[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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oscarthewilde: May 16, 2012; I would often go there
To the tiny church there

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729347540804399600?t=61uHDoC4CFOufzoCtIp1pA&s=19

reminds me of that old jewish joke. what's the difference between an antisemite and a philosemite? they both hate you, but atleast the antisemite is honest about it

# ? Nov 28, 2023 14:18

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# ? May 25, 2024 04:09

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

the milk machine posted:

zerocool redder

# ? Nov 28, 2023 14:32

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729347540804399600?t=61uHDoC4CFOufzoCtIp1pA&s=19

musk should marry the libsoftiktok lady

# ? Nov 28, 2023 14:33

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

also it's insane that her photo is still that USA today story, the interview is incredibly damning. qanon anonymous did an episode with the reporter and it's a good listen.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 14:35

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

yes elon crush all of your posting enemies!!

# ? Nov 28, 2023 14:49

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 4 hours!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729350478465523720?t=XaJG2TldpUxp_kvbZLK28g&s=19

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:01

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

shyduck posted:

yes elon crush all of your posting enemies!!

How do you think Ian Miles Cheong got rid of his ants?

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:02

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

"Soros was ratioed by a rando"

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:06

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

you cannot prove the ant thing

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:07

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Sir Tonk posted:

zerocool redder

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:07

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 4 hours!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729366283370512685?t=C8uRRns-FouoxYsDb1vyrg&s=19

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:12

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729366283370512685?t=C8uRRns-FouoxYsDb1vyrg&s=19

Imagining a world where musk directly calls zuck a pedophile and gets the poo poo beaten out of him in the coliseum

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:14

Martian: May 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729350478465523720?t=XaJG2TldpUxp_kvbZLK28g&s=19

Yes Elon, if the internet has proven anything it is that people care about accuracy in the information they consume

This plan is flawless

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:18

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Is Elon trying to say the company he bought for 44 billion is not a Big Brand

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:35

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

X is a plucky little startup

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:41

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

well it used to be but then he blew up all that branding to call it X The Everything App which is not a brand it's a command: click on the X to quit

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:42

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Sir Tonk posted:

musk should marry the libsoftiktok lady

*three children of various ages suddenly appear*

# ? Nov 28, 2023 15:43

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729512960937042038
"pizzagate is real" will make the advertisers come back

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:05

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729354202982289748?t=YWDtMWc_KhRpxN-EyXqgQw&s=19

Community notes revealing the truth of the matter regarding a social media account called 'Dead Spin' definitely makes it feel like the community have spent their time wisely.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:06

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729354202982289748?t=YWDtMWc_KhRpxN-EyXqgQw&s=19

You can scroll the replies for half an hour without finding a single opposing voice, its hundreds and hundreds of blue checks agreeing and cheering on Elon

I suppose thats exactly what he wanted when he spent 44 billion on his favorite website

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:12

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

I like the blue checks that hide their check but they still filter with the blues so hiding the check does nothing

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:15

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

"this thing here is the collective mind of humanity. and look how they love me and how they all agree with me"

"its just like mama said: humanity loves Elon"

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:16

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729519796478251470?t=iIbCyHwesyiwmGRz1u-KPQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729520459371155814?t=DfxYEve0P_AqWAO4_qSSag&s=19

The loveliest echoes

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:24

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Lol, he really, actually went full qanon.

I thought the Nazi side was inevitable, because billionaires and Nazis are always pals, but I didn't foresee this

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:25

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

nobody talks about woke irl

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:26

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

I can only learn history through plaques affixed to pieces of stone in a single building

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:27

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

ikanreed posted:

Lol, he really, actually went full qanon.

I thought the Nazi side was inevitable, because billionaires and Nazis are always pals, but I didn't foresee this

i did

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:27

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

shyduck posted:

nobody talks about woke irl

Yes they do and they run for state school board

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:30

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

shyduck posted:

nobody talks about woke irl

my boomer dad does because they won't shut the gently caress up about it on the news

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:30

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i did

Same. All I needed to do was think, "What is the dumbest possible thing that could occur?"

