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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

i had blocked this out with my PTSD

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Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Nodoze posted:

Who cares, where are the deals

poking and prodding the guardians with a stick to see if they'll do something even mildly interesting during the offseason

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Defector is already on it

https://defector.com/yankees-honor-least-evil-fan

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

it looks like that is actually a commercial for ... the city of New York, like generally?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

bawfuls posted:

it looks like that is actually a commercial for ... the city of New York, like generally?

yes it's a tourism board spot

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

https://twitter.com/sportsrage/status/1730321140462264700

I am part of the many

Yusei Kikuchi comin' through for Canada

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Blue Jays I GUESS

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

If the Jays somehow manage to sign Ohtani, I will not talk poo poo about Atkins and Shapiro for weeks, possibly months.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
ohtani to the jays would be cool

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

https://twitter.com/sportsrage/status/1730321140462264700

I am part of the many

Yusei Kikuchi comin' through for Canada

Yes it is down to the Dodgers and Blue Jays (to lose out to the Cubs)

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Haven't we heard several variations of "It's Dodgers or X" now? Blue Jays, Cubs, Giants at least?

No one knows poo poo. At some point the news will just drop and it'll be done.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Blue Jays are such a weird place for him to go lol

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
https://twitter.com/racheldoerrie/status/1730334022625046571?t=GigsTR_fSH7Uf403RFTzhg&s=19

:hmmyes:

My body is ready.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

mcmagic posted:

The Blue Jays are such a weird place for him to go lol

Angels so bad he had to leave the country

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Blue Jays seem like the least repellent Ohtani destination at the moment (assuming the Rangers are indeed out of the running)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


He is going to the Dodgers.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

I'm assuming that geography is a factor here and frequently flying west coast <> Japan will be less miserable than Toronto <> Japan

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's only a 2 hr difference, believe it or not

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

https://twitter.com/sportsrage/status/1730321140462264700

I am part of the many

Yusei Kikuchi comin' through for Canada

Who the gently caress is this guy please

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
On one hand I don't want the Jays to get better, on the other hand he would look incredible in the powder blues

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

mcmagic posted:

The Blue Jays are such a weird place for him to go lol

https://twitter.com/JoseBerriosHOF/status/1730353822017507461

Dome

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
If it is down to Dodger and Jays he should go to Canada.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Hoping Ohtani makes you all mad soon

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
I just want him to have a chance of winning.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

If the Jays somehow manage to sign Ohtani, I will not talk poo poo about Atkins and Shapiro for weeks, possibly months.

If the Jays sign Ohtani I will say two nice things about Jays management in this very thread

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

If the Jays somehow manage to sign Ohtani, I will not talk poo poo about Atkins and Shapiro for hours, possibly days.

Legendary Ptarmigan
Sep 21, 2007

Need a light?
I would hate for Ohtani to join the AL East because then I would have to hear about his nonsense 14 times a season instead of 3. NL West is the best possible outcome to keep him out of the news cycle.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Legendary Ptarmigan posted:

I would hate for Ohtani to join the AL East because then I would have to hear about his nonsense 14 times a season instead of 3. NL West is the best possible outcome to keep him out of the news cycle.

lol what is this Ohtani hater post?

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Dameius posted:

I just want him to have a chance of winning.
with the notoriously successful Toronto Blue Jays, yeah that tracks

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Popete posted:

lol what is this Ohtani hater post?

Not to mention that everybody knows that if you need to bury news, you send it to the AL Central.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Poque posted:

Not to mention that everybody knows that if you need to bury news, you send it to the AL Central.

Only fellow AL Central fans are allowed to bag on how much AL Central is dumb and sucks. Stay in your lane, Cubsposter :colbert:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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bawfuls posted:

Hoping Ohtani makes you all mad soon

The only place he can go that would really make me mad is to the Astros. I'm fine with him going to the jays if he's into that kind of thing.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
It was done long ago. He'll shop for the highest offer he can get and then the Dodgers will match it.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

zoux posted:

It's only a 2 hr difference, believe it or not

2 hours one way, an extra 4 every trip seems like it'd be noticeable. But maybe Ohtani doesn't care, I don't actually know anything other than Arte should've sold the team.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
Ohtani to the Dodgers would be great for the Soto market.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It would be great if the cubs were relevant again

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

It would be great if the cubs were relevant again

Im sorry but this post seems to indicate there was a time when they werent

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I too like to engage in disjointed from reality fantasies where Ohtani goes to a team that doesn't call Wrigley home

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Wait, no, I don't like nor do I do that wow our cool and good friend coming to the Cubs, so cool

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The last cub I remember is Matt Murton

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