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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
welll he's already married so what milestone do they deliver his next firing papers on?

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Intruder posted:

welll he's already married so what milestone do they deliver his next firing papers on?

his divorce

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


This is the funniest outcome, and while I certainly won't watch, I do look forward his next meltdown

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
They're saying there's never been a broker guy

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Violent Jack Perry scared him so bad that he ran back to the company that sent him termination papers on his wedding day :lol:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

main event of wrestlemania: roman vs punk

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

what are the odds punk performs on a saudi show now

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Also punk went to the Fed and got a white nationalist hairstyle

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I still won’t watch the show but maybe I’ll catch more YouTube clips or whatever. Lol

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Anyone have any clips of Punk's return tonight? I need the schadenfreude

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Majinfoose posted:

Also punk went to the Fed and got a white nationalist hairstyle

Gordon Hayward ah lookin

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



1glitch0 posted:

Incredibly talented? Probably not. He had success presenting himself as the only available outlet for people who hated the direction of WWE wrestling. More of a symbol of dissatisfaction than anything else. A rebel against the system of a wrestling landscape that was John Cena and poopy jokes for a decade.


He's going to try to pull this gimmick again.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

gonna have to start watching WWE again, been hearing good things about the product lately

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Majinfoose posted:

Also punk went to the Fed and got a white nationalist hairstyle

he looks like an alt-right podcaster

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Dango Bango posted:

Anyone have any clips of Punk's return tonight? I need the schadenfreude

https://x.com/ShowStopWrestle/status/1728623599437668839?s=20

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

lol at the fed just running up the score now. sheesh

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

JUNGLE BOY posted:

main event of wrestlemania: roman vs punk

breaking: the rock just tweeted a picture of a cheesesteak, all roman's plans for mania are in the air

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
theres a press conference thing i dunno if punk will be here, right now its just byron saxon in front of some slim jims

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jcfUv1YB0

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
look in my eyes
what do you see
im back in w w e

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:

Endorph posted:

what are the odds punk performs on a saudi show now

If it happens, the botchamania ending with him praising Saudi Air will be fantastic :lol:

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
hello i've decided to start posting in this thread for no reason :^)

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Endorph posted:

what are the odds punk performs on a saudi show now

so tonight was the funniest outcome so far, and him wrestling on a saudi show will be the next funniest outcome so it'll probably happen because the funniest outcomes keep happening

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Well hey, he got another massive pop

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Do they always call Triple H by his real name now?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019



so cool to once again have a wrestling promotion giving the fans what they want

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dango Bango posted:

Well hey, he got another massive pop

well yeah, regardless of how many baby meltdowns he has he's still incredibly over even outside of chicago but especially in chicago

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


JUNGLE BOY posted:



so cool to once again have a wrestling promotion giving the fans what they want

Who wants cancer?

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

JUNGLE BOY posted:



so cool to once again have a wrestling promotion giving the fans what they want

lol

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

I'm glad AEW is now dead so we can all move on and love double double e

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
s/o to slim jim

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Majinfoose posted:

Who wants cancer?

probably the people drinkin wooooo energy drink over in the other fed

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
but what about the shoutout for ruffles

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Silly Burrito posted:

Do they always call Triple H by his real name now?

I think after his heart problems that permanently retired him from the ring that he wanted to just go by his name, iirc.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

JUNGLE BOY posted:

WHAT
JUST
HAPPENED

“We did it Jungle”

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
progressive hero cm punk returning to the Dana white / Vince McMahon company. Ah well i suppose it’s hard to support trans kids ALL the time

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

more like cm stunk

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Can't wait for Punk to complain about GUNTHER shoot chopping him.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Seams posted:

progressive hero cm punk returning to the Dana white / Vince McMahon company. Ah well i suppose it’s hard to support trans kids ALL the time

It's fine he'll wear a shirt while making money for the big Trump fundraiser

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

https://twitter.com/Ryback/status/1728196176393257369

:rip:

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
triple h please rehire Bobby fish for one more match

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