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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

James A. GarfieldEATS

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Busters posted:

The whole concept is based on the idea that people are rabidly driven to consume -BRAND- but are too dumb just got type -BRAND- into google. So, yes, and no.

ah, but you're forgetting that a simple Google search may produce some items that are NOT officially licensed! and are probably cheaper too

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!



Oh geeze, If only there were some sort of online marketplace where we could verify the integrity of this license product prior to purchase!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
clue #1: if garfield toy has wind-up duck feet, it may not be an officially licensed product

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It keeps me awake at night that I can't be 100% sure if my Garfield merchandise left the factory with an official blessing, or left the same factory without the IP holders consent

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

steinrokkan posted:

It keeps me awake at night that I can't be 100% sure if my Garfield merchandise left the factory with an official blessing, or left the same factory without the IP holders consent

Orthodox Garfield priest sprinkling products with Garficcino as they leave the asembly line.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

GuiteauEATS

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Bixington posted:

Orthodox Garfield priest sprinkling products with Garficcino as they leave the asembly line.

Reading the license agreement to the raw materials before they're ingested into the machinery and turned into products.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Bixington posted:

Orthodox Garfield priest sprinkling products with Garficcino as they leave the asembly line.

In the name of the Jon, the Odie, and the Holy Garf

root beer posted:

GuiteauEATS

Nice

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1728512652857516103?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q

Business genius at work.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


root beer posted:

GuiteauEATS

GuillotEATS

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
#stayarbitraged

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lmao he copied this article almost word for word:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fact...xI6xwMKFSqjT0SI

quote:

The reason why these kinds of ads exist on Facebook and Instagram along with their lengthy articles is usually for something called advertising arbitrage. Advertising arbitrage is a strategy by which an advertiser hopes to make more money on ads displayed in a lengthy article than it would cost to display an initial clickbait ad meant to attract users to the article.

PlagarismEATS

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Nov 25, 2023

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wendy's is totally stealing Nathen's idea of closing all locations.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1728525637973881304

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

if only he could do something this heartwarming

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
What's the point of a toy if there's no official verified license?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

clue #1: if garfield toy has wind-up duck feet, it may not be an officially licensed product

qnuack

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I love this sartups

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


This is a guy who is ripe for entergagement
I’m not sure I buy him being 52 unless this screenshot is from when FB first opened up to non-university email accounts

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
There is an incredible yawning gulf of technological sophistication and music taste between people currently in their 40s and people currently in their 50s to be fair

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!




https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1728932759668957185

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1728936574229102628

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Hahahahahahahahaahahhaa

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
lmao unbelievable

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
:dudsmile:

Please God let this be happening

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I don't know the first drat thing about Scott Pilgrim but am now enthralled about how stupid and awkward Nathen's pursuit of the IP would be

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Seven evil exes but they're all your dreamy German cousin.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I roll my eyes every time I see people elsewhere in the forums scoffing at this thread dismissing it as "That Garfield restaurant closed years ago, why is there still a thread?" Nathen in an innovator and he always comes up with the most out-of-left-field choice possible. ScottPilgrimEATS? What the gently caress?

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
I want to see just how far he can be influenced by the most recent piece of media he watched.

Somehow get The Flower Girl in front of his eyes and see if he proposes JucheEATS

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I don't know the first drat thing about Scott Pilgrim but am now enthralled about how stupid and awkward Nathen's pursuit of the IP would be
Neither does he, and so ScottPilgrimEATS will serve Thanksgiving food.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Nathen's about to feverishly horny post about Wallace Wells

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Crescent Wrench posted:

I roll my eyes every time I see people elsewhere in the forums scoffing at this thread dismissing it as "That Garfield restaurant closed years ago, why is there still a thread?" Nathen in an innovator and he always comes up with the most out-of-left-field choice possible. ScottPilgrimEATS? What the gently caress?

That’s why it should be the Nathen Mazri Entrepreneurship Thread (Formerly GarfieldEATS)

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Nathen Mazri innovates businesses like Dan Quayle innovates Government - completely out of nowhere

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Feline Mind Meld posted:

if only he could do something this heartwarming

GarfieldEATS: I love this sartups!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

I don't know the first drat thing about Scott Pilgrim but am now enthralled about how stupid and awkward Nathen's pursuit of the IP would be

Nathen has all the power of industry-renowned licensing expert EGGIES behind him!

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Crescent Wrench posted:

I roll my eyes every time I see people elsewhere in the forums scoffing at this thread dismissing it as "That Garfield restaurant closed years ago, why is there still a thread?" Nathen in an innovator and he always comes up with the most out-of-left-field choice possible. ScottPilgrimEATS? What the gently caress?

GarfeildEATS lives on in Nathen's head. He cannot let it die. He cannot believe it failed. It could be back any moment. Tomorrow you could wake up and get a garfichino at one of the thousands GarfieldEATS location that magically appeared across the world overnight.

He's got closets worth of leftover merch just ready to go.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
GarfieldEats is Nathen's Rosebud

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I can't believe nobody posted Scott PilgrimEATS.

Nathen is a true innovator! Consider yourselves entergaged!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The EATS family of brands is probably the most versatile concept ever devised in the history of marketing. There's no property or person, real or fictional, dead or alive, that can't be utilized in the scope of the EATS umbrella, and the best thing is, it works equally well in all cases!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

steinrokkan posted:

The EATS family of brands is probably the most versatile concept ever devised in the history of marketing. There's no property or person, real or fictional, dead or alive, that can't be utilized in the scope of the EATS umbrella, and the best thing is, it works equally well in all cases!

HitlerEATS

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