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Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Washinton Post had an obit and I think I spotted Dril in one of the photos....

Also....

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Someone explain the evilness of kissinger in marvel cinematic universe terms

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:22

Extortionist: Aug 31, 2001; Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

he's even worse than the marvel cinematic universe

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:23

The Awesomesaurus: Feb 15, 2006; I'm too cool to be extinct.

Captain Invictus posted:

*puts two fingers to ear* I'm just receiving word from an authoritative source, today was an ordinary day

https://twitter.com/Goku/status/1730093651915936119

Lol dude�s headed for the Home For Infinite Losers

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:25

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Shinjobi posted:

Someone explain the evilness of kissinger in marvel cinematic universe terms

like 1/3 of a thanos

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:26

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Shinjobi posted:

Someone explain the evilness of kissinger in marvel cinematic universe terms

He would be the bad guy who bombs Wakanda to get it's vibranium, killing millions and making a grand speech about how it needed to be done.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:27

Von Pluring: Sep 19, 2003; Zelensky's Zealots; Pork Pro

All the evil seem to live forever

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:27

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

There wasn't a war crime Henry Kissinger wasn't a fan of.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:27

BlazeEmblem: Jun 8, 2013; Uh oh. Do I use Ariadne thread or Goho-M?

Shinjobi posted:

Someone explain the evilness of kissinger in marvel cinematic universe terms

He's killed more people than every single extra in the entire mcu. Times several thousand.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:34

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Is he still dead? Or did he rise once more to drag Benjamin Netanyahu down with him?

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:34

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

Womp womp

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:41

Potrzebie: Apr 6, 2010; I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!; Lipstick Apathy

God drat he took way to long to die. I hope he suffered in the end. Bastard.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:43

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Potrzebie posted:

God drat he took way to long to die. I hope he suffered in the end. Bastard.

hopefully the hospice replaced the painkiller drip with saline solution.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:45

Potrzebie: Apr 6, 2010; I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!; Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

hopefully the hospice replaced the painkiller drip with ~~saline solution~~ air.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:46

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V00Crn56wk0

# ? Nov 30, 2023 08:53

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

e: this was a bit extra imo

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Nov 30, 2023

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:00

The Loin King: Feb 16, 2017; Check out this goddamned cat

who

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Toxic Mental posted:

extremly rare w for rolling stone

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:30

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CORPSE INTO THE GRAVE! IT�S HENRY KISSENGER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER HO CHI MINH!

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:36

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

https://twitter.com/InstituteGC/status/1730135295444578460

Game respecting game.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:41

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Oh drat I forgot I called him dying yesterday on reddit in a thread about Charlie Munger dying when people were mentioning Betty White and Bob Barker

lol nice

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:42

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

the UK is extremely overdue for a full guillotine cleansing of the ruling class

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:43

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Thought this news needed a photoshop thread... so I made one...

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:54

Potrzebie: Apr 6, 2010; I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!; Lipstick Apathy

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/InstituteGC/status/1730135295444578460

Game respecting game.

Performance? Dada? W-style awful art?

# ? Nov 30, 2023 09:56

MiracleFlare: Mar 27, 2012

Grey Cat posted:

This rear end in a top hat didn't even have the decency to die earlier in the day.
I'm about to go to bed and miss out on all the posts.
Selfish prick.

I've been sick lately and even though he died at a timely 5 PM for me I missed it because I was already out cold. I hope somehow I coughed hard enough to send him my throat germs

AlmightyBob posted:

https://x.com/zackfox/status/1730052548566921577?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg

# ? Nov 30, 2023 10:10

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

It's a holiday in cambodia

# ? Nov 30, 2023 10:11

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Shinjobi posted:

Someone explain the evilness of kissinger in marvel cinematic universe terms

All of my little pony rolled into one.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 10:15

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Rest in Pissinger

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super nailgun: Jan 1, 2014

kissinger dead! :toot:

# ? Nov 30, 2023 10:15

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Cable Guy posted:

Thought this news needed a photoshop thread... so I made one...

lmao

# ? Nov 30, 2023 10:22

armpit_enjoyer: Jan 25, 2023; my god. it's full of posts

# ? Nov 30, 2023 11:25

Serperoth: Feb 21, 2013

Woke up to these news a few hours ago, what a blessed day

# ? Nov 30, 2023 11:26

Gen. Ripper: Jan 12, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

Someone explain the evilness of kissinger in marvel cinematic universe terms

*looks at Pinochet* so, THAT just happened

# ? Nov 30, 2023 11:40

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

this is how I found out this morning lol

# ? Nov 30, 2023 11:41

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good.
Kissinger is dead. Good.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:09

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Cheers, ya dorks!

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:24

les enfants Terrific!: Dec 12, 2008

Chinatown posted:

hopefully the hospice replaced the painkiller drip with ~~saline solution~~ potassium chloride.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:27

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I just woke up, it�s 4:30 am here, and Kissinger�s still dead.

So to celebrate, I�mma post this absolute banger celebratory song played at every Mexican party in the �90s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTib5EEv-O0

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:29

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Chinatown posted:

hopefully the hospice replaced the painkiller drip with ~~saline solution.~~ piss

# ? Nov 30, 2023 12:34

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Ars Arcanum: Jan 20, 2005; Best friends make the best weapons

Making Rosalynn Carter his final horcrux was a mistake; guess he didn�t bother to finish the last book.

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