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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Y'know, I could myself lucky in that I've rebuilt quite a few engines and have YET to end up with a 'new' bearing looking like that.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Wonder if forgetting to chamfer the bearings will do that (although I doubt it)

VVV ooo drat yeah...went too thick VVV

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Nov 24, 2023

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Forgot plastiguage type step?

Steve French
Sep 8, 2003



Not the weather for it, either.

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

Colostomy Bag posted:

Forgot plastiguage type step?

The guy said the machine shop told him the crank was “good for standard bearings” but I didn’t see where he actually checked himself during assembly.

Expensive lesson.

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Thanks, Amazon?

http://i.imgur.com/m6TVUIa.mp4




I’ve been fighting them since I bought this house nine years ago over this type of poo poo. Their drivers just can’t stay off the grass. My yard is full of springs and they end up sinking or making massive ruts so I put some cinder blocks and a reflector on a pole in the corner of the driveway to try and give them a visual cue but apparently that’s not enough.

I keep telling my wife to not order from them anymore (for this and other reasons) but my pleas fall on deaf ears.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Time for caltrops!

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Midjack posted:

Time for caltrops!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Midjack posted:

Time for caltrops!

You can have some delivered from here:
Rolson 60680 Security Spikes https://a.co/d/gy0BCrB

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Round here people stick big rocks on the corners of their driveways to deter that poo poo

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

knox_harrington posted:

Round here people stick big rocks on the corners of their driveways to deter that poo poo

You can turn smaller cinder blocks into a large cinder block with the help of mortar cement

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

Midjack posted:

Time for caltrops!

No that's too small, what they really need is a fully grown czech hedgehog.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Imperador do Brasil posted:

Thanks, Amazon?

http://i.imgur.com/m6TVUIa.mp4




I’ve been fighting them since I bought this house nine years ago over this type of poo poo. Their drivers just can’t stay off the grass. My yard is full of springs and they end up sinking or making massive ruts so I put some cinder blocks and a reflector on a pole in the corner of the driveway to try and give them a visual cue but apparently that’s not enough.

I keep telling my wife to not order from them anymore (for this and other reasons) but my pleas fall on deaf ears.

lol holy poo poo, just destroying that rear axle

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



The car should have driven straight into the ocean with the doors locked.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Nitrox posted:

You can turn smaller cinder blocks into a large cinder block with the help of mortar cement

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is it only cutting the corner or do they like, back up onto your grass and poo poo too

if it's just cutting the corner you might consider paving a cut into the corner, if that's more aesthetically pleasing than a big obstacle

also just to be clear, caltrops are a horrible idea legally; the law is pretty cut and dried that you're liable for the damage caused by any booby traps you set, even on your own property

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Install a bollard

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Install a bollard

Post/username com- Well, hmph.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Humphreys posted:

The car should have driven straight into the ocean with the doors locked.

lol blows through a stop sign @ 1:50 minutes in then attempts to drive into a row of cars.

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Cactus Ghost posted:

is it only cutting the corner or do they like, back up onto your grass and poo poo too

if it's just cutting the corner you might consider paving a cut into the corner, if that's more aesthetically pleasing than a big obstacle

also just to be clear, caltrops are a horrible idea legally; the law is pretty cut and dried that you're liable for the damage caused by any booby traps you set, even on your own property

Oh the camera only shows only one small part of the yard/driveway.
The driveway is actually like 450’ long and sometimes the delivery drivers back up into the yard halfway down instead of coming to the big turn-around area, or they drive down along side the pavement in the wet wet squishy grass.

A couple of years ago we caught a driver turning around in the grass halfway and I went out on the deck to say something. His reaction was to scream “gently caress YOU MOTHERFUCKER” over and over and over and flip me off while driving away.
His van left 8” deep ruts 10 feet into the yard. If it had been RWD he’d have been absolutely stuck.

Recently, the FedEx driver pulled forward directly into a small tree and broke one of the trunks, and my wife had to go pull the branches back so his van wouldn’t get even more damaged.

Basically if you take any part along the length of my driveway, someone has managed to gently caress around and damage the property, either through sheer incompetence or malice.

Here’s what the driveway looks like. Not exactly an autocross course of obstacles to avoid.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gently caress it, full on paris-sidewalks steel bollards down the whole length



you can even make little sweaters for them :3:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You're in Pennsylvania right?
Isn't that one of the more gun friendly states?

How about just a few warning shots to deter them from telling you to gently caress off after driving on your lawn?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Midjack posted:

Time for caltrops!

Something with a thinner point

You want them to travel some distance away from your home before the effects make themselves known.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Install a bollard

My first response too, but then your front yard starts to resemble a Wawa parking lot, complete with post-impact drunken bollards.

Gunfire (with salt loads) may be the correct response

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Nov 25, 2023

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004
brandishing and firing into the air bc the delivery driver lacks spacial awareness is terrible gun stuff, actually. hth

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Yes, it might hit a delivery drone.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The most aesthetical solution is probably a big boulder on the corner, then a line of light posts along the road. If that doesn't work, dig a 1 foot deep, 2 feet wide ditch along it. When they get stuck only offer to call a recovery service, not pull them out yourself.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Collateral Damage posted:

The most aesthetical solution is probably a big boulder on the corner, then a line of light posts along the road. If that doesn't work, dig a 1 foot deep, 2 feet wide ditch along it. When they get stuck only offer to call a recovery service, not pull them out yourself.

Helluva post/username combo there.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Get a bunch of those big rear end concrete blocks with the cables sticking out the tops and for every new paint scrape, have a sign that you change that says something like "(x number) Amazon drivers and counting!!"

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

You're in Pennsylvania right?
Isn't that one of the more gun friendly states?

How about just a few warning shots to deter them from telling you to gently caress off after driving on your lawn?
TFR mod checking in to say definitely do not do this.

Warning shots are not a thing, especially when you are not in any actual danger, and can get you no poo poo actual criminal charges.

stone soup posted:

brandishing and firing into the air bc the delivery driver lacks spacial awareness is terrible gun stuff, actually. hth
Carry on.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Negligent discharge and assault with a deadly weapon charges are a small price to pay for a beautiful lawn

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

wesleywillis posted:

Get a bunch of those big rear end concrete blocks with the cables sticking out the tops and for every new paint scrape, have a sign that you change that says something like "(x number) Amazon drivers and counting!!"

i like this one. or just paint stencils like a fighter pilot on each big ol block. yeah dont do firearms.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

stealie72 posted:

TFR mod checking in to say definitely do not do this.

Warning shots are not a thing, especially when you are not in any actual danger, and can get you no poo poo actual criminal charges.

Ok how about this?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

paint stencils like a fighter pilot on each big ol block.
This is a quality idea.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

mobby_6kl posted:

Ok how about this?



do we need to go get a GiP dork in here too?

lol

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Install these in your yard on that corner, IMHO

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

mobby_6kl posted:

Ok how about this?



Which side is the front, the left or the right?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

stealie72 posted:

TFR mod checking in to say definitely do not do this.

Warning shots are not a thing, especially when you are not in any actual danger, and can get you no poo poo actual criminal charges.

Carry on.
What if you claim to be defending your puckins?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
are you in florida?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
This long continuous driveway looks like an obstacle every step of the way, so why not just install a drop off container where your driveway meets the public road? Where your mailbox already is, I presume?

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Nitrox posted:

This long continuous driveway looks like an obstacle every step of the way, so why not just install a drop off container where your driveway meets the public road? Where your mailbox already is, I presume?

Drivers will ignore any and all delivery instructions and leave your boxes wherever they feel like it.

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