Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Elon has to show everyone how to open the door. It's a Tesla alright.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:46 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 10:57 |
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Doctor Butts posted:Don't forget 'near infinite mass'! His name's Elon
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:46 |
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crispix posted:those weren't dummies Those were the losers and haters who doubted the cybertrukk
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:46 |
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kazil posted:
Is this a screenshot from Doom 3
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:46 |
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MasterSitsu posted:still no sticker price reveal eh no range either
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:47 |
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kazil posted:Poor rear end lighting, Elon trying to ad lib this speech, Kimbal is shouting from the side. Just absolute poo poo show Elon ad libs every speech he ever gives which is unfortunate because he is the most awkward man to ever exist
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:47 |
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there's no door pull, how do you pull it open when the window is up?
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:47 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:48 |
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And they are not even driving it off themselves, its some employee designated. And the bazingas in the crowd are trying to get high fives from the car going past. Possibly the cringiest event he has done so far.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:48 |
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kazil posted:he postin again 21 feet of poo poo
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:48 |
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that sure was maybe 10 cars
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:49 |
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Powershift posted:there's no door pull, how do you pull it open when the window is up? You pay someone to do that for you
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:50 |
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Absolutely zero crumple zones on this piece of poo poo, everyone inside will die in a crash. https://twitter.com/WhamBaamX/status/1730326355651313963
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:50 |
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And it's over. No price.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:50 |
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Are all these Musk groupies former Job worshippers?
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:50 |
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Doctor Butts posted:Don't forget 'near infinite mass'! God that was annoying
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:51 |
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https://x.com/mahkusg/status/1730328233500147953?s=20
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:51 |
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happyhippy posted:And they are not even driving it off themselves, its some employee designated. I hadn't thought about the driver situation ahead of time, what a missed opportunity for that grandpa to confusedly plow out through the wall live
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:51 |
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rotinaj posted:You pay someone to do that for you Okay, how do they do it? or is this like 10 Downing Street where there's always somebody inside.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:51 |
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not sure if his Leon Kennedy jacket from last night was more cringe, or the jacket he's wearing today digital penitence fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Nov 30, 2023 |
# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:52 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:52 |
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And in two years all those estimates will double
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:53 |
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kazil posted:And it's over. No price. Prices just appeared on website. https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design#payment $60k --$100k
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:53 |
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Aramis posted:Elon has to show everyone how to open the door. It's a Tesla alright. Apparently there's no way to open the door from the outside, literally every time he reached inside the open window, not sure what's going on there
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:54 |
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https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1730328510898602341
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:55 |
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“With rollout subtracted” wtf Add 0.3sec to that
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:55 |
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Those were with "probable savings" lol
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:56 |
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What does 'with rollout subtracted' mean for the 0-60 times?
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E the Shaggy posted:Here is a very good article on just how dogshit the Cybertruck is: Dying lmao quote:(At least if Cybertruck owners are mangled beyond recognition after their Autopilot system drives them into a semitruck, they might get to hear a Looney Tunes-esque “boing!” in their final moments as all the panels pop into curved shapes at once.) quote:Thank heavens, all the commuters facing constant raids from massed formations of 13th-century Mongolian horse archers can rest easy. (No word on if the truck is resistant to ballistas, trebuchets, onagers, or mangonels.) Though if you’re actually out in the wilderness, you might not be able to get away from attacking cavalry; a recent video posted on Twitter shows the Cybertruck struggling mightily to get up a small hill that wouldn’t trouble a Subaru Forester.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:56 |
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"Est." and also a big-rear end asterisk, just to cover the bases. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Nov 30, 2023 |
# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:56 |
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That vehicle is going to kill so many people. Both the people inside it and the hapless pedestrians and normal-car-drivers outside I'd be more worried but I don't think there will ever be all that many of them
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:56 |
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Piell posted:Absolutely zero crumple zones on this piece of poo poo, everyone inside will die in a crash. “It cannot roll over” *shows video of the thing nearly rolling over at 15 mph, does not show any footage of a side impact faster than that* “Also you will murder people you crash into” *hooting and hollering*
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:56 |
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Doctor Butts posted:What does 'with rollout subtracted' mean for the 0-60 times? Edmunds has a good write up: quote:The term "rollout" might not be familiar, but it comes from the drag strip. The arrangement of the timing beams for drag racing can be confusing, primarily because the 7-inch separation between the "pre-stage" and "stage" beams is not the source of rollout. The pre-stage beam, which has no effect on timing, is only there to help drivers creep up to the starting position. Rollout comes from the 1-foot separation (11.5 inches, actually) between the point where the leading edge of a front tire "rolls in" to the final staging beam — triggering the countdown to the green light that starts the race — and the point where the trailing edge of that tire "rolls out" of that same beam, the triggering event that starts the clock. A driver skilled at "shallow staging" can therefore get almost a free foot of untimed acceleration before the clock officially starts, effectively achieving a rolling-start velocity of 3-5 mph and shaving the 0.3 second it typically takes to cover that distance off the elapsed time (ET) in the process. https://www.edmunds.com/car-reviews/features/how-we-test-cars-and-trucks.html
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:57 |
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:58 |
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Cringing so hard at “cyberbeast”. Just the eternal 14 year old with hair plugs, that guy. And forget those prices, if I want something large and expensive to drive the whole 3000 miles a year I drive god made Escalades and Navigators for that reason. Thora fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Nov 30, 2023 |
# ? Nov 30, 2023 21:59 |
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I'm willing to bet the Cyberbeast doesn't even come with Biodefense Mode in its base configuration. Seriously though, who let a 11 YO kid be in charge of naming stuff over there? Edit: I'm sorry? The estimated prices includes expected gas savings? , that's pathetic. Aramis fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Nov 30, 2023 |
# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:00 |
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So the real estimated* price actually starts at 11k more than advertised.
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:01 |
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Fat Albert in a can posted:Cringing so hard at “cyberbeast”. The only Cyberbeast I recognize
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:01 |
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MasterSitsu posted:The only Cyberbeast I recognize
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:02 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 10:57 |
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Lmao, I forgot you can just say the car's cheaper up front because you're not paying for gas for years down the line
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# ? Nov 30, 2023 22:02 |