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A theme restaurant with like wizards and poo poo is totally recession proof!
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Duckman2008 posted:Someone tried and it closed. Here have a link with some amazing quotes and pictures. And here I thought the AFK Tavern in Everett wsa going to be the least successful nerd pub in the Seattle metro area. At least that one lasted like 10 years
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There was also a "not actually Harry Potter" Harry Potter bar in Toronto, called "The Lockheart", that was almost exactly 1 mile away from GarfieldEATs, two main streets south of it on the closest north/south road. It was on its way out prior to the pandemic, IIRC, but the lockdowns put the nails in its coffin and it shut down in July 2021: https://www.blogto.com/bars/lockhart-toronto/ I went there once, I guess it was aggressively fine. The cocktails were quite cheap for 2016-era Toronto when it first opened ($8 drinks), and googling it shows that even around closing-era the drinks were both cheap ($11CAD-ish?) and boring, though that kind of thing is super inflated compared to even 3 years ago (when cocktails at most places that were any good went from $12-15 to now $16-20).
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https://www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_culture/tokyo-themed-cafes-anime/ https://www.paselaresorts.com/collaboration/luidas_bar/menu.html https://hpcafe.jp/ and more more more
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Did someone post the SpongeBob restaurant in here? It was actually good, wildly successful (albeit overpriced) and was promptly sued into oblivion by Viacom because they didn’t bother with a license.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Bob HadababyEATSaboy jesus christ
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Frank Frank posted:Did someone post the SpongeBob restaurant in here? It was actually good, wildly successful (albeit overpriced) and was promptly sued into oblivion by Viacom because they didn’t bother with a license. BrownEATS or BoognishEATS Big Cow Lasagna
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Pimp to EATS
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EATS-a-me Mario (not the Chris Pratt version)
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HE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT NATHFIELD https://x.com/theNathfield/status/1729380364366348510?s=20
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mediaphage posted:lol yeah sounds like people who didn't know what they were doing which is all too common (thus perfect for this thread) You ain't kidding quote:“As far as just building out the building, technology has been the biggest nightmare,” Balch said in October 2021 as he grumbled about the digital reservation and point-of-sale-system giving him headaches. “Honestly, we don’t like technology. Magic is better.” CodfishCartographer posted:HE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT NATHFIELD  warm your vocal cords up Frank Frank, it's rendition time!
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The obvious endgame here is that he becomes so famous that he can open a restaurant called NathenEATS, and it serves pizzas that are 50% hair, 50% botox
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His podcasts are truly deranged. Maybe the worst podcast I’ve ever listened to. Looking forward to ep 4
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Seth Pecksniff posted:
As a generic white guy who can speak English, I have a spot on Chris Pratt impression.
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O.K. now someone whose real name is World's Current Youngest Garfield Licensee please sponsor that episode
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Seth Pecksniff posted:You ain't kidding I legit would pay $10 for Nathfield characters to thank Frank Frank for his support. I donno if I would pay more than $10, but man it would be a great value for $10.
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CodfishCartographer posted:HE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT NATHFIELD  oh poo poo I’ll do another write-up if he actually follows through. Also lmao @ “fanvestor”. Personally, I would have gone with “funvestor”. If only we didn’t have a rule about poop touching; I am insanely curious how much he “needs” per episode.
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Frank Frank posted:
That would depend on how much Nathen pays the actors and sound person.
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BigBadSteve posted:That would depend on how much Nathen pays the actors and sound person. I can't imagine him paying anyone with anything other than imaginary currency like "Garfbux"
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Frank Frank posted:I can't imagine him paying anyone with anything other than imaginary currency like "Garfbux" 20 garfbux = 1 big cow lasagnacoin 20 big cow lasagnacoin = 1 Archangel GabbyEATS coin
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MrQwerty posted:20 garfbux = 1 big cow lasagnacoin This is still more useful than cryptocurrency.
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BraveNewWorldEATS he even has the drug connections to make this work
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Yo, how many semi-trucks full of cocaine do you have to have backup your driveway in a 24 hour period to actually think opening a Scott Pilgrim-themed restaurant is a good idea?
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Drunk Nerds posted:Yo, how many semi-trucks full of cocaine do you have to have backup your driveway in a 24 hour period to actually think opening a Scott Pilgrim-themed restaurant is a good idea? Lol that probably takes less than a half gram in a day for most people Restaurants are the ultimate business forbidden fruit
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Drunk Nerds posted:Yo, how many semi-trucks full of cocaine do you have to have backup your driveway in a 24 hour period to actually think opening a Scott Pilgrim-themed restaurant is a good idea? he has no idea what it is, he's just like "oh this anime thing is making waves online"
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I think it’s dumber than that. I think it popped up on his Netflix as “#1”
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MrQwerty posted:Lol that probably takes less than a half gram in a day for most people Please have your dealer call me.
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1729702123263131737?t=fXKpgU0Cja7o1MgJ7WZInQ&s=19 How the gently caress does he always have something else?
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He is like a walking "that guy" when you watch Shark Tank. Is it the cool idea? A family owned company? Nope, it's THAT GUY, and he has some bullshit to sell ya.
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Taking down Big Mint.
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I'd be way more likely to buy those mints if they had some licensed character associated with them.
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thank god finally some innovation from the mint and gum industry
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Using this as an excuse to post Mclusky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TStEWrHhlUE
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Yeah, but is it cowboy cut?
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