Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)

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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Paladinus posted:

It's a Parisian catacomb.

has he tried LSD?

# ? Nov 24, 2023 13:57

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# ? May 23, 2024 05:10

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

I wanna know more about mario skeleton

Is that the AVGN parody guy from Flash Tub? Deep cut.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 14:58

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Yup, good old Furious Famicom @$^##

# ? Nov 24, 2023 15:59

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Nice easter egg

# ? Nov 24, 2023 16:46

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

itry posted:

Nice easter egg

Thanks for mentioning it, I missed it the first time. And yes, it's a good one.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 18:02

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

Spoilered because it might be a sensitive topic

# ? Nov 24, 2023 18:21

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

wesleywillis posted:

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.

# ? Nov 24, 2023 20:56

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Aishlinn posted:

i was pondering doing one on the late taxman but i dunno, i wanted to just keep things lighthearted. there's enough negativity in the world. i mean but yeah.

also gently caress i just had a good idea. i'll have to do it tomorrow.

No, you need to tell everyone to get out of your way, because you need to do it immediately

# ? Nov 25, 2023 01:56

Harold Fjord: Jan 3, 2004

I also have a ~~good~~ idea I will attempt tomorrow

# ? Nov 25, 2023 02:10

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

# ? Nov 25, 2023 02:55

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

# ? Nov 25, 2023 03:32

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

For the record, I used Segoe Print and manually tweaked the proportions, in case it will help others with their edits.

Thanks for the tip

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# ? Nov 25, 2023 03:37

Harold Fjord: Jan 3, 2004

Sgt. Politeness posted:

Thanks for the tip

Very nice

# ? Nov 25, 2023 03:38

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

# ? Nov 25, 2023 14:30

Omnininja: Aug 3, 2006; The life of a ninja can be pretty tough at times, but remember that no matter what, you got a pal who could kill you any time he wants, but be the best drinking buddy ever

wesleywillis posted:

Will he keep the condom on though?

# ? Nov 25, 2023 20:18

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Omnininja posted:

Will he keep the condom on though?

He might be too horny to remember the combination and unlock his condom safe in time.

# ? Nov 25, 2023 20:29

HJE-Cobra: Jul 15, 2007; Bear Witness; Hell Gem

super sweet best pal posted:

Is that the AVGN parody guy from Flash Tub? Deep cut.

Lol even has a get out frog picture on the wall

# ? Nov 25, 2023 20:40

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Wall Balls posted:

# ? Nov 26, 2023 03:16

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

wesleywillis posted:

drat, was expecting babysitter porn.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 05:58

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

better late than never.

# ? Nov 26, 2023 06:14

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Nov 26, 2023 09:58

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ? Nov 26, 2023 11:05

Sir Mat of Dickie: Jul 19, 2012; "There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

A+

# ? Nov 26, 2023 11:49

Potrzebie: Apr 6, 2010; I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Nov 26, 2023 12:34

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

lol

# ? Nov 26, 2023 13:27

Less Is Definitely: Jan 10, 2012

Potrzebie posted:

Thread just keeps delivering. :five:

# ? Nov 26, 2023 13:54

Discernibly Turgid: Mar 30, 2010; This was not the improvement I was asking for!

Thank you! That phrase constantly runs through my head in a disembodied, MST3K-like way (my brain sort of swaps it in for any ButterflyValley post, even if it�s the 8th one on a particular topic, which is the point at which he finally communicates the actually sane thing he originally intended, while the thread�s other denizens are already deep into auto-mock mode.)

# ? Nov 26, 2023 15:01