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Should I step down as head of twitter
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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Most stories I see about woke now are ones complaining about things being woke

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
trading woke stories with my woke friends on wokecial media, while scott adams lurks and takes notes

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven


Sweet, I have the capital one app

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

FlamingLiberal posted:

The hell does that Tweet from the Dilbert guy even mean

The woke virus was defeated on X, the everything app

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
wokeness is in full retreat

we did it, we finally said enough racist poo poo

deimos
Nov 30, 2006

Forget it man this bat is whack, it's got poobrain!
No one gonna point out that... loving Google Meet is ranked higher?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



kazil posted:

Well he's gone full Pizzagate


The thing that's got me boggled is who is the "expert" he's talking about. Did the architect who built the pizza parlor and didn't include a basement get busted? Because there isn't a singular expert that debunks the conspiracy theory, it's literally every aspect of it contradicting reality that does it...

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



"you've gotta hand it to him", he actually made more than one

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Random Stranger posted:

The thing that's got me boggled is who is the "expert" he's talking about. Did the architect who built the pizza parlor and didn't include a basement get busted? Because there isn't a singular expert that debunks the conspiracy theory, it's literally every aspect of it contradicting reality that does it...

Prove a negative I dare you

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Random Stranger posted:

The thing that's got me boggled is who is the "expert" he's talking about. Did the architect who built the pizza parlor and didn't include a basement get busted? Because there isn't a singular expert that debunks the conspiracy theory, it's literally every aspect of it contradicting reality that does it...

The woman in the meme agrees that her expert is a pedo, thats all we need to know

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Rosalind posted:

I mean the mask was off before but jesus christ he's openly endorsing pizzagate now? There's no coming back from that sort of brain rot.

Well one of the people who supposedly debunked pizzagate turned out to be a pedo. An unfortunate coincidence I guess.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
was jackin' off and my dick has gone woke!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

LifeSunDeath posted:

was jackin' off and my dick has gone woke!

It's gay to touch a dick, bro

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
to prove how smart i am, i will post a meme where famous smart person michael scott shares my position

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



kazil posted:



Elon Musk: woke has jumped the shark

Literally the only people who talk about Woke this much online are these loving degenerate clowns


kazil posted:

Well he's gone full Pizzagate


Also this guy loving talks about pedophiles or calls people pedophiles 24/7.

Man I'm sure glad projection isn't real :ohno:

Like seriously, these fuckers are still on about some insane poo poo from 6 years ago? Holy gently caress the chuds are obsessed with pedophilia, real puzzler as to why

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!

Rosalind posted:

I mean the mask was off before but jesus christ he's openly endorsing pizzagate now? There's no coming back from that sort of brain rot.


Thing is pizzagate is just some bullshit cooked up by unemployable hikki channer trash, and everyone (ah well almost everyone) knows it. I have a few people like that in my extended family and they're all kinda robbed of motivation and this is how they get their dopamine.

It's wild how people with no close family or friends or personal support network like Elon and Notch wind up in this space.

I don't think Elon believes any of this - only that it's a thing that gets him attention, which - yeah - damaged narcissist needs to be the center of attention - doesn't get any real pushback on his actions - and here we are.

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

TulliusCicero posted:

Literally the only people who talk about Woke this much online are these loving degenerate clowns

Also this guy loving talks about pedophiles or calls people pedophiles 24/7.

Man I'm sure glad projection isn't real :ohno:

Like seriously, these fuckers are still on about some insane poo poo from 6 years ago? Holy gently caress the chuds are obsessed with pedophilia, real puzzler as to why

These guys literally cannot understand someone else’s empathy. They’re so broken or deep in their weird rabbit holes that they see someone else trying to posit inclusion, diversity, empathy, and caring, and they just go “no way is that sincere”

So they fall back on these weirdo talking points. Oh it’s virtue signaling, you’re just doing this for clout. Oh it’s lazy freeloading, you’re just doing this because it’ll let you mooch and leech off society. Oh, it’s just because you’re the worst person ever, you’re actually a pedophile and you’re hiding your crimes behind a veneer of kindness.

Anything to rationalize why someone else might be expressing empathy with other human beings rather than be a miserable racist/sexist/lovely piece of gently caress like them

Kale
May 14, 2010

Slotducks posted:

deeply fascist poo poo

our enemy is laughable and pathetic and so so weak! *2 minutes later* WE MUST NOT SUCCUMB TO THE POWER OF OUR ENEMY THAT IS TOO STRONG!

Its a sliding narrative depending on if the propaganda situation calls for ridicule or fear mongering

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Random Stranger posted:

The thing that's got me boggled is who is the "expert" he's talking about. Did the architect who built the pizza parlor and didn't include a basement get busted? Because there isn't a singular expert that debunks the conspiracy theory, it's literally every aspect of it contradicting reality that does it...

Its a guy who didn't report on Pizzagate, Musk’s sycophants posted a screenshot of a fake headline and a made up story from a far right tabloid and now Musk believes it

https://twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1729527856944837019
https://twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1729536522695680152

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Lol Pizzagate

What's next, gonna bring back Benghazi chat?

