Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato

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A Sometimes Food: Dec 8, 2010

Captain Invictus posted:

every Big Ounce "YAHOO!" ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhSUALxAMGo&hd=1

Big Ounce was a morbidly obese prairie dog that Uncle Ben of the Urban Rescue Ranch rescued from a pet store that was keeping him in a tiny cage. He quickly became attached to Ben and became his constant companion and pet for two years, and would hitch a ride with Ben on his adventures running his animal rescue shelter as well as go on trips with him. He was a major player in a lot of the URR videos and would often happily YAHOO! on camera, and loved everybody. He was diagnosed with cancer and despite two vets saying he had to be put down, had the tumor removed and lived another year or so before passing away. He got to live an amazing life after being trapped in a tiny cage for so long, and with Ben he got to go outside for the first time, go to the gym, touch a shark, and play with capybaras. we should all aspire to be Big Ounce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7J9lBQDmsI&hd=1&t=33s

it is a sad video of course but also very cute so I wanted to post it here

Rest in Peace Big Ounce.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 09:53

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:09

ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

Respect to you, Big Ounce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkQxIKBih_w

# ? Nov 26, 2023 18:35

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/13ZLa62.mp4

# ? Nov 26, 2023 21:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hell yeah bathe those dirty kittens

# ? Nov 26, 2023 23:49

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/13ZLa62.mp4

Drying time= The Angy dome :mad:

# ? Nov 27, 2023 00:38

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

The end loop just makes it look like they are endlessly washing and drying the kittens over and over again.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 00:43

KennyMan666: May 27, 2010; The Saga

Kennel posted:

The end loop just makes it look like they are endlessly washing and drying the kittens over and over again.

Call that a purrpetual motion machine.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 00:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fureverial unclean

# ? Nov 27, 2023 00:58

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

https://i.imgur.com/UbVGcQ9.mp4

# ? Nov 27, 2023 03:29

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

That doggo's eyes are perfect for that mask

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:36

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Clever boy.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 04:51

BasicLich: Oct 22, 2020; A very smart little mouse!

I had one of my kitties jump onto the washing machine when I was preparing laundry detergent and got a big drip of concentrated detergent on her. I had to swear quietly because I knew that neither of us would enjoy what happened next

# ? Nov 27, 2023 05:21

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

You put her in with the load?

# ? Nov 27, 2023 05:23

BasicLich: Oct 22, 2020; A very smart little mouse!

no

i gave her a fuckin bath you psycho

BasicLich has a new favorite as of 07:02 on Nov 27, 2023

# ? Nov 27, 2023 05:27

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Jesus can we not talk like that in the cute thread of all places.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:11

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

it was a joke, jeez

# ? Nov 27, 2023 06:26

BasicLich: Oct 22, 2020; A very smart little mouse!

for the rest of the story it took just a couple of seconds to get carried to the bathtub to get cleaned up and she's got long claws and loves to use them. I bled a little and she's still terrorizing the house to this day. a good end

# ? Nov 27, 2023 07:16

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Two days old Sumatran rhinoceros.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 12:49

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Captain Invictus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UbVGcQ9.mp4

At first I thought this was like a dog luchadore

# ? Nov 27, 2023 14:49

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

MikeCrotch posted:

At first I thought this was like a dog luchadore

Dog Luchasaurus.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 14:51

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Tyrannoborkus Rex

# ? Nov 27, 2023 14:54

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Kennel posted:

Two days old Sumatran rhinoceros.

there is nothing but a large peanut m&m behind those eyes and I would die for it

# ? Nov 27, 2023 19:38

skipThings: May 21, 2007; Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

Kennel posted:

Two days old Sumatran rhinoceros.

Now I understand what happens in other people's brains when they do not agree with me that jumping spiders are cute

good lord

# ? Nov 27, 2023 21:02

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

It looks like a monster calf and I love it

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:05

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhgw6pfhyk

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:36

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

MikeCrotch posted:

At first I thought this was like a dog luchadore

�Luchadog� is right there

# ? Nov 28, 2023 00:57

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Captain Invictus posted:

every Big Ounce "YAHOO!" ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhSUALxAMGo&hd=1

Big Ounce was a morbidly obese prairie dog that Uncle Ben of the Urban Rescue Ranch rescued from a pet store that was keeping him in a tiny cage. He quickly became attached to Ben and became his constant companion and pet for two years, and would hitch a ride with Ben on his adventures running his animal rescue shelter as well as go on trips with him. He was a major player in a lot of the URR videos and would often happily YAHOO! on camera, and loved everybody. He was diagnosed with cancer and despite two vets saying he had to be put down, had the tumor removed and lived another year or so before passing away. He got to live an amazing life after being trapped in a tiny cage for so long, and with Ben he got to go outside for the first time, go to the gym, touch a shark, and play with capybaras. we should all aspire to be Big Ounce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7J9lBQDmsI&hd=1&t=33s

it is a sad video of course but also very cute so I wanted to post it here

Brief correction. Big Ounce just killed that cancer on his own, it resorbed and wasn't surgically removed. He was just that awesome. He also built Uncle Ben's new home.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 01:26

Kullik: Jan 5, 2017

https://i.imgur.com/zz3QRgc.mp4

Here's Beep chasing his own tail

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:00

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Kullik posted:

Here's Beep chasing his own tail

Not just chasing, looks like he managed to catch it, too. Truly the apex predator.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:10

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:22

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

PurpleXVI posted:

Not just chasing, looks like he managed to catch it, too. Truly the apex predator.

toy-bag-tail-bag-tail

The epitomy of kitten brain. :cabot:

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:26

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Puppy brain:

https://i.imgur.com/WwyLm0s.gifv

# ? Nov 28, 2023 17:47

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

https://i.imgur.com/CYAjTsS.mp4

# ? Nov 28, 2023 22:52

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Kullik posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zz3QRgc.mp4

Here's Beep chasing his own tail

I love him :swoon:

I�m looking at my phone, saying, as if the cat can hear me,�oh poo poo, Beep. Look at that creepy sonofabitch that�s sneaking up behind you. You tell him to knock it off.� Then he does a crab dance before an assassin run into the next room! :swoon: