Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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lmao he's high as gently caress just bobbing his head all over the place
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:48 |
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kazil posted:lmao try to fix that one Linda That's right porn's back in a big way on X! #gotfuckyourself
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:48 |
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/tedstew/status/1729991906531189147 He's prepping his excuse for closing twitter down when it inevitably runs out of money. "It wasn't me, it was the advertisers trying to blackmail me."
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:48 |
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A rare miss for the Muskie.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:49 |
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We will prove the advertisers killed us in cold blood in the release of our brutal expose we call…..The X Files
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:49 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That's right porn's back in a big way on X! #gotfuckyourself #watersports
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:49 |
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at his darting his head back and forth because he's waiting for people to clap for him.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:49 |
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Elon, do you want to get bonesawed by your Saudi investors? Because this is how you get bonesawed by your saudi investors.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:49 |
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lol is his logic that it’s somehow the advertiser’s responsibility to keep his company running? Cause I’m no business knowledger but I don’t think you can blame the customers for your product sucking
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:50 |
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Livestream available https://twitter.com/dealbook/status/1729988793065767376
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:50 |
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the end is near
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:51 |
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/tedstew/status/1729991906531189147 eagerly awaiting him losing x.com when this all liquidates
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:51 |
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I thought it wasn't about money, Elon.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:51 |
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Parkingtigers posted:Elon, do you want to get bonesawed by your Saudi investors? Because this is how you get bonesawed by your saudi investors. Twitter dying was the investment.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:51 |
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lol at Tesla investors right now
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:52 |
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this is a meltdown for the ages, good god.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:52 |
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Steadiman posted:lol is his logic that it’s somehow the advertiser’s responsibility to keep his company running? Cause I’m no business knowledger but I don’t think you can blame the customers for your product sucking there's no logic to it. he's mad and lashing out
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:52 |
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mobby_6kl posted:I thought it wasn't about money, Elon.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:52 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It's dumb, but does it move the needle on ad revenue? I can't imagine a business choosing not to make an additional dollar in profit advertising on twitter just because the CEO said GFY to them when they pulled their ad revenue off the platform. If twitter turns out to be a single dollar more valuable to ad-spend on than another platform, why would they choose to go elsewhere? Hurt feelings? Either here or in the YOSPOS thread an advertising goon pointed out that twitter ads don't really work and most of the ad spend on it is due to legacy momentum. What's likely going to happen is they'll see that not having ads led to no impact on revenue.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:52 |
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I thought elon's plan was to become profitable thru twitter blue??? How's that going?? lmao
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:53 |
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Piell posted:Livestream available Yeah but it's on twitter so it doesn't work
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:53 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It's dumb, but does it move the needle on ad revenue? I can't imagine a business choosing not to make an additional dollar in profit advertising on twitter just because the CEO said GFY to them when they pulled their ad revenue off the platform. If twitter turns out to be a single dollar more valuable to ad-spend on than another platform, why would they choose to go elsewhere? Hurt feelings? If advertising was going well he would not have melted down in the first place
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:53 |
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elon is dumb as poo poo LOL
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:54 |
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Piell posted:Livestream available Is it just me or is this not loading?
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:54 |
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Keep digging Elon it’s going to work!
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:54 |
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lol elon is so used to softball interviews and he's way out of his depth here
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:54 |
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over 100 regulators you guys hes totally beholden to them
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:55 |
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kazil posted:lmao he's high as gently caress I watched it with the sound off first and the way he's moving around makes him look like a goddamned muppet
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:55 |
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Further Reading posted:Either here or in the YOSPOS thread an advertising goon pointed out that twitter ads don't really work and most of the ad spend on it is due to legacy momentum. What's likely going to happen is they'll see that not having ads led to no impact on revenue. Yeah, so the decision to no longer advertise is based purely on revenue, not whether or not some boer with a head that looks like a white balloon just told their CEO to go gently caress themselves.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:55 |
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Linda holding back tears: "Did...sniff...someone say...sniff...#sports?" She's right, X Is where it all happens because I just saw Elon telling his advertisers to gently caress themselves on X!
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:55 |
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https://x.com/jd_durkin/status/1729991850079990080?s=20 - video Looks like he's high as a loving kite, too.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:55 |
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explosivo posted:I watched it with the sound off first and the way he's moving around makes him look like a goddamned muppet He put his skin suit on the wrong way round too.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:56 |
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/tedstew/status/1729991906531189147 The last thing advertisers want is publicity.
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:57 |
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did somebody say #gofuckyourself ?
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:57 |
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I'll admit it's extremely funny that Musk just assumed that he was entitled to advertisers forking money over to him. The fact that he's blaming their "boycott" and not just owning up to the fact that advertisers don't want to associate with a toxic brand shows such a pathetic failure to understand business 101 concepts. "How dare you blackmail us by not giving us your money! We're documenting all this right now and you'll rue the day when we go to your managers and get you fired!"
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:57 |
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We only want advertisers that are hardcore for Twitter 2.0. Press a link in your email by Friday at 5pm if you still want to be here. Everyone else, go gently caress yourself
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:57 |
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Chong is gonna have to sell a lot more gummies to save X
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:58 |
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How bad can Elon spiral downwards. Going to be fun to find out!
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# ? Nov 29, 2023 23:59 |
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god i wish that footage had a cut to Linda's reaction in the audience.
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Go fash, no cash.
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