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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


being so disruptive that you create problems in mature products that haven't existed for decades-centuries

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I haven't been in many teslas but I wonder how many are all musty smelling in my area because it rains a lot here. Having a soaking wet filter is just gross as hellllll

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
cant wait to see the excuses tesla bros make for their shitcars breaking in winter.

"who knew water expanded when freezing?"

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
You guys are just haters, you can’t expect a car that’s been on the market for 6 years to be completely mature.

Same as with the Cybertruck, as they sort out the issues there’s going to be some cuts and bruises and run over children.

Ellipson
Sep 14, 2007

everything's cool

Hardcastlemccormik posted:

You guys are just haters, you can’t expect a car that’s been on the market for 6 years to be completely mature.

Same as with the Cybertruck, as they sort out the issues there’s going to be some cuts and bruises and run over children.

No wonder the IDF was so eager to talk to Musk. They're happy to try them out

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

That's way too practical and safe for tesla.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

gschmidl posted:

What happened to "Texas isn't anyone's relevant constituency"?

This argument can't be made until the case is in front of a judge, and the judge it would have been in front of just recused, so expect a delay in the motion being presented, and then summarily dismissed because the judge is a chudge.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Elon Musk is a resident of Texas, that's the only claim he has to it being filed there. But he's not even the CEO of X, a California based company.

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
I gotta be honest, I feel like I’m still chasing the constant dopamine highs of one year ago when Musk’s insane managerial whims were showing up in the news every two hours or so, engineers and managers were fleeing and publicly posting through it, and the features of the website were in dramatic flux.

These days it’s just a lot more boring incompetence. Plenty to mock but just not the juice I need to fuel my worst impulses.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Man, if only someone made something like that.
It could be a vehicle used for recreation. A recreational vehicle, perhaps?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Interesting that the words "Musk" and "Woke" both have 4 letters, with prominent use of the letter K.

Also, an M upside down is a W, and vice versa.

"Wusk"

"Moke"

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I can’t believe the woke mind virus has slain the meme lord

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

spanky the dolphin posted:

Nothing a software update won't fix!

Max fan speed reduced by 75% problem solved

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Hardcastlemccormik posted:

I gotta be honest, I feel like I’m still chasing the constant dopamine highs of one year ago when Musk’s insane managerial whims were showing up in the news every two hours or so, engineers and managers were fleeing and publicly posting through it, and the features of the website were in dramatic flux.

These days it’s just a lot more boring incompetence. Plenty to mock but just not the juice I need to fuel my worst impulses.

Yeah. To be fair it's hard to top Musk repeatedly failing to brand Dril with a blue check.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Grammarchist posted:

Yeah. To be fair it's hard to top Musk repeatedly failing to brand Dril with a blue check.

Elon Scooby Doo chasing dril around twitter with a blue checkmark was one of the funniest things he's ever done in his life

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

kazil posted:

Presler is a gay republican who travels from state to state to "help" with elections that he ends up losing, and basically lives out of his car and eats oatmeal and vitamins because he surely has an eating disorder.


Lol, I forgot about the spare tire with no wheel. How on earth is that going to help you when you get a flat in the middle of nowhere?

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Did he delete the pizzagate tweet? It doesn't seem to be there anymore.

Edit: Yeah, looks like it.. Looks like he might finally be a little aware that his dumbfuck tweets are seriously harming the company, at least for this brief moment.

And looky what we got - brand new [blank] files!



No idea what this is referring to at all, and you couldn't pay me to try to read and summarize any of this.

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Nov 29, 2023

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Did he delete the pizzagate tweet? It doesn't seem to be there anymore.

Edit: Yeah, looks like it.. Looks like he might finally be a little aware that his dumbfuck tweets are seriously harming the company, at least for this brief moment.

And looky what we got - brand new [blank] files!



