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Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Took the old bitch long enough.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:10

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:46

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

AlmightyBob posted:

how...

https://x.com/me_im_chloe/status/1729930571080450276?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg

ESP is real

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:10

Mr Apollo: Jan 1, 2013

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:10

kuarduck: Nov 15, 2012; I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

6 me plz I need this

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:10

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

Lovely

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:10

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1730056701523443969

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:10

frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:11

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

I was a little fuzzy on some of the details, but from reading a few of the articles posted here it sounds like he was pretty much the US Hitler, but without the common human decency to kill himself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ngDWnP2akE

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:11

Log082: Nov 8, 2008

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

hit me

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:11

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:11

CuwiKhons: Sep 24, 2009; Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

gimme summa dat sugar

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:11

mailorder bees: Nov 4, 2011; FLUFFERNUTTER

shame it wasn't sooner but lmao anyway

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:13

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

I thought John Adams really captured a sensitive and nuanced portrait of Kissinger in his opera, "Nixon in China."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i9OYdBXIuk

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:14

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

mailorder bees posted:

shame it wasn't sooner but lmao anyway

I thought that said nooner and thought it seemed a bit harsh.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:14

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

Hooray

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:14

Psychotic Puggle: May 21, 2012; When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash!

And nothing of value was lost.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:15

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

I honestly dont know much about Kissinger other than the Cambodia bombing campaign. Looking him up on Google, everything in searches is super neutral and tries really hard to hide his war crimes lol.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:15

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL: Feb 21, 2006; Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

his remains aren't even fit to nourish the earth, he doesn't deserve the privilege

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:15

NmareBfly: Jul 16, 2004; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Aishlinn posted:

Absolutely, please. My poo poo is boring as gently caress.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:16

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

I said come in! posted:

I honestly dont know much about Kissinger other than the Cambodia bombing campaign. Looking him up on Google, everything in searches is super neutral and tries really hard to hide his war crimes lol.

ever heard of Pinochet? yeah that was Kissinger

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:16

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

I said come in! posted:

I honestly dont know much about Kissinger other than the Cambodia bombing campaign. Looking him up on Google, everything in searches is super neutral and tries really hard to hide his war crimes lol.

The behind the Bastards podcast has a great (infuriating) series on him.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:17

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

I think he won this round

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:17

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Captain Hygiene posted:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:18

Conrad_Birdie: Jul 10, 2009; I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

lol he�s dead

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:18

PipHelix: Nov 11, 2017

Speakers to 11, gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crif5E67ar0

Got an uncle that was permanently disabled in a helicopter crash in Cambodia. Supposedly he came drat near to being court martialed because he threw away all his gear so he could ge the gently caress back across the border as quick as possible. Also survived lymphoma he was convinced was an Agent Orange hangover.

Died a few years back and the stories the people who knew him before he was conscripted told about him - totally different guy. Happier, popular, more personable. Can't recall ever having seen the dude smile in the 30 odd years I knew him.

Get the fucker in a shittable-upon plot of ground already. Ditches all over this great nation.

PipHelix fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Nov 30, 2023

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:18

Koopa Kid: Aug 21, 2007

gently caress yeah

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:21

TheHoosier: Dec 30, 2004; The fuck, Graham?!

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

6er me. Rot in piss you loving monster

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:21

skasion: Feb 13, 2012; Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

wash bucket posted:

Skeksis energy

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:22

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Woulda been better if he wasn't 100 years old

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:22

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

former Press Secretary for George W. Bush weighs in

https://twitter.com/arifleischer/status/1730052995356762621?s=61&t=p0lkU7ZX97mSkS8t9yVjfg

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:23

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

redshirt posted:

Woulda been better if he wasn't 100 years old

it took this long for him to finally drain the vial of cambodian children's souls. woke up this morning and it was empty.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:23

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

I dunno man finding it hard to celebrate the fact that this guy got to engage in a full century of unrepentant evil before dying in his sleep or whatever.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:24

Mr. Crow: May 22, 2008; Snap City mayor for life

Aishlinn posted:

here's a good image for 6'ers. I'll take one with it too.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:24

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

mannerup posted:

former Press Secretary for George W. Bush weighs in

https://twitter.com/arifleischer/status/1730052995356762621?s=61&t=p0lkU7ZX97mSkS8t9yVjfg

The most milquetoast attack I've ever seen. Suck my rear end in a top hat, bush boy.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:24

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I am glad this human being no longer exists.

IMO.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:26

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

This is a heck of a birthday present, can we have more war criminals die on our upcoming b-days?

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:26

Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

Happy to take a sixer on this historic occasion.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:26

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

Zymandia posted:

no longer a lie

I've never been happier.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:26

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/1730062196439204178?s=61&t=p0lkU7ZX97mSkS8t9yVjfg

I... actually believe Roger Stone on this (yes, Nixon wanted credit for those foreign policy accomplishments)

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:27

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I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

This is a heck of a birthday present, can we have more war criminals die on our upcoming b-days?

Nothing still beats my birthday present (Lowtax).

# ? Nov 30, 2023 04:27

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