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:31

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

alright I stand corrected normal people don't talk about woke

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:31

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

and thankfully all the M4L assholes got shithoused in our recent county elections

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:32

Gorson: Aug 29, 2014

Spergin Morlock posted:

starting to see snippets of CSS showing up in clear text lmao

Same. Also about 25% of the time I get the previous twitter link I clicked on, even if that tab was closed.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:33

Gorson: Aug 29, 2014

Lmao and people want to develop AI, can't even get a stupid BBS site working right.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:34

IBroughttheFunk: Sep 28, 2012

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729520459371155814?t=DfxYEve0P_AqWAO4_qSSag&s=19

Nice job getting mad at something that happened back in 2021.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:43

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729512960937042038
"pizzagate is real" will make the advertisers come back

Possibly the best part of this is that there is an author by the same name who wrote about Pizzagate in a book on conspiracy theories. Elon (or more likely, the person who actually made this stupid meme) got him confused with the ABC guy.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 17:38

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

i envy the nordic unions every day god drat

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1729513051852886120

full article:

quote:

Union chief warns of Tesla threat to Sweden�s model
Marie Nilsson says joint decisions by employers and unions are at the heart of country�s prosperity

Tesla�s refusal to sign a collective agreement in Sweden risks undermining the long-term future of the Swedish model that has underpinned decades of economic success in the Scandinavian country, according to the union leader taking on Elon Musk�s carmaker.

Marie Nilsson, the head of the IF Metall union behind the strike against Tesla, told the Financial Times that the famed Swedish model � developed in the 1930s � was at the heart of the country�s prosperity, with employers and unions taking joint decisions on the labour market.

�If you look at this in a long-term perspective, it could be a threat to the Swedish model. It�s really important for us,� she added.

The dispute between Tesla and Swedish unions has escalated in recent days. What started last month with about 130 mechanics in Sweden going on strike after years of trying to make Tesla accept collective bargaining, spread to postal workers, dockers, and cleaners taking action against the carmaker.

Postal workers� refusal to deliver registration plates for new Tesla cars led the US carmaker to file twin lawsuits against the Swedish state and postal service on Monday asking judges to allow it to collect the licence plates directly from the Swedish Transport Agency. Musk, Tesla�s chief executive, had called the postal workers� actions �insane� on Friday.

Tesla scored an initial victory when it won an interim judgment on Monday forcing the state to allow the carmaker to collect the registration plates for its new cars directly from the agency.�

However, in its separate case against the national postal service, the carmaker suffered a setback on Tuesday when a separate Swedish court ruled that it could not gain immediate access to any registration plates held by PostNord. The postal company will have three days to respond to Tesla�s arguments before the court makes a decision.

The so-called Swedish model was developed in 1938 between unions and employers, and means that labour market conditions in Sweden including wages are set by the two parties and not the government. Both union and corporate leaders credit the system with a low level of strikes and believe it is crucial for the success of Sweden, a country of 10mn people and home to manufacturers such as Volvo Cars, Atlas Copco and Northvolt.

Nilsson said one big threat to the Swedish model was a new EU directive on the minimum wage, which would impose a level rather than leaving it to an agreement between employers and unions. Sweden won a derogation that the directive would not apply to countries where more than 80 per cent of the workforce is covered by collective agreements.

In Sweden, one of the most highly unionised countries in Europe, about 90 per cent of workers are covered by such deals.

�If Tesla shows it�s possible to operate in Sweden without a collective agreement, then other companies could be tempted to do the same. We have a successful model in Sweden. We have tried to explain it. It�s very seldom this type of conflict arises,� Nilsson added.

Union leaders say they have enough funds to support the striking workers � who currently receive about 130 per cent of their pay from unions to cover holidays and pensions as well � for decades as the emergency fund used for payments is rarely tapped. �We can carry on for a long, long time,� said Nilsson.

Tesla did not respond to a request for comment.

Wraith of J.O.I. has issued a correction as of 18:19 on Nov 28, 2023

# ? Nov 28, 2023 18:17

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Precambrian Video Games posted:

How do you think Ian Miles Cheong got rid of his ants?

cinnamon, he's just covered in it now

# ? Nov 28, 2023 18:42

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

no wait i think cinnamon just messes up the like pheromone trails that ants leave behind and they follow the cinnamon instead so if he covered himself in it he'd be even more of an ant man

# ? Nov 28, 2023 18:44

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

laughing at Woke. not scared at all

# ? Nov 28, 2023 18:54

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