quizzes with blatantly obvious options like "stay sober, be nice to colleagues, etc." and instead picks all of the absurd ones like "get drunk on a worknight, hit on your colleagues, antagonize the cops" while everyone else in the office is looking over his shoulder, completely stunned. The annually required DOD cybersecurity training used to be structured with a "blue team" and a "red team" score, where correct answers would get points for blue and wrong answers would get points for red. The thing is, you'd still get your completion certificate at the end no matter what your score was, so I would try to max out the red score by answering like a cross between Robert Hanssen and a chimpanzee on meth. Strange email with a .exe attachment? Better run it to see if it's dangerous before I forward it on to everyone. Janet asks if I want to grab lunch? Call security and pull the fire alarm. They've since changed it so you have to answer correctly in order to progress. 
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Thank god Bernie Sanders survived.
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Platystemon posted:I can’t unsee the goatman. Someone add ring and add it to the jerkit thread ASAP.
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Pekinduck posted:I'm not a machinist but would the heat mess with the lathe's trueness or whatever you call it? yes the ways that the tool carriage rides on are absolutely hosed now they probably were before, if you've got a clapped out longboi that's not economical to restore may as well have some fun with it
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Harry_Potato posted:Someone add ring and add it to the jerkit thread ASAP. ahem
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Wingnut Ninja posted:The annually required DOD cybersecurity training used to be structured with a "blue team" and a "red team" score, where correct answers would get points for blue and wrong answers would get points for red. The thing is, you'd still get your completion certificate at the end no matter what your score was, so I would try to max out the red score by answering like a cross between Robert Hanssen and a chimpanzee on meth. Strange email with a .exe attachment? Better run it to see if it's dangerous before I forward it on to everyone. Janet asks if I want to grab lunch? Call security and pull the fire alarm. I loved that one, you could just go fully down the idiocy rabbithole. If SERE100 wasn't 8 hours and logged your pass/fails permanently I wish I could have done it with that CBT too.
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Sirotan posted:Since Twitter is censoring this now: truck driver with a tanker full of acid has some kind of incident and decides to deal with it by opening some kind of overflow hatch while standing right next to it. Might be Well we all know how this ends.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://x.com/natlparkservice/status/1727323500178755762?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg
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Sirotan posted:Since Twitter is censoring this now: truck driver with a tanker full of acid has some kind of incident and decides to deal with it by opening some kind of overflow hatch while standing right next to it. Might be that dude got melted like the dude at the end of robocop e,c: 
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LifeSunDeath posted:that dude got melted like the dude at the end of robocop There were absolutely zero casualties! https://m.gmw.cn/2023-11/14/content_1303570257.htm "After investigation, the tanker in the video was a vehicle of a hazardous chemicals transportation company in Wuji County. The transported cargo was "water purifier" (ferric chloride, a corrosive substance), and it was loaded with 30 tons. At around 7 a.m., the vehicle was traveling from south to north to a location 500 meters southbound from the Gaocheng East Expressway exit. Smoke-like gas leaked from the valve on the top of the vehicle. When the escort came forward to check the cause, the valve was opened and columnar gas was sprayed out. No casualties were caused."
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CainFortea posted:There were absolutely zero casualties! There's no way in hell that had anything to do with ferric chloride. The escaping gas was NO2 without any doubt. The official statement is nonsense and likely a cover story. More likely is that it was transporting liquified N2O4 for a defense-related project and they don't want to reveal any actual information about what it was doing.
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Deteriorata posted:There's no way in hell that had anything to do with ferric chloride. The escaping gas was NO2 without any doubt. The official statement is nonsense and likely a cover story. I do not believe the cover story. I was just posting it so other people could see how silly the cover story was.
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