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anime was right posted:probably gonna be one of the dumbest things ill ever post anywhere but i had a dream last night the earliest part which i remember was driving the cybertruck on a highway and using autopilot and going "this isnt so bad" and then immediately crashing. this somehow leads to elon thinking im trying to take down tesla and his plan to stop me is to freaky friday himself with me??? he then like tries to ruin my life and the worst he can do is sticking my head into vat or bucket or something of bugs and my head gets a bunch of bumpy red marks but then switches back and then he realizes i know the embarrassing secret of his hog so he sends a USPS assassin after me in my regular body (who looks like pedro from napoleon dynamite) and during the escape i discover that his stock tanked because during that weekend he unveiled "cybertruck boat shoes" that looked something like this: We've got a successor to hulk hogan meat shoes finally
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Dec 1, 2023 21:25
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she'll be fired for cause like Parag and sent back with an expired work visa
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Dec 1, 2023 21:26
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Knight posted:He's going to try to fire her in some tantrum and she's going to have to go through the courts for any of that Gotta get your severance package put into a trust so your psycho rear end in a top hat company owner can't screw you out of it.
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Dec 1, 2023 21:27
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We've already lol'ed at the lack of side airbags, but I'm lmao'ing at the rear passenger in the TRK.
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Dec 1, 2023 21:29
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tenderjerk posted:that letter sounds like she is trying to convince herself Drug testing at X is a little different (it's the most maverick company after all). "Hey Linda, your Ketamine levels are a bit low today. Have you been microdosing at all? Here, you can have some of mine. Now go and hype up the boss for his epic interview, we need to keep that in the limelight as long as humanly possible."
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Dec 1, 2023 21:31
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Nothus posted:We've already lol'ed at the lack of side airbags, but I'm lmao'ing at the rear passenger in the TRK. Front seat safety is always better in cars, so what if we just threw the backseat passengers toward the front seat?
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Dec 1, 2023 21:31
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id like to think an engineer tried telling elon that crumple zones are actually a feature and not a bug and was immediately fired for it
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Dec 1, 2023 21:33
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Front seat safety is always better in cars, so what if we just threw the backseat passengers toward the front seat? im just stunned that they do not even seem to have pretensioning in the back lmao
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Dec 1, 2023 21:35
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Crumple zones are giving up, they're admitting defeat. I want cars that are so stiff they don't deform at all
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Dec 1, 2023 21:39
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Justin Tyme posted:We've got a successor to hulk hogan meat shoes finally Eventually it was found out the meat shoes were based on a real thing so I think it's GOAT
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Dec 1, 2023 21:40
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Justin Tyme posted:Crumple zones are giving up, they're admitting defeat. I want cars that are so stiff they don't deform at all "The problem with cars nowadays is they're all made out of plastic, shatters at the first sign of a crash. Back in my day, you could hammer out the dents and have it looking good as new with a little elbow grease!" Why yes, the person who said this DID know people who died in car crashes when the hood sliced them in two, why do you ask?
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Dec 1, 2023 21:43
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thank you, brandon dollar designs https://twitter.com/Studio89_Design/status/1730636946601345457?s=20
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Dec 1, 2023 21:43
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The world’s richest man remains desperate for our attention New York CNN — quote:Elon Musk desperately wants to be liked, despite his pronouncement Wednesday that he doesn’t mind being hated. “Hate away,” he told Andrew Ross Sorkin at the New York Times DealBook Summit.
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Dec 1, 2023 21:52
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If you die in a cybertruck you immediately enter valhalla
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Dec 1, 2023 21:52
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's hard to think that just a few years ago Musk was getting cameos in marvel movies and doting Simpsons' episodes based around his brilliance normies love musk. it isn't a problem.
