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Cable Guy posted:Thankyou big wet sack of poo poo for agreeing to stop any communication from a sovereign territory whilst we continue to genocide.... The grim undertone is he's gonna isolate Gaza, let Israel genocide it out of existence, and then pick up a bunch of new construction contracts when Israel clears out the rubble and bodies and moves into their new real estate.
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ImpAtom posted:It genuinely surprises me that a dude like Musk who is absolutely addicted to people liking him isn't willing to spend the (relative pittance) it would take to buy himself a near-infinite supply of goodwill by actually doing those things. I think a key part of becoming insanely rich is being weirdly obsessed with never spending a dime on anything and having the same sort of neurotic cheapness that people who grew up during the great depression had. People like Musk are just constitutionally unable to make strategic purchases that would make their lives better. I bet he sleeps in low thread count sheets too, and there's all sorts of laughably uncomfortable poo poo in his life that could easily be fixed by spending a little money. I know there's the billions he wasted on buying Twitter, but he did everything he could to weasel out of that.
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Nov 28, 2023 02:48
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Neddy Seagoon posted:The grim undertone is he's gonna isolate Gaza, let Israel genocide it out of existence, and then pick up a bunch of new construction contracts when Israel clears out the rubble and bodies and moves into their new real estate. Elon stays winning
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ben shapino posted:Elon stays winning It's spelled whining
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:
You can tell from this picture that the big monowiper is actually 2 smaller wiper blades on the same stick, and it's always going to miss a strip between the 2 blades. 
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Blastedhellscape posted:I think a key part of becoming insanely rich is being weirdly obsessed with never spending a dime on anything and having the same sort of neurotic cheapness that people who grew up during the great depression had. People like Musk are just constitutionally unable to make strategic purchases that would make their lives better. I bet he sleeps in low thread count sheets too, and there's all sorts of laughably uncomfortable poo poo in his life that could easily be fixed by spending a little money. I work for a millionaire who buys things only on clearance and wears the same ripped up shirt/long underwear/overalls every day. He hoards lots and has barns full of newspapers, cardboard boxes, bags, and so on. To be fair it's a working farm and he does use these things, but has far more than he'll need in his lifetime. But literally everything I see him buy for the farm has a clearance sticker on it. He never ever ever pays full price.
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Nov 28, 2023 03:00
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Powershift posted:You can tell from this picture that the big monowiper is actually 2 smaller wiper blades on the same stick, and it's always going to miss a strip between the 2 blades.  I've said it before, but how do they keep managing to take a stupid thing and make it stupider 
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Nov 28, 2023 03:00
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Captain Hygiene posted:
It's the techbro way. Trains but stupider, taxis but stupider, juicers but stupider, etc etc for all eternity
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Powershift posted:You can tell from this picture that the big monowiper is actually 2 smaller wiper blades on the same stick, and it's always going to miss a strip between the 2 blades. Is that a pizza box on the dashboard?
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Nov 28, 2023 03:11
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that dashboard is so stupidly long
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Nov 28, 2023 03:13
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lol it’s whole a kitchen table
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ImpAtom posted:It genuinely surprises me that a dude like Musk who is absolutely addicted to people liking him isn't willing to spend the (relative pittance) it would take to buy himself a near-infinite supply of goodwill by actually doing those things. Musk wants to be loved for being smart enough to invent novel solutions to problems. That's why he designed a poo poo submarine to save those kids in the cave rather than offer to buy equipment for the divers.
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Nov 28, 2023 03:24
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“Come, sit…sit. We have such sights to show you.”
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Platystemon posted:lol it’s whole a kitchen table It reminds me of when my relatives got a Lumina minivan way back when. I thought it was the coolest thing ever when I was younger, then when I saw it after having experience actually driving, all I could think was well that's a shitload of awkward wasted space.
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Platystemon posted:lol it’s whole a kitchen table
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poisonpill posted:“Come, sit…sit. We have such sights to show you.” As long as they're further than 10m in front of the car.
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Elon telling on himself there.
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Captain Hygiene posted:It reminds me of when my relatives got a Lumina minivan way back when. I thought it was the coolest thing ever when I was younger, then when I saw it after having experience actually driving, all I could think was well that's a shitload of awkward wasted space. Elon reinvented “cab forward” design from 30 years ago
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Nov 28, 2023 03:47
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It's true. You can line children up against a wall but as long as you're laughing hysterically while doing it, you're morally in the right.
