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Daner T
Dec 24, 2004

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

:captainpop:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CodfishCartographer posted:

Is he just saying he wishes his parents were dead? lmao

fake edit: Garfs of the Flower Moon
He may also be complaining that they're not rich enough, I'm not sure that his family is billionaire-rich.

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



It’s gotta be some combination of daddy isn’t that ch enough and knowing he’s last in line for inheritance, right?

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

GarfieldEATS: Stop jackin-off to my stories

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

what a talentless looking licens-
ee

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Beached Whale posted:

So proud of Nathen for bootstrapping himself into the fabulous success he is today, coming from a humble background as the son of a fabulously wealthy Middle Eastern fast food baron. I can't wait to see what he does with AtlasShruggedEATS.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1730375771305206130

So this is just jealousy on his part then, right?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Him taking credit for predicting the death of retail is so good.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1730973355220541739

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Nathen predicted the death of brick-and-mortar!?

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

this peggy hill motherfucker

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Frank Frank posted:

So this is just jealousy on his part then, right?

I think he’s mad his father hasn’t died yet.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
Mastermind #Toys

That’s like Garfield #Eats

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

david_a posted:

Mastermind #Toys

That’s like Garfield #Eats

Motherfucker cannot for the life of him figure out how to tag anything on social media

I'm glad he predicted the fall of Toys R Us

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I think he’s mad his father hasn’t died yet.

If liquid asset inheritance were illegal, he wouldn't have to be mad.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Excited to see him be even more pathetic than usual.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Nathen's assistant, who definitely exists

not a bot
Jan 9, 2019
Mathen Narzi, the assistant

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

papa burger issues

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

SatansOnion posted:

Nathen's assistant, who definitely exists

Reporting a stapler in a burger which definitely happened.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

SatansOnion posted:

Nathen's assistant, who definitely exists

The gimp in the Garf suit.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

'Stapler pin' gently caress you, Canada

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
My gum was scratched. I could have been killed!!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

MiltonEATS

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



drat Nathan digging into the back catalog :allears:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i want to take this opportunity to reiterate that the staple issue is 100% real and it is the only thing ive ever agreed with nathen about. people need to stop using staples in food delivery. either you cut yourself on it or it ends up in your meal. nathen is right!!! nathen is right!!!!!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

'Stapler pin' gently caress you, Canada

Don't blame Canada for Nathen newspeak

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

GolfHole posted:

i want to take this opportunity to reiterate that the staple issue is 100% real and it is the only thing ive ever agreed with nathen about. people need to stop using staples in food delivery. either you cut yourself on it or it ends up in your meal. nathen is right!!! nathen is right!!!!!

well maybe if you don't rip open your delivery bags like a goddamn animal you won't get staples everywhere

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
They better not ban staples in food delivery. If restaurants don't staple my hot dogs shut, they end up falling apart by the time they get to my house.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
P sure the whole bag stapling thing came to be during the Covid pandemic when people wanted to be sure no one was tampering with their food

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
wtf double post

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


MassRafTer posted:

Excited to see him be even more pathetic than usual.



What was that post about being kind to others and minding your own business?

Also, it really pisses me off the way he talks about his app, as if it already exists. It just conflicts with how my brain works. It's pretending as if a daydream is something that exists fully formed, exactly how you wish it. It's not even "in development". It's just as real as the imaginary arguments I have while taking a poo poo. I don't pretend I won a presidential debate just because I took a really long shower.

Put up Egeez or shut up . Or eat the eggs

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I assume that is the kind of shared delusion amongst all pathological liars who hawk things like restaurants, steaks, licensing marketplaces, universities, et cetera

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

MassRafTer posted:

Excited to see him be even more pathetic than usual.



lol

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Busters posted:

What was that post about being kind to others and minding your own business?

Also, it really pisses me off the way he talks about his app, as if it already exists. It just conflicts with how my brain works. It's pretending as if a daydream is something that exists fully formed, exactly how you wish it. It's not even "in development". It's just as real as the imaginary arguments I have while taking a poo poo. I don't pretend I won a presidential debate just because I took a really long shower.

Put up Egeez or shut up . Or eat the eggs

"Fake it till you make it"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

GolfHole posted:

i want to take this opportunity to reiterate that the staple issue is 100% real and it is the only thing ive ever agreed with nathen about. people need to stop using staples in food delivery. either you cut yourself on it or it ends up in your meal. nathen is right!!! nathen is right!!!!!

I think he made it up.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Zefiel posted:

"Fake it till you make it"

That assumes you're even trying to make it.

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Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


Honestly I think the "personal assistant" thing is probably the least suspect part of last year's staplegate,.which is because I figure Nathan is still stuck on the 4 Hour Workweek concept of hiring a person from another country on slave wages to be their virtual "personal assistant".

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