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Dec 1, 2023 21:54
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sharknado slashfic posted:If you die in a cybertruck you immediately enter valhalla mad musk
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Dec 1, 2023 21:55
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moist turtleneck posted:thank you, brandon dollar designs the passengers aren't dead, you fool, they've simply been released from caring. this is a directed attack against tesla, akin to blackmail (for money) and another example of cancel culture and censorship against my free* speech. go gently caress yourself * $8 $-3492 after estimated 3 years gas savings
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Dec 1, 2023 21:56
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"if you are in an argument with another car you will win*" *the win will be pyrrhic
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Dec 1, 2023 21:57
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tenderjerk posted:"if you are in an argument with another car you will win*" this is not bloodm in my mouth, it's victory wine
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Dec 1, 2023 21:59
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1730283035818369441?t=SHp_ClxkZkrTnKRB3BzBpA&s=19 Disney has one of the best catalogues in streaming including lots of old, violent, and racey movies. I just watched Commando on there for the first time and it owned. Meanwhile X has a bunch of whiney nerds
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Dec 1, 2023 22:03
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also speaking of mvoies not real
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Dec 1, 2023 22:04
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Durf posted:also speaking of mvoies I can already tell that that's fake because Eliot Page would have to be covered in so much ugly makeup to properly look like Musk. he's nowhere near lumpy and squinty enough for the role, imho
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Dec 1, 2023 22:14
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the commando tool shed scene is a classic
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Dec 1, 2023 22:15
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Anyone know what would happen differently if the cybertruck test used the half-wall thingy like the others instead of a full flat wall?
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Dec 1, 2023 22:17
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the cybertruck is actually like those really stupid ramp-configurations from battlebots it will simply scoop up an f150 and win
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Dec 1, 2023 22:20
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:the commando tool shed scene is a classic lol when he looked at the buzzsaws I was like "no way". ridiculous  and was this the first movie to have a loadout scene 
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Dec 1, 2023 22:21
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SatansOnion posted:I can already tell that that's fake because Eliot Page would have to be covered in so much ugly makeup to properly look like Musk. he's nowhere near lumpy and squinty enough for the role, imho oh for sure not now, but shave above his forehead and he could easily pass as young musk then any aging makeup would be additive which works for a lumpy mess like Musk
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Dec 1, 2023 22:24
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X loves you
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Dec 1, 2023 22:28
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commando does fuckin own. isnt that the one where he kills a dude by hurling a pipe like a javelin too
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Dec 1, 2023 22:29
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anime was right posted:probably gonna be one of the dumbest things ill ever post anywhere but i had a dream last night the earliest part which i remember was driving the cybertruck on a highway and using autopilot and going "this isnt so bad" and then immediately crashing. this somehow leads to elon thinking im trying to take down tesla and his plan to stop me is to freaky friday himself with me??? he then like tries to ruin my life and the worst he can do is sticking my head into vat or bucket or something of bugs and my head gets a bunch of bumpy red marks but then switches back and then he realizes i know the embarrassing secret of his hog so he sends a USPS assassin after me in my regular body (who looks like pedro from napoleon dynamite) and during the escape i discover that his stock tanked because during that weekend he unveiled "cybertruck boat shoes" that looked something like this: Can't even open the jerky drawer without a connected cellphone smdh
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Dec 1, 2023 22:30
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:After almost 11 years, my Tesla Model S has been put out to pasture. You cut out the best part: quote:I'm kind of sad to see it go. I loved that car, but I don't really want to deal with Tesla service again. If the build quality on new ones hadn't fallen through the floor, I'd have gotten a new Model S. As it is, I feel like I've dodged a bullet. Sure the car was poo poo and dead after 80k miles and their support is terrible, but I still almost bought another one.
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Dec 1, 2023 22:35
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thathonkey posted:commando does fuckin own. isnt that the one where he kills a dude by hurling a pipe like a javelin too
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Dec 1, 2023 22:36
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 lmao no loving way. i had to check that this was real.
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Dec 1, 2023 22:37
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thathonkey posted:commando does fuckin own. isnt that the one where he kills a dude by hurling a pipe like a javelin too yeah and it stabs through him into a boiler and steam shoots out and Arnold goes "let off some steam, bennett"
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Dec 1, 2023 22:39
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Durf posted:lol when he looked at the buzzsaws I was like "no way". ridiculous 
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Dec 1, 2023 22:39
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I could be wrong but I feel like one of the Rambos did the loadout montage before Commando and there's a funny parody of it in Hot Shots
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Dec 1, 2023 22:42
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I can almost guarantee there's a western with a loadout montage.
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Dec 1, 2023 22:44
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Trillhouse posted:
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Dec 1, 2023 22:45
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Lladre posted:This lady's career is over isn't it? It's hard enough being a woman in that environment and now she's bandleading her company to lose it's income. How does she recover from this? the opportunity to step in and be a CEO for a failing company like this are great for the individual. You can get a really lucrative parachute regardless so you are fine there and if the company ultimately fails, nobody expected it to thrive anyway so there's no reputational hit.
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Trillhouse posted:
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