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Leon Sumbitches posted:I work for a millionaire who buys things only on clearance and wears the same ripped up shirt/long underwear/overalls every day. He hoards lots and has barns full of newspapers, cardboard boxes, bags, and so on. To be fair it's a working farm and he does use these things, but has far more than he'll need in his lifetime. But literally everything I see him buy for the farm has a clearance sticker on it. He never ever ever pays full price. Because then they would have Less Money and they might need it one day!! (It's all tied into the hoarding mentality)
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Nov 28, 2023 03:50
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I remember a couple years ago I was googling for some tip or guide regarding Diablo 3 (I think) and I clicked on an article that IMC had written in like 2013 lol I don't recall it as particularly helpful
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Further Reading posted:Musk wants to be loved for being smart enough to invent novel solutions to problems. That's why he designed a poo poo submarine to save those kids in the cave rather than offer to buy equipment for the divers. Did he actually "design" a submarine or did he just happen to have one built that could maybe be repurposed to do the task? I can't remember, I wasn't really paying attention at the time. It's one thing if he had a submersible that Tesla or SpaceX had made for some reason and he was trying to make it relevant even if it was a bad fit. But if his response to the urgent need of kids trapped and dying in a cave was to ... kick off a design and R&D effort for a brand new project, uh And you can just imagine being the various governments involved going, well er okay yes sir Elon that's very well sir but ... and you know, just tiptoeing around so as not to suggest they have anything less than the utmost confidence in the unfathomably wealthy super genius whose mind obviously works faster than any of theirs and they dare not incur his wrath or scorn or imply that he is anything less than the savior of humanity, because then he will not strew his largesse upon your country when the time comes to reap the rewards of being aligned with him, visibly part of his loyal retinue
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Nov 28, 2023 04:10
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So I guess that Woke Mind Virus is the new name for Woke, which was the newer name for NPCs, which was the the newer name for Social Justice Warriors, which was the newer name for Political Correctness. Time is a flat circle.
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Data Graham posted:Did he actually "design" a submarine or did he just happen to have one built that could maybe be repurposed to do the task? I can't remember, I wasn't really paying attention at the time. Neither It was basically a napkin drawing And every cave expert said was either a total deathtrap or simply impossible
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maybeadracula posted:Neither Or, you know, would take weeks or months to build even if it were possible.
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Data Graham posted:Did he actually "design" a submarine or did he just happen to have one built that could maybe be repurposed to do the task? I can't remember, I wasn't really paying attention at the time. it was made out of real* rocket parts op maybeadracula posted:Neither nah he fly-tipped it at the cave entrance
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Data Graham posted:Or, you know, would take weeks or months to build even if it were possible. JARVIS could have it done in an hour, tops
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why do they keep repeating themselves
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smarxist posted:it's all happening on x baby lmfao
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Sir Tonk posted:why do they keep repeating themselves Trying to imagine being one of these sycophantic dickriders who he keeps replying to and just regurgitating exactly what you said using the exact same words. What goes through your mind? “Wow, I must be a genius too! Elon Musk is echoing me like a trained parrot!” Do you at some point maybe think “uh wow this guy might actually be some kind of non-sentient life form”
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I hope that dumb rear end gets cancer and it sucks all the toxins out of their body and the massive resulting tumor crushes them.
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kazil posted:and here it is, the "if I'm antisemitic, why would I meet with Netanyahu?" Yep, not worshipping israel is antisemitic. Thanks mr krassenstein
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maybeadracula posted:Neither lol he got the idea from the James Bond submarine car he bought
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Darchangel posted:Yeah, I have a friend who follows the launches. He thinks Elon "has issues" but for some reason still thinks he's a smart guy and a good engineer. I feel like this is one of those problems that solves itself, for some people at least
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Oh wow I didn't realize anything was actually built
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With this simple modification we can turn this child-size space coffin into a child-size aquatic cave coffin
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maybeadracula posted:Neither There were parts of the cave that were above water and you had to crawl through, I don’t think the submarine would have worked
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