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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

I need to implode.

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# ? Nov 27, 2023 20:56

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FPzero: Oct 20, 2008; Game Over
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Grey Cat posted:

I need to implode.

:five:

# ? Nov 27, 2023 21:14

TomR: Apr 1, 2003; I both own and operate a pirate ship.

God drat this thread is good.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:17

OB-GYN Kenobi: Dec 4, 2017

:drat:

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:29

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

If someone wants to jazz it up you have my blessing

# ? Nov 27, 2023 22:34

Almost Smart: Sep 14, 2001; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

teen witch posted:

If someone wants to jazz it up you have my blessing

Ok, but I don't think it's going to help.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 23:04

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

I'm not that good, but someone please do OJ looking at a picture of Nicole and Ronald Goldman and getting mad and saying he's going to cut their heads off, while trying to put a glove on.

# ? Nov 27, 2023 23:12

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Almost Smart posted:

Ok, but I don't think it's going to help.

She�s beautiful

# ? Nov 27, 2023 23:15

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

ultrafilter posted:

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 00:13

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Grey Cat posted:

I need to implode.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 00:51

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

The hip young kids still like Cameron films, right?

# ? Nov 28, 2023 01:06

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Kirk Cameron has a great film career that the youth adore.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 01:11

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Is it possible to add a 6 button to a thread?

# ? Nov 28, 2023 02:37

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grey Cat posted:

Too soon?

holy gently caress lol

# ? Nov 28, 2023 02:37

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

ChickenHeart posted:

The hip young kids still like Cameron films, right?

It's at least a more culturally relevant reference than mine were.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 02:48

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Grey Cat posted:

I need to implode.

:perfect:

# ? Nov 28, 2023 06:33

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

every time. every time i check and think there can't be any more good ideas, i get blown away

# ? Nov 28, 2023 06:36

Angstrom Gothington: Feb 19, 2007; Raise your arms in the big black sky, raise your arms the highest you can, so the whole universe will glow.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 06:45

TheWorstAmy: Nov 27, 2009; I'm a stupid Twitch streamer

I have nothing to add to this except my sincerest thanks for showing me that "Leslie and Brianne" exists. I love it terribly.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 07:00

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Angstrom Gothington posted:

I need to penetrate the centerfold immediately!!

# ? Nov 28, 2023 07:10

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grey Cat posted:

I need to implode.

Ice loving cold

like the Atlantic

# ? Nov 28, 2023 11:54

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Angstrom Gothington posted:

It's a beautiful world.

# ? Nov 28, 2023 13:14

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Aishlinn posted:

every time. every time i check and think there can't be any more good ideas, i get blown away

It's the reason I haven't goldmined this yet

Like every time I think the thread is petering out someone comes out of left field with an amazing addition and I don't want to stifle creativity for this glorious thread

# ? Nov 28, 2023 16:17

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Zooooom.

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# ? Nov 28, 2023 20:22

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# ? Nov 28, 2023 21:49

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

Was just talking about marathon a couple days ago. :five:

:five:

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Nov 28, 2023

# ? Nov 28, 2023 23:03

Sir Mat of Dickie: Jul 19, 2012; "There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

Classical form, truly.

# ? Nov 29, 2023 00:02

Smik: Mar 18, 2014

On the subject of history, let's return to 2004.

# ? Nov 29, 2023 00:31

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Smik posted:

On the subject of history, let's return to 2004.

gotta zalgo fast!

# ? Nov 29, 2023 02:57

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

goddamn

# ? Nov 29, 2023 04:11

dobbymoodge: Mar 8, 2005

Angstrom Gothington posted:

Finally! Now I can :five:

:five:

. Finally.

# ? Nov 29, 2023 07:35

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 00:34

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Sombrerotron posted:

:moonrio:

:five:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 00:36

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Sombrerotron posted:

Hachi machi :eyepop:

:eyepop:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 02:25

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Sombrerotron posted:

Amazing.

:five:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 02:41

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sombrerotron posted:

shoulda made him moonwalk

# ? Nov 30, 2023 03:11

Pyroclastic: Jan 4, 2010

Quick & dirty.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 03:31

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pyroclastic posted:

Quick & dirty.

ol henry didn't have the decency to be both

# ? Nov 30, 2023 03:32

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Pyroclastic posted:

Quick & dirty.

:hmmyes:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 03:51

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# ? May 24, 2024 16:40

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Pyroclastic posted:

Quick & dirty.

another reason i'm glad seth hasn't goldmined my thread yet :buddy:

:buddy:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 06:51

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