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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Platystemon posted:

It’s like when Gary Johnson supporters didn’t know what Aleppo was.
Those dummies. It's one of the best dried peppers, everybody should have some as well as pepper flakes.

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Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?


Coolness Averted posted:

His supporters didn't either? I just remember him not knowing on live TV.

I think it was his supporters on Twitter trying to run cover for him

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I wonder if Jonathon Taylor Thomas turned into a chud or not

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

credburn posted:

I wonder if Jonathon Taylor Thomas turned into a chud or not

He apparently did 4 episodes of Last Man Standing, and directed 3.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

credburn posted:

I wonder if Jonathon Taylor Thomas turned into a chud or not

I'd be more worried about the guy that played his older brother on Home Improvement. Dude looks like the type that was going grow up into a flank-steak powered roid-demon that would just wander around punting footballs into old ladies faces for fun.

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'd be more worried about the guy that played his older brother on Home Improvement. Dude looks like the type that was going grow up into a flank-steak powered roid-demon that would just wander around punting footballs into old ladies faces for fun.

He’s been arrested twice for domestic assault, among other crimes.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Didn't the youngest kid come out of seclusion to say some pro trump bullshit?

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Baron von Eevl posted:

Didn't the youngest kid come out of seclusion to say some pro trump bullshit?

Lmao if so, last I heard he started some vegan cheese company.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I remember there being a scandal because the youngest was dating an older woman.

Oh poo poo it didn't even occur to me the scandal might be because he was underage when they were dating? poo poo that seems obvious now.

edit: oh yeah

wikipedia posted:

At the age of 17, Smith married Heidi van Pelt on April 27, 2001. The marriage sparked much controversy due to the couple's age difference, as van Pelt was 16 years older.

He works for SpaceX now.

The oldest kid from Home Improvement lives in my county :O

credburn has a new favorite as of 00:22 on Dec 1, 2023

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

credburn posted:

The oldest kid from Home Improvement lives in my county :O

Be safe.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1730341640009605171

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

make it stop

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

garthoneeye posted:

He’s been arrested twice for domestic assault, among other crimes.

You forgot his tech startup scam. This is from Wikipedia: In June 2023, The Hollywood Reporter revealed that Bryan was accused of running a fraudulent agriculture-technology startup scheme. Four sources told the publication that the scheme involved them giving Bryan individual payment amounts ranging from $5,000 to $25,000 in exchange for fake contracts which actually had no value. The amount of money Bryan earned from the scheme is said to have totaled close to $50,000.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Oh gently caress, that's some heavy duty psychic damage

jesus christ i'm cringing too hard i think i'm dyign

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
It's ok this explains it

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Kevin DuBrow posted:

It's ok this explains it



Ahhh jesus this is too much gently caress gently caress

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Kevin DuBrow posted:

It's ok this explains it



What? I know these words, but they can't be in the order intended.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Baron von Eevl posted:

Ahhh jesus this is too much gently caress gently caress

If you haven't read the replies to a Musk tweet in a while you really are missing out.

https://twitter.com/_mintydoge/status/1730342147268690333?s=20

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Hell yeah where we go one we go musk

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

wash bucket posted:

If you haven't read the replies to a Musk tweet in a while you really are missing out.

https://twitter.com/_mintydoge/status/1730342147268690333?s=20

I don't know about that poster, but I'm not signing up for a Twitter account just to see idiots riding Elons dick.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
What if Elon musk is Q?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

...uite loving stupid

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Dabir posted:

...uite loving stupid

Don't

Sign

Your

Posts

B
-bigtittyhaver420

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

I don't know about that poster, but I'm not signing up for a Twitter account just to see idiots riding Elons dick.

You're not missing anything. The subscription model means that none of the top comments have anything interesting to say.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
If this was on purpose Elon Musk would basically be an Andy Kaufman level comedian (but it very obviously wasn't).

https://twitter.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1730210133018313118?s=20

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Baron von Eevl posted:

jesus christ i'm cringing too hard i think i'm dyign

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Elon musk has a robot penis

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

This is cringe so potent you could fold spacetime with it

Elon will get us to the stars via cringe

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Those dummies. It's one of the best dried peppers, everybody should have some as well as pepper flakes.

Quality soap, too.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

tokin opposition posted:

Elon musk has a robot penis

Bold of you to assume that, as a robot penis would likely function in some way

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Cool Dad posted:

Bold of you to assume that, as a robot penis would likely function in some way

it's not assumption, it's cold hard speculation

https://soundcloud.com/trueanonpod/does-elon-dream-of-electric-weiner-trailer

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?



Cybertruck said that? Hmm

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Kevin DuBrow posted:

It's ok this explains it



god drat this is one of the purest grades of numberlogy i have ever seen in years, and i've seen Q and stock meme poo poo. like where the gently caress does the first line even comes from

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

PhazonLink posted:

god drat this is one of the purest grades of numberlogy i have ever seen in years, and i've seen Q and stock meme poo poo. like where the gently caress does the first line even comes from

what part are you confused about it makes sense to me

they took the elon based quote and numerologied it in the typical fashion

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Yeah, it's really simple.

If you do A=1 ... Z=26, the quote adds up to 289 (i guess, i'm not bothering with that math)

289 = 172

Reverse 172 and you get 271, which is indeed the 58th prime number.

XRP (i did check this one) counts up to 58. XRP is the cryptocurrency Ripple, after that who loving cares.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
OP not the idiot:

https://twitter.com/jenny2x4/status/1730379690899132623

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Not Lyndon B Johnson. I love posting about my progressive hero Lyndon B Johnson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Jumbo noo :(

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Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman
Can I talk about his dick?

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