You can find it all on X where it happens on X!

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





just catching up with this thread and the worst elon take is that he thinks he's funny. second worst take is that he's a good guy.

also did anyone ever confirm if the cybertruck's windshield wiper is apparently just 3 regular ones attached together? this is not a trenchcoat joke.. theverge reported it but i haven't seen a followup.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
musk is like that kind of guy that keeps complaining about people doing stuff that he's likely doing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Piell posted:

Its a guy who didn't report on Pizzagate, Musk’s sycophants posted a screenshot of a fake headline and a made up story from a far right tabloid and now Musk believes it

https://twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1729527856944837019
https://twitter.com/Shayan86/status/1729536522695680152

Huh, well if this guy's so smart you'd think he'd be the richest man in the world. I think I know who to believe

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Strong Sauce posted:

just catching up with this thread and the worst elon take is that he thinks he's funny. second worst take is that he's a good guy.

also did anyone ever confirm if the cybertruck's windshield wiper is apparently just 3 regular ones attached together? this is not a trenchcoat joke.. theverge reported it but i haven't seen a followup.

Its actually two, not three, but yes

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

holtemon posted:

Lol Pizzagate

What's next, gonna bring back Benghazi chat?

You can find it all on X where it happens on X!

rip vilerat

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

Piell posted:

Its a guy who didn't report on Pizzagate, Musk’s sycophants posted a screenshot of a fake headline and a made up story from a far right tabloid and now Musk believes it

90% chance someone tells Musk this and his response is “well the fact that I found this pedophilia situation so plausible really tells you something”

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!
https://insideevs.com/news/698039/tesla-model-3-active-hood-passive-safety-feature/

Hmmm active hoods? I can only imagine they are going to screw it up to the extent that it ends up flinging the children the car hunts down onto the next block

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Squibbles posted:

https://insideevs.com/news/698039/tesla-model-3-active-hood-passive-safety-feature/

Hmmm active hoods? I can only imagine they are going to screw it up to the extent that it ends up flinging the children the car hunts down onto the next block

Oh, that kind of hood.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Piell posted:

Its a guy who didn't report on Pizzagate, Musk’s sycophants posted a screenshot of a fake headline and a made up story from a far right tabloid and now Musk believes it

Isn't Musk also a famously Joe Rogan/Donald Trump-style concave brained goofus where the last person in the room with him wins when it comes to the marketplace of ideas because he's got no critical thinking skills and just believes everything, but believes the last thing he hears the hardest?

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Nov 28, 2023

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
my mom probably still thinks elon is cool

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

nine-gear crow posted:

Isn't Musk also a famously Joe Rogan/Donald Trump-style concave brained goofus where the last person in the room with him wins when it comes to the marketplace of ideas because he's got not critical thinking skills and just believes everything, but believes the last thing he hears the hardest?

Nah, he’s clearly primed to believe in certain specific conspiracy theories, due to certain longstanding beliefs he has

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Also they throw around the fact that this no-name pedo journalist had "500 victims" while in reality he was in possession of 500 items of child porn. There is certainly a point that possession further victimises the subjects of the images, but then we gotta have consistency and talk about the thousands of victims every time someone is charged with possession, not just when it furthers your agenda

ymgve fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Nov 28, 2023

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

nine-gear crow posted:

Isn't Musk also a famously Joe Rogan/Donald Trump-style concave brained goofus where the last person in the room with him wins when it comes to the marketplace of ideas because he's got no critical thinking skills and just believes everything, but believes the last thing he hears the hardest?

He’s a loving idiot but he thinks he’s incredibly smart and NEVER wrong. Even when he had his facts wrong he’s like “oh uhh erm well I was just uh joking it was a meme uh”

All of his prejudices are actually proof that he’s a centrist, not being swayed either way, left or right. Which makes him a lot more susceptible to the far right conspiracy circuit.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


he's a centrist, as in he's the center of the universe

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1729363122144616572

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


grok confirms all of my personal biases, amazing!!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Hardcastlemccormik posted:

90% chance someone tells Musk this and his response is “well the fact that I found this pedophilia situation so plausible really tells you something”

When he got fact checked on the US bases in the Middle East he did that “ok fine I’m factually wrong but the sentiment behind this is 100% true”

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Grok what is your opinion on child support in a vulgar and heavily trolling manner

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Spend over 40 billion on an app and its ranking below loving "Canva" lol

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


digital penitence posted:

Why only one windshield wiper again? wtf



Steadiman posted:

incredible, the streaking and completely covered parts of the window are like a painting. The cyvbertrick creates custom artwork with every wipe to ease your commute! That's worth thousands for sure. How much actually usable window is there? 1/3rd? half?

Also look at how the dirt collects on the glass roof and bedcover since the aerodynamics put them in a... reversion area? Negative pressure? Whatever. Same thing that happens ont he rear windows of SUVs and wagons. Swirling air deposits schmutz.

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