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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:some gas guzzler driving maniac closed the gate It was me, i closed the gate. Please continue not looking where the gently caress you're going and slamming into it indignantly, it pleases me ever so much.
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spacebard posted:I don't get it. Why don't they just raise the bridge or lower the road? 8 ft long 11 in wide Hihohe posted:Bike riders looking for every possible excuse about how its someone else fault that they careened into a solid wall like it would work like a Wile E Coyote tunnel   credburn posted:Anyone remember -- I saw it on somethingawful in early 00s -- there was like, a lady who did that in a bowling alley, like the longest turd... I brought it up in this or another thread a few weeks ago, turns out it was an art thing   FAKE NEWS
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Takes No Damage posted:
IS NOTHING SACRED
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Takes No Damage posted:I brought it up in this or another thread a few weeks ago, turns out it was an art thing If anyone is interested, her name is Michelle Hines quote:World Record #4: Peristaltic Action, 1995, video stills (6 of 8) Here's a Snopes page about it: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/worlds-longest-human-poop/
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Nov 29, 2023 05:07
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I once saw a massive turd in the bathroom at a campsite. One solid piece but somehow almost filled the bowl with its Bristolian girth. I tried in vain to flush it but it just wouldn't go down so I gave up and took my piss in the woods as not to disturb the gargantuan deuce. Did not take pictures because I didn't have a wide angle lens and also it wasn't my poop so it wouldn't have been right.
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I didn't poo poo once the entire time I was in Australia. credburn has a new favorite as of 05:43 on Nov 29, 2023 |
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credburn posted:Anyone remember -- I saw it on somethingawful in early 00s -- there was like, a lady who did that in a bowling alley, like the longest turd... i have it somewhere, lemme see if i can find it fake edit: gently caress i can't find it, all i can find is a pdf explaining how it's fake
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credburn posted:I didn't poo poo once the entire time I was in Australia. How long? Clingy guts are the worst.
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Nov 29, 2023 05:19
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God? Where are all my turd photos?
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Large Testicles posted:i have it somewhere, lemme see if i can find it If anyone wants to recreate the gif you can download a pdf with all the images from the gallery's website: https://www.hallwalls.org/pubs/78.html The curator's intro for the exhibition is pretty funny. 
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Elias_Maluco posted:Why theres even a barrier there? Seems to be a public street Probably to stop these bike maniacs from murdering pedestrians, if the available documentation of their velocity and spatial awareness is to be believed.
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Upsidads posted:God? Where are all my turd photos?
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I call bullshit on not dropping turds an entire month. edit: My mistake; somehow I read that as them not taking a poo poo for the entire month they were in Australia. Turns out I'm the bullshit. It was me. Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 07:13 on Nov 29, 2023 |
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Unperson_47 posted:I call bullshit on not dropping turds an entire month. Just do some heroin, or any opiates. You'll be poo poo free in no time.
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Unperson_47 posted:I call bullshit on not dropping turds an entire month.
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My 4 year old drops logs that would surprise Yokozuna. I have no idea how that much cable comes out of a 35 pound Korean boy. I couldn't poo poo that much after an all you can eat Vindaloo bender.
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Freudian slippers posted:Probably to stop these bike maniacs from murdering pedestrians, if the available documentation of their velocity and spatial awareness is to be believed. Those drat murderous biking kids Unperson_47 posted:I call bullshit on not dropping turds an entire month. Not an entire month, but when I was 20 years old I backpacked through Bolivia and Peru for around 40 days. It was my first trip like that and I found I had difficulty making GBS threads in this situation (changing places almost everyday, often camping). In those 40 days I had 4 shits. And all of them took some hours of effort Elias_Maluco has a new favorite as of 12:26 on Nov 29, 2023 |
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I always thought goons were full of poo poo.
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Knormal posted:When you're in Australia you're making GBS threads against gravity so it can be hard if your bowel muscles aren't used to it. Like trying to swallow while doing a handstand. It's partially that and working against your rectum's natural "Coriolis whorl". The lower intestine develops a clockwise twist in the northern hemisphere; crossing the equator is like reversing the rifling in a gun-barrel mid-shot, you're gonna gently caress up your works something fierce.
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::THONK:: https://i.imgur.com/12AQJ50.mp4 I can only poop in a full body suspension rig
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I feel like that's the only thing I can see happening with that setup. That had to be an expected outcome.
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das hipster posted:::THONK:: Check this poo poo out motherfucker [I jump while attached to a rope, hammering my face into a steel beam and collapsing to the ground, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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FreudianSlippers posted:I once saw a massive turd in the bathroom at a campsite. One solid piece but somehow almost filled the bowl with its Bristolian girth. I tried in vain to flush it but it just wouldn't go down so I gave up and took my piss in the woods as not to disturb the gargantuan deuce. While camping once we all decided to go to the showers late at night since it wouldn't be busy and we could talk loudly over the individual stalls without disturbing people. One friend gets into his stall, the last available one, and notices a giant turd sitting in the back. I could see it from my stall, since the bottoms were open like toilets at stores, for some reason. We all had a good laugh, then he managed to drop his bar of soap directly on it.
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Brawnfire posted:I feel like that's the only thing I can see happening with that setup. That had to be an expected outcome. That's what I thought too, but the guy doing the fail cobra in the background suggests otherwise
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das hipster posted:That's what I thought too, but the guy doing the fail cobra in the background suggests otherwise The girl running the camera has the opposite reaction and nobody even tries to help, so who's to say?
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*while deactivating camera* Called it.
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gently caress.
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Can't work there mate
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Brawnfire posted:I feel like that's the only thing I can see happening with that setup. That had to be an expected outcome. Well that looks like a training rig for stuntmen, which googling the sign in the back says. . .it's a training school for stunt men. So it may actually have been the intended result. Although that aluminum truss is fairly unforgiving. I've hit my head off it. . .alot. #CUCTEAM
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The forbidden döner kebab.
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Perestroika posted:The forbidden döner kebab. The dön'ter kebab
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Finally, a doner with added fibre.
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Knormal posted:When you're in Australia you're making GBS threads against gravity so it can be hard if your bowel muscles aren't used to it. Like trying to swallow while doing a handstand.
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It's called the coloniolis effect
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It looks like that's a film stunt training school, so I assume the idea is you're supposed to put your arms out so it only looks like you're smashing your face into some scaffolding and this guy forgot to put his arms up.
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Does that make him the best or the worst stunt double?
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Fishstick posted:Does that make him the best or the worst stunt double? It's a great act, but he can only do it once.
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