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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I can't get over the headlights strobing like lighting for a club. Everything about this looks cheap as gently caress.

the headlights are strobing because of the refresh rate of the video camera

"ITS SO BIG I WRECKED IT DRIVING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME" though, lol

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
It's great but I smashed into something because lmao

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


"I did run into something because I can't see..." NO, NO YOU'RE GOOD!

Jesus Christ

edit; also seeing the amber light THROUGH the thing, in the wheel well...just screams "well made", right?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
It’s cool it was only some small children you’re good

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

MrQwerty posted:

the headlights are strobing because of the refresh rate of the video camera

Good thing nobody uses cameras for driving, like instead of mirrors

LED lights on cars suck rear end, Tesla or not

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Barometer posted:

"I did run into something because I can't see..." NO, NO YOU'RE GOOD!

Jesus Christ

It's ok, it was only a small child you ran over

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


HamburgerTownUSA posted:

He's literally sat in his own Tesla, pointed out how the interior is poo poo by showing a glaringly poo poo part of the interior, and then proceeded to suck Elong's dick anyways.

I lost a ton of respect for him once he started acting like a completely unapologetic Musk simp, and that was awhile ago.

this is the moment right here:

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

MrQwerty posted:

the headlights are strobing because of the refresh rate of the video camera

"ITS SO BIG I WRECKED IT DRIVING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME" though, lol

pay attention. he was explaining that he hit something because he couldn't see through the A pillar when both the other cameraguy and the person filming that video got him to stop talking

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

John Wick of Dogs posted:

They should make splash mountain something any body has ever seen.

elon will bring back racist splash mountain

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


I'm the Giant Windshield Wiper!

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

priznat posted:

It’s cool it was only some small children you’re good


kazil posted:

It's ok, it was only a small child you ran over

The CYBERTRUCK demands a sacrifice!

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Elon makes some...Interesting changes to the small world ride.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



kazil posted:

"yeah so I hit something because you can't see poo poo while driving"

VISION OF THE CENTURY

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Alan Smithee posted:

elon will bring back racist splash mountain

fash mountain?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

ben shapino posted:

pay attention. he was explaining that he hit something because he couldn't see through the A pillar when both the other cameraguy and the person filming that video got him to stop talking

maybe they should put high-res OLED video screens on the A-pillars and 3 foot dash connected to tiny AI-controlled cameras

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
what if the windshield wiper was also a sheath for a katana

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Wait, there is literally no outside door handle???? Is it fob open only?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

I Greyhound posted:

Wait, there is literally no outside door handle???? Is it fob open only?

There are buttons on the frames you press in to open the door

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I’d like to know what he thinks he means by “handles really well”

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i am for sure going to buy a cyber truck for $50,000 in 2025. no doubt in my mind about this.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Data Graham posted:

I’d like to know what he thinks he means by “handles really well”

it drives in a straight line without a lot of road noise or handling correction when you drive it at low sp- DID I HIT SOMETHING?

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

thathonkey posted:

i am for sure going to buy a cyber truck for $50,000 in 2025. no doubt in my mind about this.

I’m sure dudes that try to flip these things will end up unloading them for around that

Edit: in early 2024

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I can't say enough good about my new car! If I HAD to play devil's advocate, I did crash it once the first time I drove it because I couldn't see where I was going.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


redshirt posted:

Well there's your problem right there. Why are you hauling dirt and poop and stuff in a truck??

For Biff to crash into in the 2055 remake of Back to the Future where Marty goes back to 2025 and gets chased by Biff on a improvised something they invented by the time the movie gets made but ain't been inventeds yet in the year 2025

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Alan Smithee posted:

elon will bring back racist splash mountain

Nobody has seen that one either

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I can't say enough good about my new car! If I HAD to play devil's advocate, I did crash it once the first time I drove it because I couldn't see where I was going.

To assist with this the guidance system will automatically aim for soft low-mass objects like children to minimise the risk that your crash will damage the steel panels of Cybertruck.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

TotalLossBrain posted:

I see Rivian trucks all over the Portland area all day long. The SUV, too

I get that my perspective is skewed, I live in an upper-middle class single family neighborhood that is very close for people that work around the CBD, also upper-middle class professionals, but I see so many EVs every day on my commute. And not just like Teslas, everything on the market from the Bolt to the EQS, I saw a loving Nissan Ariya the other day. And I live in Dallas, where range anxiety should be king.

I get that car makers were hoping for broader adoption more quickly, but there is so much doom and gloom but like where consumers actually buy a lot of new cars, it feels like they are everywhere.

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!
I want to believe this thing will be a disaster, but truck buyers are extremely stupid, fact-immune, and have too much money, much like Tesla buyers and Elon stans, so it's really a great fit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sir Tonk posted:

Can't believe those advertisers want to destroy x the everything app, against the planet's wishes

The planet's tweetin', Cloud.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Three Olives posted:

I get that my perspective is skewed, I live in an upper-middle class single family neighborhood that is very close for people that work around the CBD, also upper-middle class professionals, but...

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/368542088897372161?lang=en

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
i see plenty of less wealthy people around seattle with electric cars since gas prices started raising this year a lot more.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtW_2XUvZi4&t=23s
A little perspective.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

kazil posted:

Elon claims the bed is 6' long and 4' wide

CYBERNERRROOOOOOOO

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


I'm going to be honest. A tiny little part of me kind of wants a Cybertruck. It's so stupid and hilarious looking. Like a clown car, or the polar opposite of a clown car. An anti clown car. Imagine driving a meme car.

On the other hand, I wouldn't want people to imagine I endorse Elon for even a fraction of a second, and I'm not some silverspoon techbro who can buy an overpriced hunk of junk as a joke. Can't wait for all the future flavors of catastrophic failure these will have.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

kazil posted:

he postin again


E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

“LOOK AT HOW MUDDY IT IS!!”

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Busters posted:

I'm going to be honest. A tiny little part of me kind of wants a Cybertruck. It's so stupid and hilarious looking. Like a clown car, or the polar opposite of a clown car. An anti clown car. Imagine driving a meme car.

On the other hand, I wouldn't want people to imagine I endorse Elon for even a fraction of a second, and I'm not some silverspoon techbro who can buy an overpriced hunk of junk as a joke. Can't wait for all the future flavors of catastrophic failure these will have.

im a sucker for 80s concept cars but gently caress this thing

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
road visibility in that thing reminds me of an MTLB

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
you can probably kill more people than an mtlb too

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Alan Smithee posted:

you can probably kill more people than an mtlb too

Whoops! All Lithium!

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