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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Larryb posted:

How are the Resident Evil comics out of curiosity? Apparently they made at least a couple of them

Better than the Silent Hill comics. The one I just posted from was a translation of a Hong Kong series, so it had the unpredictable energy to match the games, and even though the art was wildly variable, I ended up liking it overall.

Whiz Comics #51 (1944)

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Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Skullthor is from a world that's basically the one He-Man lives in and he crash-landed on earth.

Never change, Chip. From Kaptara: Universal Truths #4

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Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Just shameful

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

The Summer Hikaru Died.

# ? Nov 29, 2023 12:53

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II #3 (2023)

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Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #7

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Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #7

Looks more like The Boys

# ? Nov 29, 2023 17:15

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Grassy Knowles posted:

Looks more like The Boys

Oi, you mean ol Fish Head, son? Yeah, pretty hosed up, even as supes go. Turns trick down by the docks to feed his drug habit. They call his usual alley The Blow Hole. Charges extra for a gill job. Bloody incredible what people will pay good money for. Anywho, lets go see what he can tell us about Orange Flashlight, yeah?

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mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

Darthemed posted:

Resident Evil: Code: Veronica #2 (2002)

So 82.17 is like 400 miles inland from the coast of Antarctica. But it's not super far from the northern coast of Greenland. So maybe they're supposed to be up there? Cuz it's hard to imagine they missed hundred of miles of frozen continent and found like the only random lake at that lattitude

Edit: actually, there's a good chunk of northern Greenland at that lattitude. I choose to believe they're in Greenland being sinister

mercenarynuker fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Nov 29, 2023

# ? Nov 29, 2023 18:45

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

mercenarynuker posted:

So 82.17 is like 400 miles inland from the coast of Antarctica. But it's not super far from the northern coast of Greenland. So maybe they're supposed to be up there? Cuz it's hard to imagine they missed hundred of miles of frozen continent and found like the only random lake at that lattitude

Edit: actually, there's a good chunk of northern Greenland at that lattitude. I choose to believe they're in Greenland being sinister

Greenland isn't near Antarctica. I think they meant 82.17 degrees South.

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site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

that's what the hallow earth reptilians want you to think :tinfoil:

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mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

TheCenturion posted:

Greenland isn't near Antarctica. I think they meant 82.17 degrees South.

Yeah, 82.17S is 400ish miles inland on Antarctica. 82.17N is north coastal Greenland. I think the latter makes more sense given the seaplanes and whatnot. I assume it's maybe a mix-up of Arctic/Antarctic. Or just plain stupidity, really xould go either way

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Kantesu: Apr 21, 2010

mercenarynuker posted:

Yeah, 82.17S is 400ish miles inland on Antarctica. 82.17N is north coastal Greenland. I think the latter makes more sense given the seaplanes and whatnot. I assume it's maybe a mix-up of Arctic/Antarctic. Or just plain stupidity, really xould go either way

This Umbrella base is very much supposed to be in Antarctica, so they probably just picked a number without looking into it too hard. I don't think the latitude was mentioned in the game, but that would be one of Capcom's less egregious factual errors.

# ? Nov 29, 2023 22:21

BooDooBoo: Jul 14, 2005; That makes no sense to me at all.

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site posted:

that's what the hallow earth reptilians want you to think

No we don't.

# ? Nov 30, 2023 15:21

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Blue Beetle #40 (1945)

# ? Nov 30, 2023 16:50

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Darthemed posted:

Blue Beetle #40 (1945)

Hello, human story manager. I am certainly not a tall thin grey alien from zeta reticuli disguised as an earth person.

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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

TheCenturion posted:

Oi, you mean ol Fish Head, son? Yeah, pretty hosed up, even as supes go. Turns trick down by the docks to feed his drug habit. They call his usual alley The Blow Hole. Charges extra for a gill job. Bloody incredible what people will pay good money for. Anywho, lets go see what he can tell us about Orange Flashlight, yeah?

Just acknowledging this was spot on and very well done!

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

As a lawyer, Daredevil is always careful with his choice of words.

Daredevil #196

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010; Can't post for 24 minutes!

Lobok posted:

As a lawyer, Daredevil is always careful with his choice of words.

Daredevil #196

I'm the AI thumb.

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mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

Daredevil and Luke Cage beefin about Yellow Peril

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TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

mercenarynuker posted:

Daredevil and Luke Cage beefin

Fixed that for you. Honestly, my first thought was 'Just tell me what I need to know, and the buggery stops.'

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Inkspot: Dec 3, 2013; I believe I have
an appointment.
Mr. Goongala?

As a Catholic, he's using the archaic "converse."

# ? Dec 1, 2023 20:29

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Resident Evil: Code: Veronica #3 (2002)

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Kantesu: Apr 21, 2010

Darthemed posted:

Resident Evil: Code: Veronica #3 (2002)

I don't think I'll ever get over this comic depicting whiny noodle boy Steve Burnside as this big handsome hunk

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Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Just wait till you see his stand.

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Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Kantesu posted:

I don't think I'll ever get over this comic depicting whiny noodle boy Steve Burnside as this big handsome hunk

I assume Steve is the artist.

# ? Dec 2, 2023 00:28

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:

Resident Evil: Code: Veronica #3 (2002)

Gonna show this to my cousin, she's gonna kick herself for actually studying to become a pharmacist.

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Kurui Reiten: Apr 24, 2010

Kantesu posted:

I don't think I'll ever get over this comic depicting whiny noodle boy Steve Burnside as this big handsome hunk

Admittedly the game itself is half convinced he's cool as poo poo and that the player loves him.

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Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

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Gann Jerrod: Sep 9, 2005; A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

That�s much more in character.

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Nostalgamus: Sep 28, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Gonna show this to my cousin, she's gonna kick herself for actually studying to become a pharmacist.

Team Fortress Comics #6: "The Naked and the Dead"

# ? Dec 2, 2023 09:31

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Green Lantern #22 (1946)

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Ms. Marvel - The New Mutant #4

drat Kate, I thought Iceman was the coldest X-Man

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Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

TwoPair posted:

Ms. Marvel - The New Mutant #4

drat Kate, I thought Iceman was the coldest X-Man

Kamala needs to play this out now.

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Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Darthemed posted:

Green Lantern #22 (1946)

Come ON, dude. Unless the fish (or the generic mobster) is made of wood, then you could have prevented that!

# ? Dec 2, 2023 22:34

Cassius Belli: May 22, 2010; horny is prohibited

Elissimpark posted:

Come ON, dude. Unless the fish (or the generic mobster) is made of wood, then you could have prevented that!

The fish is mounted on a wooden plaque, I think.

e: but he could stop the fish itself, or the mobster, so�

# ? Dec 2, 2023 23:15

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Yeah, that's what I meant! I looked at his list of powers on Wikipedia and I could think of several ways he could avoid wood-based physical trauma.

If his ring is anything like the 'modern' ones, he could program it to constantly project a thought control command about NOT hitting the guy in the cape with wooden objects!

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