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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

MacheteZombie posted:

Wtf is this handicap match I'm in. You say this league is competently run?

Hey, you said you wanted a match with me so we could bury the hatchet!

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

MacheteZombie posted:

Everything above board, yeah right. Next time I see swizzler I'm running his head through that loving board.

Remember that the detractors from the league management are entirely chuds who only want to say the worst slurs no I won't elaborate but they're slurs and bad and bad people and you should hate them

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

Hey, you said you wanted a match with me so we could bury the hatchet!

I knew you were one of swizzlers moles, spying on me during all those movie nights.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm not booked because of the drat chuds interfering with procedures

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

MacheteZombie posted:

I knew you were one of swizzlers moles, spying on me during all those movie nights.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A mole? That's an awfully unkind word for someone with my expertise in intelligence gathering and covert operations. What's that? No response? Cat got your tongue?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Shameful the way this production is just ripping off IZWF's Synthy meltdown arc.

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
Feels awesome to get our first shot on the big stage, we won't let our fans down! You didn't have to pair us against your worst wrestlers just because we're brand new though. We're here to compete for the belts!

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
shocked and horrified that i have to take down 3 noble, upstanding individuals to reveal swizzler as a chud


Thank you Ohtori Akio for the incredible sig!! 😍

baka of lathspell
Jan 1, 2022

i probably wont beat roxy and definitely wont be the favourite.... but it will be an elite 4 tournament final to remember


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Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Starsfan posted:

Feels awesome to get our first shot on the big stage, we won't let our fans down! You didn't have to pair us against your worst wrestlers just because we're brand new though. We're here to compete for the belts!

Comrade Twinky, the ePa have become slaves to capitalism! It is time we made them work harder for the people.


ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

TheSwizzler posted:

Winner Gets a Pair of Air Jordan Maxes
Kild vs Insetik

If insetik wins this fight I would like to put up my 8ball jacket against his maxes in a 3 falls match

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

The bookers are all biased and bad people. I am saying this knowing that management will disparage me as a bigot and chud but please know that despite my many crimes I never said a slur so am I really the chud here???


Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"



copy
Jul 26, 2007


the evidence is undeniable

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Everyone in this thread could be a secret chud. Trust nobody, not even yourself.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

IGgy IGsen posted:

Everyone in this thread could be a secret chud. Trust nobody, not even yourself.

"What happened to Dorcas?"
"He called the commissioner a chud."

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

IGgy IGsen posted:

Everyone in this thread could be a secret chud. Trust nobody, not even yourself.





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Namtab
Feb 22, 2010


This is slander or libel.


Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

What have we become


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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
With the SAWBucks Purchase WT. Fits will challenge for the Kawaii Title on the Dec 22 Neon

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
oh hell yeah, dark horse gunnin for the crown.


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:



The New Strange Bedfellows (FurnaceFace and WT Fits) vs Maids at Work (sube and malsangoroth)

:unsmith:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

oh by the way shinjobi. prepare to die

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Namtab posted:

Be seeing you barnold.....real soon........

artie lange voice: uh-huh. thanks for stopping by. see ya later


FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012


lol

https://i.imgur.com/SOxeSF7.mp4


Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

That DICK! posted:

oh by the way shinjobi. prepare to die

:cheers:


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

barnold posted:

artie lange voice: uh-huh. thanks for stopping by. see ya later

thanks for....the hospitality. I had a good time


Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


lmao

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

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baka of lathspell
Jan 1, 2022


join dork order
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

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Feb 4, 2007

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