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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Ohtori Akio posted:

You're a sick freak Swizzler. You set me up. You said that press conference was gonna be a chance to get my side of the story in front of the SAW audience, not an rear end kissing session. You're such a pussy, I didn't even bite you.

I'm done with this poo poo. You people are never going to give me the respect I deserve. If anyone's as fed up as me, go ahead and join in. Something Awful Wrestling is about the talent, not some self-appointed commissioner.

Oh and Swizz? Try and do anything about it, and I'll send your wife the chatlogs. She deserves to know how bad you wanted me to be "part of the team". loving chaser. I should have known, carnies are all the same.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Blow the whistle!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Me and the bird beat the ever loving poo poo out of each other but I guess I gave him a lasting concussion

oopsies, grats to the new champ


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ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sev81Mj8bF8

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

https://clips.twitch.tv/CarefulAnnoyingOwlDoritosChip-TGoUp84F1qgqyiUT

freddie is still over with the crowd though

tawal
Feb 7, 2012


O_O

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Starsfan posted:

There's probably worse partners to go to war with than a 8 foot tall communist bear. I am not displeased with this arrangement.

Let's tag team up twinky and bring bare ursine communism to all!


ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq52RFYOLME


ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012


lol again

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

lol

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Ohtori Akio has been fined $10,000 for using slurs during the press conference, and $12.78 for assaulting a member of SAW management

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


You cut out the part where Beefed basically handed the ladder to him.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

TheSwizzler posted:

Ohtori Akio has been fined $10,000 for using slurs during the press conference, and $12.78 for assaulting a member of SAW management

Bullshit

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

TheSwizzler posted:

Ohtori Akio has been fined $10,000 for using slurs during the press conference, and $12.78 for assaulting a member of SAW management

justice


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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
My one weakness; slapstick! :v:

But you cannot kill what is already dead.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:

Ohtori Akio has been fined $10,000 for using slurs during the press conference, and $12.78 for assaulting a member of SAW management

Luckily these are in Canadian dollars so after conversion its not so bad.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



super sweet best pal posted:

You cut out the part where Beefed basically handed the ladder to him.
48 seconds...

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be


short enough that you could get the entire match in a twitch clip

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Megamissen posted:

short enough that you could get the entire match in a twitch clip

good news!

https://clips.twitch.tv/SavoryAmericanClipzDancingBanana-iDsYTtuX0MXvGKC_

Monathin fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Nov 24, 2023

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012


lmao, nice work

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

So do I get a really cute belt now?

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Wow....

I came into this promotion willing to put life and limb on the line for the chance of winning a title, but I'm now starting to get the impression that maybe it won't actually be that hard.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Can't believe that only got .5 stars

that's a match of the year contender right there. They could even show the whole thing at the awards ceremony.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Starsfan posted:

Wow....

I came into this promotion willing to put life and limb on the line for the chance of winning a title, but I'm now starting to get the impression that maybe it won't actually be that hard.

I RKO'd a grandpa through the top of a steel cage in order to defend that very same title.


Owl has small brain.


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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



TheSwizzler posted:

Wiggly Wayne is hosting Neil Breen Night tomorrow on the Discord 7PM Eastern

https://discord.gg/9Vqhs7Qs
starting in 5 minutes btw

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Ohtori Akio posted:

You're a sick freak Swizzler. You set me up. You said that press conference was gonna be a chance to get my side of the story in front of the SAW audience, not an rear end kissing session. You're such a pussy, I didn't even bite you.

I'm done with this poo poo. You people are never going to give me the respect I deserve. If anyone's as fed up as me, go ahead and join in. Something Awful Wrestling is about the talent, not some self-appointed commissioner.

Oh and Swizz? Try and do anything about it, and I'll send your wife the chatlogs. She deserves to know how bad you wanted me to be "part of the team". loving chaser. I should have known, carnies are all the same.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

sorry, ohtori akio got PROBED for this, on top of having to cough up 10 stacks and her Friday Olive Garden salad? this is loving unbelievable. i dont know what the hell is wrong with this commissioner, but i am for one fed up with it. what the hell is wrong with swizzler? carnies man


Thank you Ohtori Akio for the incredible sig!! 😍

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

yup !!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

drat carnies. i don't know. but remember once this all shakes out that i'm on the side with a lot more people on it and we're all legally required to not mess with me or eachother.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Cavauro posted:

drat carnies. i don't know. but remember once this all shakes out that i'm on the side with a lot more people on it and we're all legally required to not mess with me or eachother.

You're either with me or against me! And if you're with me, it's gonna be pretty cool


sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Namtab posted:

You're either with me or against me! And if you're with me, it's gonna be pretty cool

:hfive:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
dirtsheets are saying SAW has signed CM Punk

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

KungFu Grip posted:

dirtsheets are saying SAW has signed CM Punk

I'm gonna get his mom to do drugs with me

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


The New Strange Bedfellows (FurnaceFace and WT Fits) vs Maids at Work (sube and malsangoroth)

Twinky and the Bear vs ePa (IGgy IGsen and dromal phrenia)

Handicap Match
MacheteZombie vs CrescentWrench and Team Discovery Channel

Winner Gets a Pair of Air Jordan Maxes
Kild vs Insetik

PYF Title Match
Metis Of The Hallway(c) vs Grassy Knowles

Handicap Match
Lady Radia vs The Action Economy (Snooze Cruise, Leraika and Coward)

Non-Title
That DICK! vs Shinjobi

Elite 4 Finals:
Roxy vs baka fwocka fwame

DEATHMATCH
Cthulu Carla vs A Special Guest

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Any talk of retaliation from the booker regarding those who have spoken in support of a certain suspended and fined wrestler are wild allegations by crews and brigades of chuds

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I'm just glad I get a chance to recover.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Lpzie posted:

I'm just glad I get a chance to recover.

You'll be in the poo poo Thursday

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Be seeing you barnold.....real soon........


Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
That DICK! , it'll be an honor to go toe to toe with the cream of the crop.:tipshat:


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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Wtf is this handicap match I'm in. You say this league is competently run?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Everything above board, yeah right. Next time I see swizzler I'm running his head through that loving board.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:

Handicap Match
Lady Radia vs The Action Economy (Snooze Cruise, Leraika and Coward)

My TG friends will avenge me.

quote:

DEATHMATCH
Cthulu Carla vs A Special Guest

After Thursday and Saturday, my soul is ready to murder

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