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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
didnt nikki haley make the government pay like 50k for window blinds in her penthouse

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

lmfao that was Ben Carson


Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Klingon Jesus got some beefy hands

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's yakub

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Funny politics poo poo you remember - the time Kissinger finally loving died.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Funny politics poo poo you remember - the time Kissinger finally loving died.

funny poo poo lol

Clowner
Dec 13, 2006

Further in

my bony fealty posted:

funny poo poo lol

I was having a crummy morning until I heard the news, day saved

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Funny politics poo poo you remember - the time Kissinger finally loving died.

gently caress yes, i can finally crack open the whisky ive been saving for a special occasion

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
similarly,

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Javid posted:

similarly,



wait that old hag finally ate it too? WHAT loving ROCK WAS I UNDER THAT DAY AND WHY ARENT PEOPLE STILL CELEBRATING?

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

the big dick toilet salesman attorney general

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
https://www.bostonreview.net/articles/jonathan-m-metzl-dying-whiteness/

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Large Testicles posted:

wait that old hag finally ate it too? WHAT loving ROCK WAS I UNDER THAT DAY AND WHY ARENT PEOPLE STILL CELEBRATING?

two months ago exactly, I haven't stopped giggling every time I remember

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006

Javid posted:

similarly,


Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


poverbs

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
That Henry Kissenger is a clear and obvious war criminal but you're just not supposed to say it

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
"let the family mourn" over Kissenger s death

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
i feel like if you want your family to be able to mourn you in peace then you should probably try to not be such a piece of poo poo that millions of people have legitimate cause to celebrate your death

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
mourn his life AND celebrate his death

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

HootTheOwl posted:

That Henry Kissenger is a clear and obvious war criminal but you're just not supposed to say it

no no, see he's the good kind of war criminal because ~fart~

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol the news was like "yes he did a carpet bombing in a country that we weren't at war with" but he also did many good things like Be Fun At Parties

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kissinger? I swear I was only carpet-bombing 'er!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


fun idea: find a single federal politician, regardless of party, who thinks anything kissinger did was wrong or disagrees with him

bernie? fetterman? the squad? all the faves love him. maybe i should too

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Krusty the Klown would get 100% approval at this point.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Woke up today and remembered that Kissinger died yesterday lmfao

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

KORNOLOGY posted:

Krusty the Klown would get 100% approval at this point.

Woah!!!

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

projecthalaxy posted:

fun idea: find a single federal politician, regardless of party, who thinks anything kissinger did was wrong or disagrees with him

bernie? fetterman? the squad? all the faves love him. maybe i should too

Following the example of the Chinese communist party gives me hope for our elected officials

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I do extend my condolences to all politics posters and tweeters who will have to find a new joke instead of just reflexively reposting the henry kissinger crane game any time they see tje word died

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Krusty the Klown, Sideshow Bob, and that guy who plays with the Captain for quarters or whatever. Ultimate squad.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Cerebral Bore posted:

i feel like if you want your family to be able to mourn you in peace then you should probably try to not be such a piece of poo poo that millions of people have legitimate cause to celebrate your death

Or just log off twitter.
Maybe it's my fault for accepting a friend request from a random Kissinger.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

projecthalaxy posted:

I do extend my condolences to all politics posters and tweeters who will have to find a new joke instead of just reflexively reposting the henry kissinger crane game any time they see tje word died

No one is left to die. History is truly over.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i am going to vote for south park

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Democrats dumped decorum the second it inconvenienced a genocide.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

KORNOLOGY posted:

Krusty the Klown, Sideshow Bob, and that guy who plays with the Captain for quarters or whatever. Ultimate squad.

handsome pete

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I have the faintest memory of some clown saying "I know I appear to be an alpha, but I'm really more of a bravo..."

Who was that? Was it one of crowder's henchmen?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Remember when Kissinger died?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

RandolphCarter posted:

I simply eat a 25mg cbd/10mg melatonin gummy

10mg melatonin might be…a lot too much? yikes

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KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
I'm gonna be the first to say it "Henry's " death was a syop

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