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linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.

Entorwellian posted:

It ended up being a $300,000 Bentley being driven by a NYC businessman and his wife to see the [cancelled] KISS concert in Canada. He had a "medical issue" which lead to the crash.

lmao finding out that a $300k luxury car is a mobile bomb. Also KISS would have been proud, given that their most famous song is about a fan fatally crashing his car to see a KISS concert.

Lol is this true

I want it to be true

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Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



linoleum floors posted:

Lol is this true

I want it to be true

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/22/us/niagara-falls-rainbow-bridge/index.html

edit: last I read it was due to a "medical issue" but now this came up: https://www.drive.com.au/news/2018-2021-bentley-continental-gt-and-flying-spur-recalled/

Entorwellian has issued a correction as of 17:51 on Nov 23, 2023

Glimpse
Jun 5, 2011


medical issue was probably just speculation anyway. I like to think that they were depressed that the concert was canceled and lost a bunch of money at the casino and decided to do an Evel Knievel.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Glimpse posted:

medical issue was probably just speculation anyway. I like to think that they were depressed that the concert was canceled and lost a bunch of money at the casino and decided to do an Evel Knievel.

they got the disastrous crash part of the Knievel right

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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Fan Club



Glimpse posted:

medical issue was probably just speculation anyway. I like to think that they were depressed that the concert was canceled and lost a bunch of money at the casino and decided to do an Evel Knievel.

it was cancelled right before doors opened lol

so they were racing and died thinking they were missing their chance at seeing Gene Simmons cash cow pop rock poo poo

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Entorwellian posted:

It ended up being a $300,000 Bentley being driven by a NYC businessman and his wife to see the [cancelled] KISS concert in Canada. He had a "medical issue" which lead to the crash.

lmao finding out that a $300k luxury car is a mobile bomb. Also KISS would have been proud, given that their most famous song is about a fan fatally crashing his car to see a KISS concert.

loving lmao

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
this is so loving absurd im more convinced than ever that covid has completely destroyed peoples brains

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

RBC posted:

this is so loving absurd im more convinced than ever that covid has completely destroyed peoples brains

It wouldn't shock me. I don't know how many times I had it, at least twice. I'm convinced I've experienced mild to moderate personality changes, I have a far harder time controlling my anger. However I can't separate that out from what an awful time I had and that might have just made me an angrier person.

crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008
turns out Toronto Police Service can do something other than shrug their shoulders as long as the victims are the windows of the flagship store of indigo

or as Jesse Brown would put it: a "Jewish-owned bookstore"

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
he died of afluenza

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
The most absurd part of this is it being a KISS show. Surely the last time they had an entertaining concert was over 20 years ago? They're in their 70s for god's sake.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



i cant imagine being frail rear end Paul Stanley and having to stand and play a guitar for an hour, sounds like torture.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Do you think the family will invite KISS to the funeral?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

angerbot posted:

Do you think the family will invite KISS to the funeral?

Or bury remains in the officially license Kiss Coffin?

crispyseaweed
Sep 21, 2008
https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1728278312491831744

@TorontoStar
Early Wednesday, police raided a townhouse, reportedly looking for a man they allege vandalized a Toronto bookstore. The problem? The man in question moved out the home more than a year ago. How a police raid left these Toronto housemates terrified

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/a-police-raid-left-these-toronto-housemates-terrified-the-man-police-sought-moved-out-20/

Top notch police work

https://twitter.com/CalgaryPolice/status/1728271583817675007

@CalgaryPolice
After three hours of negotiations, officers convinced a suicidal person who was on a bridge to step back over the railing to safety when they accidentally fell into the river. Tonight, Insp. Wozney, Det. Ford and Constables Rausch and Both are awarded the Life Saving Award.

also, ???

crispyseaweed has issued a correction as of 16:09 on Nov 26, 2023

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

lmao

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
stuff that necessitates a 5am police raid: a non-violent vandalism of a chain bookstore's windows

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
https://twitter.com/i/status/1728614105508991272

It was a bad Saturday for the freedom convoy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

beepo posted:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1728614105508991272

It was a bad Saturday for the freedom convoy

quote:

RCMP did not provide details on why they think the tractor may have been involved in a protest, or the nature of the protest.

oh okay then lmao

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
lol it's a real head scratcher

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

War gives the right to the conquerors to impose any condition they please upon the vanquished.
WASTED

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



beepo posted:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1728614105508991272

It was a bad Saturday for the freedom convoy

roflmao. go dude, go!

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie



beepo posted:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1728614105508991272

It was a bad Saturday for the freedom convoy

Mad I didn't see this first-hand lol

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




beepo posted:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1728614105508991272

It was a bad Saturday for the freedom convoy

this is so loving funny lmao

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

beepo posted:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1728614105508991272

It was a bad Saturday for the freedom convoy

Bad cops, good ROPS

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/BenLypka/status/1728673780225224929?t=O1ombyerjs15YGR0569f7g&s=19

ah he was saving our kids from doing gender

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

You gotta lean WITH the tractor on turns

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
I was genuinely unaware that tractors could move that quickly

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



CLAM DOWN posted:

this is so loving funny lmao

This is not funny, tractors only do this when they're in extreme distress.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

lmao gently caress that guy

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

flakeloaf posted:

lmao gently caress that guy

co-signed

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

flakeloaf posted:

lmao gently caress that guy

:yeah:

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




had to make sure this wasn't @CBCPitchbot

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
what the hell is a SOGI 123

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

vyelkin posted:

what the hell is a SOGI 123

sex Ed/queer inclusion curriculum in bc schools. could be better but its certainly a good thing

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
SOGI 123 advocates for inclusive language and signage in school curriculums and a non-discriminatory approach in teaching. They also have lesson plans and resources for teachers for things like avoiding gender stereotypes, how to answer questions from kids in a matter of fact way that does not 'other' things like same-sex relationships, etc.

As you can imagine, this is going to destroy western civilization and providing an environment where kids don't end up wanting to kill themselves is unacceptable.

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


I have just learned that we have a "super pig" problem https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/super-pig-saskatchewan-problem-1.7037360

quote:

Canada's problem dates back only to the 1980s when it encouraged farmers to raise wild boar, Brook said.

The market collapsed after peaking in 2001 and some frustrated farmers simply cut their fences, setting the animals free.

It turned out that the pigs were very good at surviving Canadian winters.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Arivia posted:

sex Ed/queer inclusion curriculum in bc schools. could be better but its certainly a good thing


Fidelitious posted:

SOGI 123 advocates for inclusive language and signage in school curriculums and a non-discriminatory approach in teaching. They also have lesson plans and resources for teachers for things like avoiding gender stereotypes, how to answer questions from kids in a matter of fact way that does not 'other' things like same-sex relationships, etc.

As you can imagine, this is going to destroy western civilization and providing an environment where kids don't end up wanting to kill themselves is unacceptable.

I see. in that case, on the one hand police violence against protesters is bad, on the other hand

flakeloaf posted:

lmao gently caress that guy

vyelkin has issued a correction as of 15:20 on Nov 27, 2023

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

Buddy of mine made a joke about how our curling club is adopting a new charter making all pronouns gender neutral, and its funny that its managing to be more progressive than a lot of dumbasses protesting this poo poo they only started letting women into the bar upstairs in the 90s.

flakeloaf posted:

lmao gently caress that guy

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Truly hosed up that somebody would be forced to curl while sober

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