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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
What about otters and twinks?

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Also cute, but with far less potential for mauling and more for petting, so cute in a fair way.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Cross-posting because baby quail are painfully cute:

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Quail baby update:



The first one is Gimp Suit, now entirely indistinguishable from their siblings. The second might grow up to look like Cinnamon Garbage, while the third is probably a standard Pharaoh like Peanut Hamper.

We've done this 3 times before, and yet I'm still unprepared for how ridiculously fast they grow. How did they fit inside of eggs just 4 days ago....


Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/v5q4NhD.mp4

It's fake (ears were added by a filter) but it's cute.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...69248f73d9a5cc&

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



One of my son's friends lives with his SO in a 3-story rowhome in Fishtown (Philadelphia). This is not a large home, and it has no yard.

He adopted a Bernese Mountain dog. Currently a puppy.

He says he's ready, but even half-grown, it may weigh more than his SO, so her walks with her should be exciting.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

PainterofCrap posted:

One of my son's friends lives with his SO in a 3-story rowhome in Fishtown (Philadelphia). This is not a large home, and it has no yard.

He adopted a Bernese Mountain dog. Currently a puppy.

He says he's ready, but even half-grown, it may weigh more than his SO, so her walks with her should be exciting.

There is a couple near me that have a Newfoundland which comes in at nearly 80kg. It's bigger than both of them. They trained it to be insanely calm and gentle from a very young age so now it just plods along with them saying hello like the dog equivalent of a bubble wrap coated Andre the Giant.

The amount of drool that comes out of the mouth of that thing is going to cause some localised flooding one day soon though.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Newfoundlands are famously calm and gentle by nature, and they are the best (minus the aforementioned drool).

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
We used to live near a old bloke with a 75kg great Dane called Odin. He was super chill and he would lean against people he liked. My wife had to brace herself against the lean of love to stay upright.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
I know that lean well. It's not even mischief, though Danes are capable of that kind of thing.

our mischievous Dane would come for pets at the end of dinner time when we were entertaining and verrry slowly position their muzzle over the dinner plate of an unsuspecting diner and surreptitiously dip their tongue into whatever was leftover

this same Dane stole resting steaks off the top of the refrigerator so we had to adapt radically to the mischief (steaks were rested in a cold microwave)

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Week (or two) old flying fox twins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qyGEST8lFc

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

About as close to a domesticated bear as you can get :3: wanna cuddle that big ol' beast

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Rocking horses in real life:

https://i.imgur.com/LUD8YxZ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/WhmdUY9.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

This seems like a mutually beneficial arrangement

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



BasicLich posted:

I know that lean well. It's not even mischief, though Danes are capable of that kind of thing.

our mischievous Dane would come for pets at the end of dinner time when we were entertaining and verrry slowly position their muzzle over the dinner plate of an unsuspecting diner and surreptitiously dip their tongue into whatever was leftover

this same Dane stole resting steaks off the top of the refrigerator so we had to adapt radically to the mischief (steaks were rested in a cold microwave)

Because of this knucklehead



We have had to put food:

- in a cold microwave
- On top of wall cabinets (8' above the floor). He got up there.
- in the dishwasher
- in a cold oven
- In a roll-top desk with the lid closed
- in the (detached) garage

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

PainterofCrap posted:

Because of this knucklehead



We have had to put food:

- in a cold microwave
- On top of wall cabinets (8' above the floor). He got up there.
- in the dishwasher
- in a cold oven
- In a roll-top desk with the lid closed
- in the (detached) garage

honestly amazed you got a pic of kitty without ground beef in its mouth

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
You can see the determination in that cats eyes; amazing.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Just give him some hamburger.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

withak posted:

Just give him some hamburger.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
As a treat

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



If I give the fuckin' jarhead anything, he will never shut the gently caress up, and be underfoot. Sorry, I gotta cook, and not die.

They get tuna at Christmas and New Years (they'll get some diced-up turkey tomorrow). Because I opened a can and manna from heaven came out ONE loving TIME 11-MONTHS AGO I can't open a can of anything without a chorus of young hopefuls.

(unmute)
https://i.imgur.com/EWlDBm2.mp4

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5HH2UfZ2wE

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

PainterofCrap posted:

If I give the fuckin' jarhead anything, he will never shut the gently caress up, and be underfoot. Sorry, I gotta cook, and not die.

They get tuna at Christmas and New Years (they'll get some diced-up turkey tomorrow). Because I opened a can and manna from heaven came out ONE loving TIME 11-MONTHS AGO I can't open a can of anything without a chorus of young hopefuls.

I feel like you should forfeit all mortal possessions to the cat and pamper him like the perfect being he is.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

horseplay

edit:

withak posted:

Just give him some hamburger.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

PainterofCrap posted:

If I give the fuckin' jarhead anything, he will never shut the gently caress up, and be underfoot. Sorry, I gotta cook, and not die.

They get tuna at Christmas and New Years (they'll get some diced-up turkey tomorrow). Because I opened a can and manna from heaven came out ONE loving TIME 11-MONTHS AGO I can't open a can of anything without a chorus of young hopefuls.

(unmute)
https://i.imgur.com/EWlDBm2.mp4

Just give him some pumpkin(don't give cats pumpkin pie filling but pure pumpkin is ok.)

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


PainterofCrap posted:

If I give the fuckin' jarhead anything, he will never shut the gently caress up, and be underfoot. Sorry, I gotta cook, and not die.

They get tuna at Christmas and New Years (they'll get some diced-up turkey tomorrow). Because I opened a can and manna from heaven came out ONE loving TIME 11-MONTHS AGO I can't open a can of anything without a chorus of young hopefuls.

(unmute)
https://i.imgur.com/EWlDBm2.mp4

How can you be so cruel?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
feed him

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


He's basically starving to death

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Holy crap that whole instagram account is a gold mine of :kimchi:

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/fSscgLG.mp4

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9-qfpnyCc

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Is Yeti by chance a pygmy/dwarf polar bear? Because if so I'll take a half dozen please :3:

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Ugh, nobody brought Doritos.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Tiny dog has a new, smaller, dog to play with.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX7L89z3WzA

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
every Big Ounce "YAHOO!" ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhSUALxAMGo&hd=1

Big Ounce was a morbidly obese prairie dog that Uncle Ben of the Urban Rescue Ranch rescued from a pet store that was keeping him in a tiny cage. He quickly became attached to Ben and became his constant companion and pet for two years, and would hitch a ride with Ben on his adventures running his animal rescue shelter as well as go on trips with him. He was a major player in a lot of the URR videos and would often happily YAHOO! on camera, and loved everybody. He was diagnosed with cancer and despite two vets saying he had to be put down, had the tumor removed and lived another year or so before passing away. He got to live an amazing life after being trapped in a tiny cage for so long, and with Ben he got to go outside for the first time, go to the gym, touch a shark, and play with capybaras. we should all aspire to be Big Ounce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7J9lBQDmsI&hd=1&t=33s

it is a sad video of course but also very cute so I wanted to post it here

Captain Invictus has a new favorite as of 02:18 on Nov 26, 2023

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Lmao how fast that dog bolts when it finally succeeds

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://i.imgur.com/Vf9XBuA.mp4

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