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CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



StarkRavingMad posted:

on that day, he had the technology he saw clearly

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




smashed it home between his thighs

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

CellBlock posted:

on that day, he saw clearly

History Comes Inside! posted:

smashed it home between his thighs

Bitter tears and two broken balls
And he'll leave us all
Leave us all behiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Big dick (smashing) energy from Satoshi Kojima

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JSmithOTI posted:

Big dick (smashing) energy from Satoshi Kojima

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Hey, I can't put my finger on it, but I feel there's something missing from this page.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Thank you

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
That's better

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Still very funny

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Remember when this happened?

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
I didn't... until now. Thank you.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

I woke up and then I remembered. Happy Thanksgiving Satoshi Kojima.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


I'm thankful that CM Punk's balls were obliterated by Satoshi Kojima's elbow.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Thankful it wasn't MY balls & penis that got smashed

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

I'm thankful that CM Punk's balls were obliterated by Satoshi Kojima's elbow.

My Thanksgiving was a month ago, but I'm thankful for this every day.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

I'm thankful that CM Punk's balls were obliterated by Satoshi Kojima's elbow.

I am thankful that, despite lacking the technology, Satoshi Kojima managed to annihilate such a small target

We are blessed every day in our remembrance of this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

super macho dude posted:

Thankful it wasn't MY balls & penis that got smashed

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

remembered

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I saw a post in another thread that used as an example of a snitch tag "I think CM Punk is a whiny bitch," and it reminded me of that time he got his balls pushed in by the bionic elbow of Satoshi Kojima

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

bump

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
BUMPED

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Bumparoni

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:lmao: what a nutshot can do to a man

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

constantly malding

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

running from satoshi kojima so bad that you sign with the fed just to get away

HamburgerTownUSA
Aug 7, 2022
More likely sooner than later he's going to remember he got elbow dropped in the nuts, throw a tantrum, and then get fired again.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Finally I have a reason to bump again

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

This MFer would rather deal with Saudi Arabia than another elbow drop to the nuts

Purple Monkey
May 5, 2014

:phone:Hello
An elbow drop so traumatising that he now has to figuratively do it to himself everyday

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Return of the King

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

remembering so hard rn

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Highlight of the year

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


seth rollins carefully reverse-engineering kojima's technology for his inevitable match against cm punk

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

haunted bong posted:

seth rollins carefully reverse-engineering kojima's technology for his inevitable match against cm punk

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

https://youtu.be/lRJd6ErG7qo?feature=shared

Edit:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

haunted bong posted:

seth rollins carefully reverse-engineering kojima's technology for his inevitable match against cm punk

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Woke up this morning, checked the news, Phil Brooks is back in the fed (lol), and immediately remembered that Kojima destroyed his genitals with an elbow drop (also lol)

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

So I heard the news today and was wondering why cmpunk would go back to the place that held him down, made him poop himself in public, and fire hom on the day of his wedding.

Then I remembered that punk got elbow dropped in the nuts and it probably gave him amnesia.

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I was thinking about how Darby never got his rematch with Punk to lead to a third match.


And then I remember Kojima elbowed the Brooks family jewels

:lol:

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