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MaoistBanker posted:wake up everyone today this guy is going to get cyberfucked I can no longer tell reality from jokes.
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Fat Albert in a can posted:It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10? 20K?
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Nov 30, 2023 18:46
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kazil posted:he postin again Pictured: the entire shipment of cybertrucks (including defective units)
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sorry, wew, that K was good where am I oh yeah here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53EFlVAwC0 some peopple like to say bad things about me and thats cool its like the more they say the more I know I'm right. 2024 new vision, i'm cutting out the middlemen : no more horses for ivf, i'm just going to be loving the horses. staberind fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lol What are you talking about? Have you never been to gamestop before? We put in our preorder deposits already, that means we'll all get our powerwheels on launch day
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Nov 30, 2023 18:55
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redshirt posted:What tha? I thought The Homer was a car for an average working family? I'm actually mildly annoyed at The Homer comparisons, because it was a perfectly functional car whose crippling flaw was being overdesigned and reaching a price point that made it unavailable to its target audience. it was a joke car drawn up by comedy writers to be wrong on purpose, and it is still objectively far better than the cybertruck, an allegedly existing product
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Nov 30, 2023 18:58
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 Why does it do this? Why does it bother me so badly? Is it a tiny little baby stirrup for your dainty little toes while you hang on during the cyberpocalypse while elon clone #68 blasts sentinels from the back with a practical-effectsed pom-pom gun leftover from ww2? Is it just to make it look aerodynamic but... not be??? It's so bizarre; just pop the wheel well out a bit, make it look a bit more like your dumbass rocket? Man I'm putting more thought into this than Elon ever did, gently caress me.
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Nov 30, 2023 18:58
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  And once again, hiding in the refuge pf his little bubble of yes-men and sycophants.
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Nov 30, 2023 18:59
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Is he going to throw a rock at cbrtrnk again in 2 hours?
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Nov 30, 2023 19:00
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"As William Wallace said in Braveheart" [pic of not William Wallace in not Braveheart]
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Nov 30, 2023 19:01
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Did anyone call him a cybercuck yet? I am very clever.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:03
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Looking forward to more durability tests
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TulliusCicero posted:Lmao buy Disney What does that mean, make the rides good "again?" Did the rides become woke? Did they used to be like those early Coney Island rides that would kill every other family?
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Nov 30, 2023 19:06
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are the first batch(only?) trucks all going to musk employees for some reason?
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Nov 30, 2023 19:06
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did anyone say "forever elone" yet?
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Nov 30, 2023 19:07
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small butter posted:What does that mean, make the rides good "again?" Did the rides become woke? Did they used to be like those early Coney Island rides that would kill every other family? Chuds are mad that Disney is retooling Splash Mountain to be less racist and are making it a ride about the Princess and the Frog movie instead of the confederate furries from Song of the South. Also there's a Star Wars land now and chuds want to murder people because there's a woman and a black guy in Star Wars now.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:08
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I'm bored on an airplane, I dunno if this is anything, but I created it so here you go 
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Nov 30, 2023 19:11
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They should make splash mountain something any body has ever seen.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:11
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i say "smellon musk"
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kazil posted:he postin again That is still one of the ugliest cars I have ever seen
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smoobles posted:I'm bored on an airplane, I dunno if this is anything, but I created it so here you go That's not how you do Loss 
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Nov 30, 2023 19:22
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kazil posted:he postin again In a real assembly line or even the PDI area the cars would never be that close together
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IBroughttheFunk posted:
Lol he's so loving depressed. "Thanks Billy"
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Nov 30, 2023 19:26
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Tell ya what, Elon Musk is one defective unit har har har
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Nov 30, 2023 19:29
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Just remembered what they remind me of
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Nov 30, 2023 19:29
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What a morning, logged on here and saw 500 new posts and thought what in the hell did the idiot get up to last night Lol even my girlfriend unprompted asked me if I saw the interview and she is definitely not as online as I am
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Nov 30, 2023 19:31
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Reading that article about how stainless steel has a tendency to sometimes pop out to its original shape and laughing picturing a cybshryydjc driving down the road and all of a sudden it all pops into flat panels and the driver is still zooming along line Wily coyote
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Nov 30, 2023 19:32
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Just remembered what they remind me of Me, trying to go up a hill in the Cybertruck: "Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" William Bear fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Nov 30, 2023 |
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Nov 30, 2023 19:32
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I’m still snickering about that guy so excited about cyber trucks that he posted his cyber truck premiere outfit. What a dweeb.
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Fat Albert in a can posted:I’m still snickering about that guy so excited about cyber trucks that he posted his cyber truck premiere outfit. What a dweeb. Uh he had a special cyberthong that you are just laughing about? Smdh
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Nov 30, 2023 19:35
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kazil posted:he postin again I’m sure I’m like the millionth person to say this, but that’s not a factory floor. That’s just all the cybertrucks on the planet lined up in a warehouse
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Nov 30, 2023 19:38
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rotinaj posted:Uh he had a special cyberthong that you are just laughing about? Smdh I am going to wedgie him until the thong is literal butt floss
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Nov 30, 2023 19:38
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Just remembered what they remind me of Really, the main difference is that the Cybertruck won't give you time to shout, stop shouting, and carefully action roll out of the vehicle before it runs into something
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Nov 30, 2023 19:40
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I'd vote for him
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poisonpill posted:I’m sure I’m like the millionth person to say this, but that’s not a factory floor. That’s just all the cybertrucks on the planet lined up in a warehouse Joke's on you, they are assembling them in a warehouse
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Nov 30, 2023 19:44
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I'm still laughing that this guy said something so stupid that an auditorium full of people gasped and were silently stunned at just how stupid he was
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Nov 30, 2023 19:48
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What ever happened with the robot? isn't it supposed to be replacing humans already? They showed the model that couldn't stand on it's own, then the one that could sort small objects within minutes as long as you spend the video up 10x He claimed in 2022 that it would be production ready in 2023
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Codependent Poster posted:I'm still laughing that this guy said something so stupid that an auditorium full of people gasped and were silently stunned at just how stupid he was Also he was obviously waiting for applause which cracked me up even more.
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Nov 30, 2023 19:49
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poisonpill posted:I’m sure I’m like the millionth person to say this, but that’s not a factory floor. That’s just all the cybertrucks on the planet lined up in a warehouse looks like a finishing line to me. I see little hydraulics dothingies everywhere.
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priznat posted:Also he was obviously waiting for applause which cracked me up even more. And then when he said it a second time, people laughed. But not with you Elon, not with you.
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