No idea what he's talking about, and you couldn't pay me to read and summarize any of this.

lol that that site gave a detailed explanation of what a meme is

must be primarily read by olds

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



...! posted:

lol that that site gave a detailed explanation of what a meme is

must be primarily read by olds

2018
Yeah I forget, who was the Us President and UK Prime Minister in 2018?

I bet it was Killary

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


THE CLIT FILES #1: Where is it?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



shyduck posted:

THE CLIT FILES #1: Where is it?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

How soon until we get Agenda 21 tweets

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

shyduck posted:



sensing a trend here

Don't insult Geoff like this.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



shyduck posted:

THE CLIT FILES #1: Where is it?

I highly doubt Musk has ever tried to give genuine pleasure to a woman

Would he post with !! To that?

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

TulliusCicero posted:

I highly doubt Musk has ever tried to give genuine pleasure to a woman

Would he post with !! To that?

Female orgasms are a left wing psyop to spread woke feminism.

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


IBroughttheFunk posted:

Did he delete the pizzagate tweet? It doesn't seem to be there anymore.

Edit: Yeah, looks like it.. Looks like he might finally be a little aware that his dumbfuck tweets are seriously harming the company, at least for this brief moment.

And looky what we got - brand new [blank] files!



No idea what this is referring to at all, and you couldn't pay me to try to read and summarize any of this.

It's funny how everytime they try to show off how the government is censoring it's from when theres a conservative in office.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Hardcastlemccormik posted:

Female orgasms are a left wing psyop to spread woke feminism.

I still laugh at Ben Shapiro telling on himself when he tweeted about his wife never getting wet or orgasming and assuming that was the norm.

I mean, it has always been so for him, but still :lol:.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

TulliusCicero posted:

I highly doubt Musk has ever tried to give genuine pleasure to a woman

Would he post with !! To that?

This is why I find his obsession with the number 69 so annoying. It’s just purely from a juvenile “oh sex number lololol” angle. The dude does not seem like a cunning linguist.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I still laugh at Ben Shapiro telling on himself when he tweeted about his wife never getting wet or orgasming and assuming that was the norm.

I mean, it has always been so for him, but still :lol:.

Lol that his justification was "my doctor wife I got arranged married to says this is very normal"

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I still laugh at Ben Shapiro telling on himself when he tweeted about his wife never getting wet or orgasming and assuming that was the norm.

I mean, it has always been so for him, but still :lol:.

Wasn’t there another conservative who said something like “I’ve never met a woman who was an enthusiastic participant in sex”

priznat posted:

This is why I find his obsession with the number 69 so annoying. It’s just purely from a juvenile “oh sex number lololol” angle. The dude does not seem like a cunning linguist.

None of these idiots can be a cunnulingus-ist, that’s for sure

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

priznat posted:

This is why I find his obsession with the number 69 so annoying. It’s just purely from a juvenile “oh sex number lololol” angle. The dude does not seem like a cunning linguist.

Musk has never seen a pussy in his entire life

e: except when he turns off his monitor, etc

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Kit Walker posted:

Musk has never seen a pussy in his entire life

I'm sure a narcissist like him has looked in the mirror many times.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I'm sure a narcissist like him has looked in the mirror many times.

Aw, you beat me to my edit

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I'm sure a narcissist like him has looked in the mirror many times.

"I'd gently caress me"

- Mirror Elon

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

poisonpill posted:

"you've gotta hand it to him", he actually made more than one

It only took them four years to go from one semifunctional prototype to maybe five semifunctional prototypes.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

digital penitence posted:

Why only one windshield wiper again? wtf



I like how all 4 wheel covers (hubcaps) were destroyed by going through the mud and the top car in the picture is already missing them entirely

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Did he delete the pizzagate tweet? It doesn't seem to be there anymore.

Edit: Yeah, looks like it.. Looks like he might finally be a little aware that his dumbfuck tweets are seriously harming the company, at least for this brief moment.

And looky what we got - brand new [blank] files!



No idea what this is referring to at all, and you couldn't pay me to try to read and summarize any of this.

whoa, it rivals the twitter files in importance?!?!?!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Where's #Linda? Is she #dead💀?

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
still tryina figure out if anyone said #sports

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